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  • #61
    First I try a nice big *sniff* to bring it all back in, then if that doesn't work I do the nose to the shoulder wipe (if I'm riding and don't want to drop a rein).

    And yes I've pee-d in a stall too (that would be horse stall) Don't you LOVE the look that your horse gives you when you do that?!

    OK, since we are admitting things... um who here has done the "roll in the hay" or done it in the hay loft? - SO overated IMO, LOL
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    • #62
      haha...peeing in a stall. try a pasture. They won't notice there was a puddle anyways The roll in hay thing must itch like a rubberducker.
      -Grace

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      • #63
        Dad taught me the barn yard blow at age 4 took me to about 12 to become effective with it. My gloves are usually not too clean so the real art of the BYB is to use your wrist to plug the other side and still not get snot on you. I am a stall pee'er as well. As for the hay rolling I will never tell. My kids read this.
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        • #64
          Rolled in the hay? No way, itchy itchy itchy. But there are a few horses in Alabama who have seen the human version of Discovery Channel.

          *narrator* "here we see the human female responding to the human male's mating call...similar to the lion of Africa, the male must wait until the female is ready..."
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          • #65
            Oh, my, oh my, lions and tigers and jenners oh my!

            I'm joining the 'don't borrow my gloves' group, too. But never wiped on the horse's neck, though. That would make little itchy hairs go up my nose, and my sleeves would end up dirty from plucking them out anyway.

            Never peed in a stall, but I did pee on a trail ride behind a REALLY BIG yucca plant.

            Can't say I've done the roll in the hay, but I can't say I haven't been tempted, either.
            "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Gandhi

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            • #66
              I not only admit to that, but wiping my horse's snot off on my sleeve.

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              • #67
                Am I the only one whose nose runs all winter? Didn't use to, but the last two years, it's constant when I'm out in the cold, and frequent when I'm inside too. Is this one of those middle-aged things? I told my trainer the other day -- "I apologize now, but my nose will be running all winter."

                I've gotten so used to wiping it on my sleeve that I've forgotten that it isn't socially acceptable in many venues...

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                • #68
                  Another stall-peeing, nose-wiping equestrian checking in!

                  Actually the farm where I live and board is secluded and sparsely populated so I'm practiced in the fine art of pasture peeing as well. I can use grass to blow my nose in the summer but can't use hay in the winter (allergic). I can do snot rockets but usually don't.
                  Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst.
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                  • #69
                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flyingchange:
                    Do you find that such barn behavior starts insidiously migrating into your non-barn activities? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    Oh, dear Lord, YES! Mr. Beezer used to remark in his most affronted British accent: "That is DIS-GUST-ing!" Now he just rolls his eyes.

                    Stall-pee-er and nose-wiper checking in, and what with my sinus problems the nasty Santa Ana winds out here, the latter issue can be ug-ly.

                    Have also peed in (closed) trailer. I simply cannot force myself into outhouses in hot weather.
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                    • #70
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SBT:
                      OH, but I have invented a great way to prevent the "sleeve crusties:" after you wipe your nose on your sleeve, wipe your sleeve on your pants. This way everything gets thinly distributed, and you don't have shiny snail-trails of snot on your sleeve.
                      </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      I admit to using the backside of my gloves (non-snot-absorbing-fleece) and immediately going to the carharrts to disperse it, because my nose never seems to run just a little.

                      DH has the snot rocket thing mastered after being raised on a hog farm.

                      That whole sniff, sniff, sniff thing drives me crazy. I often wonder if people do it w/out realizing it, (chewing w/ your mouth open comes to mind also) like those of us that just wipe away w/out a thought.

                      I've never peed in a stall or in a trailer, but have in the pasture once (I was very pregnant and there was no way I was going to waddle back to the house fast enough.)
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                      • #71
                        No way. I would never use my sleeve. I, instead use my gloves -- the same gloves that I picked those feet out with and the same gloves I will eat a horse show hamburger with.

                        I will pee in a stall before I'll pee in a barn bathroom and absolutely would not consider a porta potty when I have a perfectly clean trailer to squat in.

                        "If you have the time, spend it. If you have a hand, lend it. If you have the money, give it. If you have a heart, share it." by me

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                        • #72
                          Well, I will say, if I am at someone's house, I generally use the bathroom to pee, rather than their floor or litterbox.

