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  • #21
    Originally posted by Mike Matson View Post
    This one is my preference


    Not that cowboys aren't attractive.. but their is just something about a man in uniform lol
    I have CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be!

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    • #22
      Originally posted by sketcher View Post
      Is that the gay cowboy calendar?
      They work out at the Jim...
      Nudging "Almost Heaven" a little closer still...
      http://www.wvhorsetrainer.com

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      • #23
        Originally posted by MunchingonHay View Post
        I have some laundry that needs doing..............on those wash board ABS !!!
        Whatcha washing? Your lingerie?
        I want a signature but I have nothing original to say except: "STHU and RIDE!!!

        Wonderful COTHER's I've met: belleellis, stefffic, snkstacres and janedoe726.

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        • #24
          Originally posted by Tapperjockey View Post
          This one is my preference


          Not that cowboys aren't attractive.. but their is just something about a man in uniform lol
          Me too! Mike, you win this one!

          I remember the first time that I saw my husband in his Marine dress blues. The poor man didn't stand a chance. As good as he looked in it, it sure came off in a hurry!

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          • #25
            Originally posted by Belg View Post
            They work out at the Jim...
            Good one!

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            • #26
              Chip n' Dale's?

              Barn rat for life

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              • #27
                Take a cold shower, ladies!

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                • #28
                  Originally posted by Alagirl View Post
                  Take a cold shower, ladies!
                  With who?
                  I have CDO. It's like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be!

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                  • #29
                    Originally posted by Tapperjockey View Post
                    With who?

                    A steel toe boot to put the flames out....

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by MunchingonHay View Post
                      I have some laundry that needs doing..............on those wash board ABS !!!
                      You owe me a new keyboard!!!!
                      "The nice thing about memories is the good ones are stronger and linger longer than the bad and we sure have some incredibly good memories." - EverythingButWings

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                      • #31
                        Originally posted by Chardavej View Post
                        Whatcha washing? Your lingerie?
                        well, there are 9 of them, so one for my delicate, one for colors, one for whites, one for my horse stuff, another for towels .......



                        as long as I get to rub up and down I am a happy washer.
                        www.facebook.com/doggonegoodgoodies
                        http://doggonebakedgoods.com/

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                        • #32
                          Originally posted by wcporter View Post
                          Chip n' Dale's?


                          To keep it horse related, perhaps
                          "Bits and Pieces" or
                          "hay and shavings",
                          "Hammer and Forge"
                          www.facebook.com/doggonegoodgoodies
                          http://doggonebakedgoods.com/

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                          • #33
                            Wrong muscles......... But they are cute.

                            Mike and his horse could give those guys a run for their money.

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                            • #34
                              Originally posted by Mike Matson View Post
                              It might be best to start them off in the hayloft and see if they can handle that first.
                              Hayloft??!!!?
                              Those shirtless gym bunnies wouldn't last 5 minutes with all that hay!

                              Sigh...
                              signs of encroaching Age.
                              Above was my first thought seeing that pic
                              *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
                              Steppin' Out 1988-2004
                              Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
                              Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015

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                              • #35
                                Husband is now following up with comments that a splinter or mosquito bite would probably require calling an ambulance for these guys...
                                Jigga:
                                Why must you chastise my brilliant idea with facts and logic? **picks up toys (and wine) and goes home**

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                                • #36
                                  I wouldn't kick any of them out of my barn or my bed. At least not until I was finished with them.

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                                  • #37
                                    Originally posted by MunchingonHay View Post
                                    I have some laundry that needs doing..............on those wash board ABS !!!
                                    I have read this whole thread and I'm still laughing at this post.

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                                    • #38
                                      They don't look very handy. I think they'd probably just stand in front of the arena mirrors admiring themselves.
                                      Life doesn't have perfect footing.

                                      Bloggily entertain yourself with our adventures (and disasters):
                                      We Are Flying Solo

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                                      • #39
                                        Originally posted by acoustic View Post
                                        Me too! Mike, you win this one!

                                        I remember the first time that I saw my husband in his Marine dress blues. The poor man didn't stand a chance. As good as he looked in it, it sure came off in a hurry!
                                        This one!! I'll take Mike over these "boys" anyday!! My age is really showing

                                        A pic of my husband in his dress blues still makes me swoon
                                        "A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority." Rick Warren

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                                        • #40
                                          Oh hell yea - I have a list a mile long - not sure these guys look quite er um right for the job tho.

                                          The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
                                          H. Cate

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