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  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
    I also have "My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Ohhh, I want one! Probably true, too...

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    • OMG!! Gefilta fish - must have! Thanks

      Maybe "Sucking gas and hauling a$$" too.
      Y'all ain't right!

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      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tarheelmd07:


        "Ride a Draft, it makes your butt look smaller"

        </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

        some of the girls at the barn bought me this one.. cause I ride a 1/2 draft... and I hope to god riding him makes my butt look smaller!!

        and another favorite bumper sticker....

        "When god created man.. SHE was only kidding!"

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        • I thought of this one prior to the last election, but it is so not my politics or beliefs. I went to Cafe Press to make it, but just never got around to it. Bummer.

          "Bush and Dick, the way God wanted it."
          http://www.akdragoophoto.com

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          • Well its not horse related but.....


            "A hard man is good to find"
            MnToBe Twinkle Star: "Twinkie"
            http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...wo/009_17A.jpg

            Proud member of the "Don't rush to kill wildlife" clique!

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            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
              northern hunter, is that last bit from "Pride and Prejudice" as said by Mr. Bennett? It's familiar... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

              Yes that is from "Pride and Prjudice" said by Mr. Bennet. Gotta love the dry humor!
              \"What do we live for, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn.\" ~ Pride and Prejudice

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              • As a big fan of geldings, I keep saying I'm going to have this one made for my truck:

                I like my horses the way I like my chickens: Hormone Free

                I probably won't make myself popular this way, but I was thinking of ordering:

                I lost my sock. I have no milk. I got a papercut. I blame Bush!
                "Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." ~Mal, Firefly

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                • Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

                  Bare feet, not arms

                  I think this thread should have a place in the "Favorites" forum
                  Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.

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                  • and Horsey ones I've seen on ebay:

                    Showgirl
                    Love me, Love my horse
                    My other car has a horse trailer
                    My horse is more pampered than my boyfriend
                    Worlds biggest horse nuts inside (teehee)
                    I'd be totally nuts without my horse
                    Addicted to horses
                    Horse Sense is stable thinking
                    Save gas, ride a horse
                    I do whatever my horse tells me to do
                    Have you hugged your horse today?
                    Don't get too close..I might kick! (teehee)

                    and my personal favorite :
                    Ask me about my horse. Have you got all day?
                    Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.

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                    • I'll trade someone my "Golf Courses: A waste of valuable pasture space" for a unique Liberal one.

                      My S/O has a sticker that says "Poor Laura" and has a stamp of Bush's head on the side. I might have an extra.. somewhere...

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                      • Three - sort of horse related...
                        ..."baby on board" on the back of my horse trailer
                        ...." Keep talking, I'm reloading..." on the back of my ute
                        ...."man 7", 400g; horse, 64", 550kg .... your question was?" on the front of my ute ...

                        and one my SO has on the front of his car "No, the truck is hers and i dont drive it" (h had this one made up)

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                        • This isn't a bumper sticker, it's a front license plate (Indiana only requires rear license plates and the front is clear for creative plates)
                          BOSS MARE

                          My husband had it made for me.

                          Also, a sign at the entrance to a friend's driveway:

                          One old dog, one young dog, several stupid dogs............drive carefully.

                          I love that one!!! Also applies at our house!

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                          • One I loved a friend had made.

                            'My marriage doesn't meed defending. Sorry to hear about yours.'
                            *****
                            You will not rise to the occasion, you will default to your level of training.

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                            • My dad gave me "Manure Happens" shortly after I got my first barn car. He didn't really think I would put it on but I did and years later when I traded that in for my truck the guy at the dealership got a kick out of it.

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                              • Not HR, but still my favorite bumper sticker of all time:

                                "Women at VMI? What next, men at UVA??"
                                Amwrider: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their genitalia and may their arms be too short to scratch.

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