                          Does anyone else gently wipe off their horse's eye buggers and smear them on your jeans/jacket whatever? No wonder dogs love me. I'm walking around with encrusted horse exudate on my jeans.
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                          • #73
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ThreeHorseNight:
                            Am I the only one whose nose runs all winter? Didn't use to, but the last two years, it's constant when I'm out in the cold, and frequent when I'm inside too. Is this one of those middle-aged things? I told my trainer the other day -- "I apologize now, but my nose will be running all winter."

                            I've gotten so used to wiping it on my sleeve that I've forgotten that it isn't socially acceptable in many venues... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            THN, get thee to your doctor! (no, this is NOT a WebMD thread!)... I had the exact same problem (my nose ran ALL the freakin' time) and my doctor, who used to work at the ski slopes in CO, said there's a condition called "skier's nose" that makes it run incessantly. He gave me a prescription for "Iptratropium Bromide" nasal spray (well, that's the generic name anyway) and poof! the problem is gone. I can't tell you how wonderful it is after years of runniness to be able to ride for a full hour without wiping my nose on my glove once. The next best thing to heaven.
                            "This thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down" - Mary Pickford

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                            • #74
                              Keep 2 towels in my groombox for just that reason...one for him and one for me.
                              Laundered weekly.....
                              2 distinct colors..You haven't lived until you've blown your nose in HIS snot....
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                              • #75
                                &lt; does this make me incognito?

                                Sleeve/glove/wiper - of course!
                                Stall-peer - Never!
                                Not when I have my own indoor
                                Barn cat gives me some funny looks for using "her" litterbox...
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                                • #76
                                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kirsten:
                                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">My parents were from Ontario. Must be the primary breeding ground of champion gackers. As Kentucky is to Thoroughbreds... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                  Interesting theory... but this friend actually hails from Massachusetts. And has since lived in several places across the US without giving up the habit. She's moving again next month, so she'll be descending on Los Angeles with her gutteral gacking gooeyness. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  Ooh, it gets stranger! I actually grew up in Massachusetts. Hmmm, nature or nurture?
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                                  • #77
                                    Are you kidding me?

                                    Are there people who carry tissues when they ride?????? I mean, really, in the time it takes to stop, get your tissue handy and (please!!!) put it away securely (otherwise they're all over the ring and MY horse spooks at white things popping out of the dirt) most normal human beings, who wash their clothes on a fairly regular basis, can bring arm to face (or face to upper arm if you don't want to lose contact with your horse's mouth) and dispose of said snot 20 times over!

                                    Then there are the emergency situations where you just can't change your position tho and do need to "suck it up" with either a good snuffle or, if it's too late, a quick lick - it all ends up in the same place (down your throat) anyway....

                                    Peeing - oh dear. Stalls, absolutely. One time this summer I was riding early in the morning and actually got off and peed in the far end of the ring at the top of the hill (oh, god, I hope no one else from the barn reads this!!!).

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                                    • #78
                                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by pinkhorse:
                                      Are you kidding me?

                                      Are there people who carry tissues when they ride?????? I mean, really, in the time it takes to stop, get your tissue handy and (please!!!) put it away securely (otherwise they're all over the ring and MY horse spooks at white things popping out of the dirt) most normal human beings, who wash their clothes on a fairly regular basis, can bring arm to face (or face to upper arm if you don't want to lose contact with your horse's mouth) and dispose of said snot 20 times over! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                      I do, because I'm allergic to hay, grass, mold, cats...and HORSES! Yes, it sucks, especially with wet breeches pockets cuz ya just can't very well toss the tissue on the ground

                                      And when I forget the tissue, oh dear....
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                                      • #79
                                        God we are a gross bunch aren't we! My nose runs all winter, especially doing stalls and riding. No sleeves here, just the palm of my glove, you know little kid style?? LOL But we have a nice heated lounge with potty and tissues, I usually get a tissue. And the stall yes of course, but no need here, we have nice facilities! I have done my trailer thing, Far better than Horse Show porto potties. I use nice fresh bagged shavings!

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                                        • #80
                                          LMAO! I dont know weather to laugh or gag! I just readf the whole thread! Funny but somewhat icky at times. LOL

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