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  • Fun bumper stickers

    In reality, they'd never see my bumper, more than likely end up decorating my tackroom...but I have a minor obsession with funny/cute horse related bumper stickers.

    This one makes me giggle, a lot....because it describes pretty much the opposite of what my Whinnie is like....most days

    http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...asp?bump_ID=68

    Help me find other fun stickers! Haflingers, Kigers, TB's in particular. Dressage and Hunter, and Trails.

    It's a gloomy day here, the heavy blah in the weather is holding me down under it's oppressive blahness, I must keep myself entertained.
    Owned by a Paint/TB and an OTTB.
    RIP Scoutin' For Trouble ~ 2011 at 10
    RIP Tasha's Last Tango ~ 2010 at ~23
    RIP In Sha' Allah ~ 2009 too young at 5

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    For the draftie fans (like me)

    http://www.cafepress.com/+hug_a_draf...icker,15051118

    And while this is a T-shirt, I have seen the bumper sticker before. http://www.cafepress.com/+draft_hors...p_ne,123997749
    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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    • #3
      http://www.cafepress.com/jlwdesigns/s__bumper-stickers

      Check 'em all out.
      Groom to trainer: "Where's the glamour? You promised me glamour!"

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      • #4
        I buy those magnetic vent covers from home supply stores, stick the bumper stickers to that, and then I can remove and change my bumper stickers whenever I want.

        Currently, I have one that says "My horse bucked off your honors student."

        Recently, though, I saw one I really liked that said "Horses Make Me Happy. You? Not so much."
        Please copy and paste this to your signature if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a smack upside the head. Lets raise awareness.

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          #5
          OMG the proff. hauler one is epic.

          http://www.cafepress.com/jlwdesigns.177262975
          Owned by a Paint/TB and an OTTB.
          RIP Scoutin' For Trouble ~ 2011 at 10
          RIP Tasha's Last Tango ~ 2010 at ~23
          RIP In Sha' Allah ~ 2009 too young at 5

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          • #6
            Originally posted by JollyBadger View Post
            I buy those magnetic vent covers from home supply stores, stick the bumper stickers to that, and then I can remove and change my bumper stickers whenever I want.

            Currently, I have one that says "My horse bucked off your honors student."

            Recently, though, I saw one I really liked that said "Horses Make Me Happy. You? Not so much."
            Love both! Where did you get the honor student one?
            Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion.... ~ Emerson

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              #7
              I think i saw both of those on Zazzle and cafe press.....sorely tempted.
              Owned by a Paint/TB and an OTTB.
              RIP Scoutin' For Trouble ~ 2011 at 10
              RIP Tasha's Last Tango ~ 2010 at ~23
              RIP In Sha' Allah ~ 2009 too young at 5

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              • #8
                This one shows up ginormous but is really cute: WWGMD? What Would George Morris Do?

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                • #9
                  Gotta add these:

                  http://www.zazzle.com/nicker_more_ki...69727029590657

                  http://www.zazzle.com/red_mares_rule...69727029590657

                  http://www.zazzle.com/ponies_only_lo...69727029590657

                  http://www.zazzle.com/ponies_the_evi...69727029590657

                  http://www.zazzle.com/ride_like_the_...69727029590657

                  http://www.zazzle.com/drafts_dream_p...69727029590657

                  http://www.zazzle.com/ill_behaved_ch...69727029590657

                  I'll stop now, but there are more here:

                  http://www.zazzle.com/woofnwhinny?rf=238969727029590657


                  I buy those magnetic vent covers from home supply stores, stick the bumper stickers to that, and then I can remove and change my bumper stickers whenever I want.
                  Me too! BUT, don't forget to take them off before you go through a car wash.
                  Horse & Dog Designs: Clothing, Home Decor, Custom Gifts, ETC:
                  WoofNWhinny*GIFT IDEAS for Horse Lovers!
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                  • #10
                    This one is on my car

                    http://www.zazzle.com/stunts_funny_b...53995581027271
                    Lowly Farm Hand with Delusions of Barn Biddieom.
                    Witherun Farm
                    http://witherun-farm.blogspot.com/

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                    • #11
                      HAY!

