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  • Original Poster

    The rubber/glue thing was especially amusing when you consider this earlier comment by LE

    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LE:
    Oh shucks...these insults gals.come ON..get original---I've heard better come backs from kids in a play ground....wait...that's where we are, right? Grade 1 recess? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    • Lemme just say, I love you all - well, 98% of you - for giving a flying damn about the life of a horse who suffered the misfortune of an owner who somehow thinks it's all about her - when it's clearly not. It's about DMK's mullet.

      Pseudo...oh, yeah, I've thought that a lot. Intefectual, or however one spells that when spewing aardvarkcaca, never crossed my mind.

      More disturbingly, what the hell is white merlot? Is that like white zin?

      Rocky, a girl after my own heart, who recognizes that pinot grigio is the new black - goes with everything.

      And Galileo, I'm making you ten pounds of spicy pig parts next time we meet.

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      • My favorite part of that quote ("your rubber...") was that it was immediately followed by "And, to quote something else Jesus said..." Wow, I never knew that Jesus was the one who coined the "your rubber" phrase! I learn something new every time I visit this BB!
        Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot, over...

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        • I'm still upset that she called me a moron

          Ok I really have to go to bed now...

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          • Man, this is better than watching Jerry Springer...

            JerrEEE! JerrEEE! JerrEEE!
            Visit my farm at www.hiddenrockfarm.com

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            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fluffernutter:
              My favorite part of that quote ("your rubber...") was that it was immediately followed by "And, to quote something else Jesus said..." Wow, I never knew that Jesus was the one who coined the "your rubber" phrase. I learn something new every time I visit this BB! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

              Just spit said Pinot Grigio all over the monitor.... again....
              West of nowhere

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              • Also, cornbread recipe (actually, I usually make muffins...)

                1 c all purpose flour
                2/3 c cornmeal
                1/2 c corn flour
                1/4 c sugar
                4 tsp baking powder
                1/2 tsp salt
                1 1/3 c milk
                5 tbsp melted butter or vegetable oil
                1 egg, lightly beaten

                Preaheat oven to 350 (180c).
                Grease 9" square cake pan or 12 muffin tin
                Sift together dry ingredients in large bowl
                Combine most ingredients in another bowl
                Add moist to dry, stir just till moistened
                Pour into tins / pan, bake for 25 - 30 minutes.

                My fave addition is either shredded cheddar on top, and chopped fresh or pickled jalapenos added into the mix. Yum yum. Serve with good chili.

                Wine reccomendations: I have none for the chili, but I'm really into the Robert Mondavi White Zinfandel. This causes much confusion when sending SO out to get some - apparently the fact that the last bottle of white zinfandel that I nought was pink eluded him when he went to buy it without me the other day. He came home half n hour later (the wine store is 2 minute walk!) complaining about the fact that it isn't white!
                One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf, A Room of One\'s Own

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                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sierra:
                  Extrodinaire? Is that someone who has lost the ability to trod on aire? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                  Oh dear God. Sierra, call the medics. I am choking on the gum your post just made me swallow.

                  Oh, and LE? Here's a news flash: You're wrong. You pretty much are despised. You and your pal dancingliteinthechandelier.

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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rocky:
                    Thanks everyone...and by the way...I am 40+ a horse trainer/riding istructor/collegiate coach and I have bangs and shoulder length hair-I have no idea what color it would be if I didn't have a great colorist...ritht now it is Light brown with Medium Blonde and Honey highlights/mixed with gray....which when not under a helmet/baseball cap is always in a pony tail at the barn...I do wear it down for non-horse functions...

                    The only "olympians" that I have known in person are Tim Grubb and Michael Matz...neither of them have ever taken it upon themselves commented on my teaching ability...

                    I will look for the suggested wines...

                    Did I miss any other topics on this thread...

                    Oh yeah LE and dl must have been roomates in the padded cell... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    Did I write that...????
                    West of nowhere

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                    • Original Poster

                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
                      And Galileo, I'm making you ten pounds of spicy pig parts next time we meet. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      mmmmmm...I LOVE spicy pig parts

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                      • World's Best Corn Chowder
                        2 tbsp butter
                        2 yellow onions
                        5 potatoes
                        1 can condensed milk
                        1 can sweet yellow corn
                        1 cup milk
                        dill, salt, pepper to taste


                        Chop and boil potatoes til tender. Sautee onions in separate pan in ½ of butter. Drain and mix potatoes with electric mixer, mixing in other ½ of butter. Add condensed milk, onion, corn and dill, return to boil. Slowly add milk as soup thickens over about ½ hour.
                        Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot, over...

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                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Galileo1998:
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
                          And Galileo, I'm making you ten pounds of spicy pig parts next time we meet. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          mmmmmm...I LOVE spicy pig parts <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          Dear lord rubber lady ... just don't tell us which ones ok???

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                          • How many of you feed cracked corn in the winter time to your horses?

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                            • Original Poster

                              Nope, you're not getting out of it that easy. Clearly LE was talking about YOUR rubber so I'm not the rubber lady

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                              • Can't believe the mods haven't flagged this one...yet...

                                But In all seriousnes...

                                If you are a horse trainer, and you are over 40 years old, is okay to have long hair and bangs?
                                West of nowhere

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                                • Since we are talking about Jesus now, and indirectly referencing religion...my new favorite religious joke...
                                  A preacher is explaining to his congregation that the Bible contains the answer to all of life's questions, and in fact, mentions something about every subject in life.
                                  Then, a woman in the first row, raises her hand and asks, "What about PMS?"
                                  Nervously, the preacher starts thumbing through the Bible, getting more worried with each passing moment. Finally, with a big sigh of relief, says "ahh yes, here we are..."And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethelehem""....

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                                  • Seriously now, what is white merlot??

                                    Time for , see you in the am.

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                                    • I think she was talking about Jesus' rubber.
                                      Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot, over...

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                                      • Please, if I may ... Oldenburg Mom suggested to my twin sister Heidi, way back on page eight I think, that ladies did not "pluck" their brows, they "tweezed" them.

                                        I beg to differ. Real ladies have their brows "done" at a salon.

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                                        • fluffernutter, that sounds yummy! thanks

                                          jetsmom



                                          Heidi, I think I may have a pic of DMK's mullet...lessee...
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