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  • #41
    Guilty as charged. Although my real claim to fame is that I'm a gacker. You know...SNOOORRRRK! PWEWW! Hurl that oyster out of your mouth.

    I come from a long line of champion gackers. My husband and business partner know to stick their fingers in theri ears and avert their eyes when I start rolling down the car window.
    Life would be infinitely better if pinatas suddenly appeared throughout the day.

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    • #42
      Geez, do I have to teach you people everything?! The correct way to blow your nose is to use the underside of your collar. (Thus no embarassing evidence.) Why do you think collars were invented anyway?

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      • #43
        Yep my nose runs.

        And my feet smell.

        I suppose you might think I was built upside down.

        There is a reason why my winter riding jacket is intentionally a sort of not nice jacket to begin with. Well, it WAS a nice jacket, but its nice days are long passed.

        I've also been known to just use my hand then wipe it off on the horse. I figure that's why they have fur.
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        • #44
          Three words "crochet-back-gloves"

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          • #45
            The WORST is when you have a snot string and the wind blows it across your face.

            Or when it's so cold, the snot string freezes. Kinda cool because you can just flick it off...no mess.

            I can't to the "baryard blow." I just end up with a reeeallly loooooooooong string.

            OH, but I have invented a great way to prevent the "sleeve crusties:" after you wipe your nose on your sleeve, wipe your sleeve on your pants. This way everything gets thinly distributed, and you don't have shiny snail-trails of snot on your sleeve.

            That reminds me...I need to wash my barn coat...

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            • #46
              i suffer from year round indoor and outdoor allergies. if it's not a tissue, i use a glove or my t-shirt. sorry..sometimes you just gotta do it. then of course you wash those items and use them again if needed. hey, they used to use handkerchief's. same thing.

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              • #47
                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Penthilisea:
                But never peed in a stall. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                Then your life is not yet complete. For there is nothing funnier then trying a top-speed slash behind the tack locker door in the stall, praying you won't get caught.

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                • #48
                  Oh I can SO beat you...

                  Now, I have been sick for week now. Fever, aches, really annoying cough that prompted my dad to go out and buy cough meds, lol, and enough mucus to fill up a swimming pool. OK, I know, TMI. But, you know how after sleeping - or trying to, I should say - all night you wake up, with junk in your nose and throat. Well, yesterday, I went out first thing ti fill up my pony's water buckets, and give her carrots. No one was around, and it's my own back yard. I didn't have any Kleenexes, and this was not the kind of runny nose you wipe on a sleeve, so I did the next best thing - blew a snot rocket. It works quite well, actually...close one nostril, aim for the woods, and blow. Repeat with other nostril. Ending result is a mucus free nose, and a clean sleeve.
                  However, I do NOT do this in front of my 3 year old son,
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                  • #49
                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I come from a long line of champion gackers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                    You should get together with a friend of mine and launch an Olympic gacking campaign. I'm a wipe-on-yer-crochet-gloves kind of gal, but even I have to avert my gaze when she starts the snoooorrk process.

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                    • #50
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kirsten:
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I come from a long line of champion gackers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                      You should get together with a friend of mine and launch an Olympic gacking campaign. I'm a wipe-on-yer-crochet-gloves kind of gal, but even I have to avert my gaze when she starts the snoooorrk process. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      My parents were from Ontario. Must be the primary breeding ground of champion gackers. As Kentucky is to Thoroughbreds...
                      Life would be infinitely better if pinatas suddenly appeared throughout the day.

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                      • #51
                        I am also on the "do NOT borrow my gloves" team or should I say clique.

                        But when I have my hands full and it gets to the point of being hazzardous to the front of my clothing, then by all means I am a sleeve sniffer.
                        I really hate it when you don't get a good wipe so that when the snot finally dries, you have crusties around your nostrils.

                        And yes I have peed in a many a stall, however it is only at horse shows and NEVER, EVER in my own horse's stall.

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                        • #52
                          Cookie McClung, frequent columnist in COTH, has the solution: Terrycloth Tennis (or baseball?) Wristbands. One on each wrist, wipe your nose, after riding, toss in the laundry for use the next day.

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                          • #53
                            Do you find that such barn behavior starts insidiously migrating into your non-barn activities? Like at night if I need to blow my nose and I'm lying in bed ... whatever happens to be lying on the floor next to the bed is easy prey. Socks, DH's t'shirt ...

                            By the end of last winter my standards had slipped so low that my husband had to intervene when he caught me as I was about to blow my nose into a band-aid ...

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                            • #54
                              I want to invent some little mini-tampons to shove up my nose. Nothing is nastier than when your nose is running and you are mucking stalls/sweeping the aisle, and when you get the chance to FINALLY blow your nose on something somewhat clean...omg, most disguisting. Makes me not want to SNIFF, that is for sure!
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                              • #55
                                Told my trainer that I have mastered the art of riding one-handed from November till May....The "extra" hand is holding the kleenex under my nose....Ooh I hate this weather!

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                                • #56
                                  Wiping your nose on a sleeve or glove is one thing (I do it all the time so it must be okay ) but I really don't understand y'all who say you wipe your nose on your horse
                                  That to me is eeeeewwwwwww
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                                  • #57
                                    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RockinHorse:
                                    Wiping your nose on a sleeve or glove is one thing (I do it all the time so it must be okay ) but I really don't understand y'all who say you wipe your nose on your horse
                                    That to me is eeeeewwwwwww </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Agreed! But I have to say, I find it hilarious and more than justified. Of all the times my horses have wiped snot on my back or blown it into my hair, they deserve to be snotted back. Not that I'll do it, but they do deserve it.
                                    "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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                                    • #58
                                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">My parents were from Ontario. Must be the primary breeding ground of champion gackers. As Kentucky is to Thoroughbreds... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                                      Interesting theory... but this friend actually hails from Massachusetts. And has since lived in several places across the US without giving up the habit. She's moving again next month, so she'll be descending on Los Angeles with her gutteral gacking gooeyness.

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                                      • #59
                                        Hey, it's way better than licking it!

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                                        • #60
                                          OMG, I just returned from a Broodmare Mgt thingy tonight (something to do to amuse myself, so I thought). Except the guy directly behind me was non stop with hideous sniffing. He could have won a door prize on the volume level. Actually, it was beyound mere snuffling. I really do not know what it was! The lady next to me kept trying to make a point to him to stop it. Her turns to look at him eventually became out right rude stare downs, & he still kept at it! I kept thinking about this Thread & was dying to say, "For gawds sake man, just use your friggin sleeve!" Problem was he was wearing short sleeves, so I held my tongue. (Yeah right, problem was I really just did not have the guts to deal with him.) I dunno, I guess we were lucky he did not decide to gack on us.

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