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    Originally posted by dinkacat View Post
    you have ridden two horses, walked around Lowe's for 45 minutes, and then completed your grocery shopping at WalMart before you notice that you have put your breeches on backwards.
    Thanks Dinkacat - I just peed my breetches


      Originally posted by dinkacat View Post
      Oh... come on guys! Please don't let me be the winner! I was truly hoping someone would one-up me so I don't feel so alone in my ridiculousness!
      I once went grocery shopping with my shirt on backwards. The chest pocket was on my back.

      A colleague once came to work with two different shoes on.
      I heard a neigh. Oh, such a brisk and melodious neigh as that was! My very heart leaped with delight at the sound. --Nathaniel Hawthorne


        Originally posted by Dewey View Post
        I once went grocery shopping with my shirt on backwards. The chest pocket was on my back.

        A colleague once came to work with two different shoes on.
        I've done that with T shirts! Once I put my knit pants on backwards- I reached for the pocket and it was facing the back. Fortunately I had a coat over it.


          Originally posted by Dewey View Post
          A colleague once came to work with two different shoes on.
          I once showed up at the office wearing two dress watches - on the same wrist


            A (trial lawyer) colleage of mine once came into the office with two different COLOR shoes on. He had to go to court that day. Had to go home and change shoes first.
            What's wrong with you?? Your cheese done slid off its cracker?!?!


              My friend was riding her horse one time and had a pair of underwear fall out of her pants. Stuck in their from the laundry
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                I went to the doctor just this morning. The podiatrist actually. For heel pain and a consult on my wrecked big toe on the other foot. I was talking to doc while the tech pulled out the gel insoles I got a few nights ago and starts laughing, "these are in the wrong feet!"

                Good lord did I feel stupid! I'm pretty sure having the arch on backwards wasn't helping a whole lot with the heel pain But we all got a good laugh and the thing she did with tongue depressors under the insole of the shoe is actualy helping. but still... pay attention much??



                  <<<< I just spewed Mcdonald's sweet tea all over my pc>>>>


                    I've put my shirt on backwards but never my breeches! Thanks for a laugh, I needed it.

                    Yesterday I wondered where my keys were, as I was driving my car... And wondered why my vision was so clear when I didn't have my glasses on, reached up and touched my face and... Oh yeah, I did put them on. Believe me, I went home and to bed after that
                    RIP Don - 3/28/2004-8/15/2012


             students today were dissecting fetal pigs. One girl whose group had a male, looked at another group's pig (female-but she didn't know it at time) and asked

                      "Why do its testicles look different than our pig's?"
                      Answer from other student "Because those are ovaries".
                      She than asked (and I kid you not). "Well where are the balls then?"
                      Other student (as straight faced as possible) "It doesn't have any, it's a girl".

                      5 second pause.

                      Red faced embarrassment, begging us all to pretend that the conversation never took place (especially since she was at her Co-op placement training yesterday and discussed neutering in some detail).

                      Now that's a bad day for a 16 year old.

                      I didn't have the heart to correct any of the terminology!
                      "Those who know the least often know it the loudest."


                        Originally posted by Dewey View Post
                        A colleague once came to work with two different shoes on.
                        Raises hand! I did something similar, had two pairs of heels, same style - one pair navy, one pair black . . . luckily I wore long pants that day . . .

                        "I am still under the impression that there is nothing alive quite so beautiful as a thoroughbred horse." -- John Galsworthy


                          Once, I put two different paddock boots on to go to the barn: Blunnies on one foot, Ariats on the other. Then, I felt really funny walking and driving, like I had done something to my knee, and was really worried. Didn't dawn on me until I got to the barn and looked down at my feet that the different boots were the culprit.


                            Once, I put two different paddock boots on to go to the barn: Blunnies on one foot, Ariats on the other. Then, I felt really funny walking and driving, like I had done something to my knee, and was really worried. Didn't dawn on me until I got to the barn and looked down at my feet that the different boots were the culprit.

                            Shirts and breeches inside out quite a few times (and I've gone to work with my shirt inside out on multiple occasions).


                              Originally posted by fargonefarm View Post
                              I get out of the car and walk towards the store and was just about in the door when I realized I still had nothing on except my tall boots, breeches, and sports bra. Thankfully, I realized that perhaps I should run back to the car and get a shirt before going back into the store to buy my toilet paper and Corona
                              But if you hadn't, maybe you wouldn't have had to pay for that Corona yourself!
                              Only one cat - must not be totally crazy yet!


                                I forgot to take off my barn shoes and walked into the office. Co-worker looks down and says "Those shoes have had it!"


                                  I did that. Wore my barn clogs to the hospital and forgot to bring my surgical clogs. Fortunately, they sold clogs at the hospital gift shop - but it didn't open until 9 am, and my surgery started at 7am. I had to put the disposable booties over my barn clogs, and I was so afraid they smelled bad. They were fairly clean, but I put three pairs of booties on over them and tried to stay away from everyone. Stepping back when anyone came near me. Oh, that was horrid. Nobody noticed. If they did, they WOULD have said something.

                                  HOspital scrubs are made to be worn inside out or however they come out of the wash, so I have a habit of not always checking too hard with sports or casual clothes. I took a lesson last week, just last week, in a new black sports turtleneck and it was only at about 9pm at night that I scratched my shoulder are realized it was inside out. I doubt my trainer noticed; I was wearing a down vest over it, but aieeee. <head-desk>
                                  My warmbloods have actually drunk mulled wine in the past. Not today though. A drunk warmblood is a surly warmblood. - WildandWickedWarmbloods


                                    I usually work out before work, so I put my work clothes in a bag to take to the gym and, if I am going to the barn straight from work, my riding clothes go in another bag.
                                    Once I put 1 paddock boot from 2 different pairs in the riding clothes bag- not a big deal until I realized they were both right foot boots. I sure as heck was not going to skip my ride so I wore them- man did my left foot hurt when I got home.
                                    I have also, uhhmm more than once, packed non-matching shoes to wear to work in my gym bag- at least for those I have so far managed to pack a left and a right.
                                    There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.(Churchill)


                                      Originally posted by HPFarmette View Post
                                      I forgot to take off my barn shoes and walked into the office. Co-worker looks down and says "Those shoes have had it!"
                                      I work in a kennel and I wear my paddock boots to work, and one day my coworker looked down and said "I think it's time to let the boots go." in his most serious voice For once instead of busting the toe on them I actually managed to wear holes in the heels of them... No wonder my feet would get wet when I was washing dogs! Or horses for that matter.

                                      The paddock boots have since been retired to riding only use until I can afford new ones

                                      I still can't believe I used them for so long without even noticing the leather had come completely away from the sole on the outside of the heels of both boots.
                                      RIP Don - 3/28/2004-8/15/2012


                                        I've been sick for a week. Two rounds of meds. Still sick. Finally got back into see the doc. Doc walks into the room. Says nothing. Turns around. Leaves. Comes back with mask on.


                                          Originally posted by Derby Lyn Farms View Post
                                          My friend was riding her horse one time and had a pair of underwear fall out of her pants. Stuck in their from the laundry
                                          I'm a cop. I had a coworker pull his wife's (I hope!) thong out of the pant leg of his jumpsuit one night. That was funny.

                                          I was so tired one time, I put on a hoodie (in the dark, it was like 4am) backwards. The hood was up. It took me a few seconds to figure it out...
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                                          "I am all for reaching out, but in some situations it needs to be done with a rolled up news paper." Alagirl