                      Pines4equines here from Horse Hollow Press. Thank you for liking our bumper stickers. The bumper sticker: "My horse bucked off your honor student" is ours.

                      http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...asp?bump_ID=35

                      I have to fix the George Morris bumper sticker one so it doesn't appear too large.

                      Also, we have these.
                      http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...sp?bump_ID=160
                      I know it shows up large too but it is a bumper sticker sized magnet that you can stick a bumper sticker to and then stick the magnet to your car rather than a bumper sticker.

                      Here's this one!
                      http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...sp?bump_ID=166

                      Thank you guys! We have a bunch of new ones coming out in January. Stop by your local retailer to see them!
                      Sorry! But that barn smell is my aromatherapy!
                      One of our horsey bumper stickers! www.horsehollowpress.com
                      Add Very Funny Horse Bumper Stickers on facebook

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                        #12
                        I must confess, I spent entirely too much time on your site looking at the magnets and stickers Honey man is getting a list of things he can randomly buy me as a "I don't know what I did, but I'm sure I messed up somehow soooo here have something fun and horsie and forgive me!"
                        Owned by a Paint/TB and an OTTB.
                        RIP Scoutin' For Trouble ~ 2011 at 10
                        RIP Tasha's Last Tango ~ 2010 at ~23
                        RIP In Sha' Allah ~ 2009 too young at 5

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                        • #13
                          I'm sorry, but this one:

                          http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...asp?bump_ID=57

                          Can be taken many ways, and does not look like what you want it to look like

                          Sorry, I think my mind is in the gutter today...
                          Friend of bar.ka!
                          Originally posted by MHM
                          GM quote of the day, regarding the correct way to do things:
                          "There's correct, and then there's correct. If you're almost correct, that means you're wrong."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by pines4equines View Post
                            Pines4equines here from Horse Hollow Press. Thank you for liking our bumper stickers. The bumper sticker: "My horse bucked off your honor student" is ours.

                            http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...asp?bump_ID=35

                            I have to fix the George Morris bumper sticker one so it doesn't appear too large.

                            Also, we have these.
                            http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...sp?bump_ID=160
                            I know it shows up large too but it is a bumper sticker sized magnet that you can stick a bumper sticker to and then stick the magnet to your car rather than a bumper sticker.

                            Here's this one!
                            http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...sp?bump_ID=166

                            Thank you guys! We have a bunch of new ones coming out in January. Stop by your local retailer to see them!
                            I got your "hell hath no furry...." one for my car and one for my truck I get TONS of compliments on it

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                            • #15
                              One of my favorites, not at all horse related (but too good not to share) is: "I'm still mad at Yoko"
                              http://fromdressagehorsetocowpony.blogspot.com/

                              "I am still under the impression that there is nothing alive quite so beautiful as a thoroughbred horse." -- John Galsworthy

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                              • #16
                                I've always wanted the one that says

                                Golf courses are a waste of pasture land

                                CafePress.com is great, and you can design your own! I did my own " exracer' one.
                                Ottbs - The finish line is only the beginning!

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                                • #17
                                  HAY~~

                                  Thank you all!


                                  Golf Courses is one of our stickers!

                                  http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...asp?bump_ID=39


                                  Did you see the window stickers too?
                                  http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...sp?bump_ID=141

                                  The below is very nice and I actually didn't do the chrome. The horse's legs are all black. This one is our best seller besides the dressage Window Stickers.
                                  http://www.horsehollowpress.com/bump...sp?bump_ID=153

                                  Thank you all!
                                  Sorry! But that barn smell is my aromatherapy!
                                  One of our horsey bumper stickers! www.horsehollowpress.com
                                  Add Very Funny Horse Bumper Stickers on facebook

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                                  • #18
                                    I used to have a cool one that said, "My other 4x4 has four legs". I traded in that Jeep, and I haven't been able to find it again. It was a window cling, not a sticker, and had a running horse in the middle.

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