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  • #61
    Step aside or I'll pee on ya.

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    • #62
      When I made Hurricane Katrina donations one of the horse rescues sent me a bumper sticker that read: "JUST SAY NEIGH TO ABUSE."

      I'd put it on my car, if I could find it.

      As for the Kansas bigotry:

      I just moved to Lawrence, KS from Northern California and I have to say, at least in this section of the state, Kansas really gets a harsher rep than it deserves.

      I ride in Topeka, home of Fred Phelps (puke), but when I stopped at a grocery store to pick up some bag balm I counted no less than 4 liberal "Dump Bush"-esque bumper stickers just in one row of the parking lot.

      Not to say the Phelpsers don't exist: but they ain't all of us.

      Some of us even support Darwin!

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      • #63
        The barn tractor has this one on the hood:

        Just another mucking day...
        "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep." - Harry Dresden

        Amy's Stuff - Rustic chic and country linens and decor
        Support my mom! She's gotta finance her retirement horse somehow.

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        • #64
          The local tack store used to have one that said, "Geld 'em"

          I thought it was hilarious, but Mr. Maxiford didn't, for some reason.

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          • #65
            2008: The end of an error.

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            • #66
              We found a bumper sticker for our farrier that is into reining...and is known to be a bit of a crazy driver.

              "Caution this vechile does sliding stops."

              The funny part is that last winter when he totaled his truck he peeled of the bumber sticker off his truck and put it onto the back of his tractor!!
              \"What do we live for, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn.\" ~ Pride and Prejudice

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              • #67
                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sing Mia Song:
                Okay, I just have three words for you: Westboro Baptist Church

                "Jack Russells: football-shaped for a reason" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                I couldn't belive my eyes when I clicked that link.....sheesh...to think people actually are brainwashed with that. It's very sad.

                I do however LOVE the jack russell bumper sticker.

                A girl at my school has one that reads - I *heart* my show horse. I like it!
                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                ~Coth's Resident Deatheater~

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                • #68
                  My friend had a bumpersticker on his trailer that read:

                  "I hate horse shows."
                  http://s31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...nibbystrot.jpg
                  http://s31.photobucket.com/albums/c3...t=IMGP0754.jpg

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                  • #69
                    I want the one that just says "Buck Off"
                    www.rideforthecurema.org Thanks to all who rode, we raised $110,000!!!
                    If you are interested in a ride in your state, check out our website!

                    www.realestatebyrebecca.com

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                    • #70
                      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Okay, I just have three words for you: Westboro Baptist Church
                      </div></BLOCKQUOTE> Sheesh, was my irony lost on you? I thought everyone would get the "NOT bigoted...I HATE" contradiction.

                      You don't have to tell me about Fred Phelps. He gives Baptists a bad name (and I AM Baptist). His merry (er, scary) band of fanatics crashed the recent funeral of my son's friend, who was killed in Iraq. On his 22nd bithday.
                      Is it me or do 99.9% of cowboys just look better with their hats on?
                      <><

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                      • #71
                        I love the Darwin fish! And the nuke one. I have *my cat is smarter than your honor student*. The church website... they even have galleries of pics of themselves protesting, including at the funeral.
                        Imaginary friends keep it real.

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                        • #72
                          "The only stock I buy has four legs."

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                          • #73
                            Also, like these:

                            ”You’re spooking the horses, and you’re scaring me.”

                            “Rodeo naked.”

                            “Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.”

                            “Bad cowboy! Go to my room.”

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                            • #74
                              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">"The #1 tip for riders: Marry Money!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                              Wait, does this just have to be for riding purposes??

                              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Screw the cowboy, ride the horse </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                              Ooh that's bad. I love it!

                              I'm sure we can all appreciate this one: "If you want a puppy, start by asking for a pony"

                              And my favorite of all time... <span class="ev_code_RED">VENI VIDI VISA: I came, I saw, I bought.</span>
                              Diana

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                              • #75
                                I can't quite remember this exactly, but:

                                "But Lo! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the dawn, and Juliet is the....AIEEE!!"---Vampire Theatre

                                And..

                                "Jesus is coming! And if He's late, you get your pizza free!"

                                northern hunter, is that last bit from "Pride and Prejudice" as said by Mr. Bennett? It's familiar...

                                And finally, WHY would ANYONE want to BOYCOTT "A Christmas Carol"?

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                                • #76
                                  these are from t-shirts, not bumper sticker, but...

                                  The difference between genius and stupidity is that stupidity has its limits

                                  Obey gravity, its the law

                                  Some days its not even worth chewing thru the restraints

                                  Its better to have loved & lost than live with the pyscho the rest of your life

                                  Manure Occureth

                                  A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Darn that was fun!"

                                  Yet, despite the look on my face, you are still talking

                                  My indian name is "RUns with Beer"

                                  Et Tu Dufus?

                                  I'm not speeding I'm qualifying

                                  333 - I'm only half evil

                                  AND MY FAVORITE:

                                  Chocolate - a woman's catnip
                                  www.shawneeacres.net

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                                  • #77
                                    I had one given to me once that read:

                                    "Diesel fumes make me h#rny"

                                    but I was too embarassed to put it on my (diesel)truck bumper. Now that I'm not too embarassed, I can't find the darn thing.

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                                    • #78
                                      Horse related:

                                      No, I wasn't raised in a Barn
                                      But I got there as soon as I could

                                      Non horse related: My teenage daughter had this one made up for my car. She said it was hers soon as I kicked off, so she had this bumper sticker made up:

                                      Vote Yes: Soylent Green
                                      __________________
                                      Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?

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                                      • #79
                                        You know those round white stickers with the acronyms like "MV" (Martha's Vineyard) etc.? Apparently lots of people think those convey a lot of 'tude. I've been seeing various that say "FU"

                                        Horse related - there's the one, "I used to have money, now I have horses"

                                        And, a girlfriend of mine once stuck a "Gay Pride" bumper sticker on her ex-boyfriend's truck after he dissed her.
                                        "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain

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                                        • #80
                                          Iride I saw a funny oval sticker with "SOB" on it. That would be: "Some Obscure Beach" I need to find one for my dad...
                                          Y'all ain't right!

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