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  • Huh! I am amazed that people will 'fess up to a "roll in the hay," but nobody will admit barn farts.

    But then, I won't admit them either.

    Soooooo, what about burping? Hocking loogies? Going out in public with mud-spattered blue jeans and hay in your hair?

    The grossness can't be limited to snot-wiping/shooting.

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    • going out with muck splattered jeans, manured boots, hay in my hair, and slobber generously applied to my shirt/jacket. I have been spotted at the supermarket, bank, TJMaxx, CVS, and the local pubs in the afore mentioned attire. Loverly~~~~~
      Bridal Sweet 05/28/1983 to 01/23/2008


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      • Totally admit using my gloves, but then also wiping my gloves on the horse He always wipes his nose on ME so I'm just returning the favour.

        And of course I wear my muddy boots and dirty breeches to Ikea. What do you expect? It's halfway between home and the farm, and who has time BEFORE riding?
        "Adulthood? You're playing with ponies. That is, like, every 9 year old girl's dream. Adulthood?? You're rocking the HELL out of grade 6, girl."

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        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SBT:
          Huh! I am amazed that people will 'fess up to a "roll in the hay," but nobody will admit barn farts.

          But then, I won't admit them either.

          Soooooo, what about burping? Hocking loogies? Going out in public with mud-spattered blue jeans and hay in your hair?

          The grossness can't be limited to snot-wiping/shooting. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>




          Okay, okay... I "won't admit" to it with you.

          Seb
          Aca-Believe it!!

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          • I thought about this thread today when I was at the barn.
            I take my glove off and wipe my nose with the back of my hand! OK then I go to the lounge and get a tissue!

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            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Huh! I am amazed that people will 'fess up to a "roll in the hay," but nobody will admit barn farts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

              Why admit it when you can blame it on a horse?

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              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Drakaina16:
                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Huh! I am amazed that people will 'fess up to a "roll in the hay," but nobody will admit barn farts. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                Why admit it when you can blame it on a horse? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sebastian:
                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SBT:
                  Huh! I am amazed that people will 'fess up to a "roll in the hay," but nobody will admit barn farts.

                  But then, I won't admit them either. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>




                  Okay, okay... I "won't admit" to it with you.

                  Seb </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                  Wow, only TWO of us never fart at the barn!?!
                  The rest of y'all must be tootin' up a storm!
                  And to blame it on innocent horses...please! We all know there are only two kinds of horse farts: the barely-audible ones, and the sonic blasts. Anything in between is highly suspect.

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                  • Original Poster

                    isn't that what the 'half-seat' is for?

                    that innocent mid-ride "i'm letting my horse stretch, and I'm up off his back" - when we all really know what someone is doing

                    keeping your seat in the saddle just makes for saddle blasting - that being said - damn they are loud!

                    roll in the hay - no, tackroom, yes

                    on an even weirder note, I was warming up for a dressage test at a fairly fancy show on someone else's very nice horse I was riding for her at the show, and just before I go in the ring, as the owner, who was playing groom for me, was wiping my boots down, she says to me 'if you have to pee, and you can't hold it during the test, just go in the saddle, we'll clean it later'! WHAT!!!! In her $2000 custom saddle? In MY full seat show pants! I hope, in all my life, I never pee in my pants on a horse at a show.

                    Stalls, yes, all the time, though I am very sneaky about it and hate it when someone knows that I would rather pee in the stall than walk to the bathroom. I try to stick with my own stall though, I have a feeling if I got caught in my own stall it would be a bit different than someone catching my in their stall - I'd be mad if I caught someone in my stall - "hey, go use your own stall for that!"

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                    • OK, so I'm out on a trail ride. Suddenly I realize that I'm way overflowing my "sanitary device". And the seat leather on my TC is a really light color.... So, luckily I'm with a Very Good Friend who stands by in hysterics while I get off and pick a big handfull of the long grass and leaves we're walking through and stuff it in my pants.

                      I'm not a fan of peeing in my horse's stall because she's on the window side of the barn and it's always light in there. So I admit to peeing in "dark side" stalls that aren't mine occasionally. But I've generally got the pinkhorse trained to stand in front of me while I squat. I'm also careful to pee in her pee spot so there's no wondering by her or anyone else (I probably didn't get nice enough presents for the barn crew!) why there's a wet spot in a strange place.

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                      • I was thinking about this thread and I have to say, I cannot fess up to farting while riding because I never have...

                        I was kind of proud of my sophstication for a while... but then I realize that I should probably work on RELAXING a whole lot more.

                        Who gets so uptight they can't fart? Me, apparently.

                        ~Adrienne

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                        • I must say, I never really felt a need to confess these things, I thought everyone did them!

                          The nose wiping, loogies, snot shooting, going out in public in barn clothes, stall peeing and formerly trailer peeing (now Have a potty of my own in there ); I have done them all and done them proudly.

                          However, the roll in the hay I have never done. Too prickly, especially for someone who's allergic to some types of hay. I suppose the blanket idea could make it work though.
                          www.sandbarequinetransport.com

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                          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by pinkhorse:
                            OK, so I'm out on a trail ride. Suddenly I realize that I'm way overflowing my "sanitary device". And the seat leather on my TC is a really light color.... So, luckily I'm with a Very Good Friend who stands by in hysterics while I get off and pick a big handfull of the long grass and leaves we're walking through and stuff it in my pants. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            Oh my, I do hope those weren't shiny "leaves of three!"

                            I ALWAYS, ALWAYS go to the bathroom before I ride. I HATE being in the middle of a ride and having to pee (or change a feminine product). It's an obessive-compulsive thing, and I have my brain/body so well trained now that as soon as I do up the girth, I gotta go.

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                            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by 53:
                              keeping your seat in the saddle just makes for saddle blasting - that being said - damn they are loud! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                              I think most people learn this the hard way.

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