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So Long ALLEN, we will miss your blinged lego asian legs!

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  • #21
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DeLapp512:
    no alaska no!

    he can't crash into them! you can't win the olympics by crashing into asians... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hey Pal, its called POLING! Have to make him jump better. We'll just have two of them hold another in the air, and when Allen goes over, they THROW him up in the air.

    Plus its always good to make him run into the fence before you go in the ring, makes them pick up their legs.

    And as we know, Allen jumps his way around by Braille

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      #22
      Hey hey...no making fun of poor allen!

      He's not blind, he's just got no legs!

      (haha your silly joked was thwarted by me!)

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      • #23
        Hehe, I meant he jumps by Braille (aka, "feeling" his way around) How could he not with prosthetic legs?

        What are these prosthetic legs made of, if not Asians?

        I think they should be made of stacks of LEGOS. In Blue and White, varying each block.

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        • #24
          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DeLapp512:
          Weeeeelllll, In THAT case...I Guess you could be...

          How do you feel about playing a man? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

          Conflicted. Although, when people tell me what celebrity I look like, it always comes out to be Dick Van Dyke. Maybe I'd better be an Asian jump standard after all.

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            #25
            alaska...I got your silly braille joke...duh!

            Hmm, no no no, it is in the future...they are just fun prosthetic legs that...hmm, work with the nerve ending reflex thigies in his stumps/nubs/whatever, to stimulate the actions of real legs??? sure...yeah.

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            • #26
              What about hooks? Could he have hooks? Could we call him Captain Hook?

              Does he get discounts on things because of his handicap? Did he sue the vet to fund his show career?

              Does he have a book tour? A website to maintain? C'mon, we need more details!

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              • #27
                You know what this movies really needs, don't you. A CLONE. Preferably an EVIL clone. Hey, how about if the crazy vet originally gets Allen because she/he (the crazy hermaphrodite vet???) wants to clone him? And the sweet little girl doesn't want Allen to be cloned because she knows it'll be an Evil Allen named Evilyn. Just think of the scenes you could have with steaming test tubes and plaintitive whinnies, while Sweet Little Girl screams in horror and Hermaphrodite Vet cackles uproariously!
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                • #28
                  I think the LEGO legs are the way to go. I don't know about blue and white striped though, I have always been partial to yellow legos. The girl's barn colors and the bling on her helmet should definitely be the same colors as the LEGO legs. Plus LEGOs are easier to bling than Asians.

                  Here's where the Asians come in: they are the jump standards and some of the rails at the big show. When Allen's leg falls off, he has a hard rub on one of the Asians. The Asian somehow becomes attached to Allen and that's how they finish up the course. Pretty good eh? And that would be a good lead-in to the sequel, where all the legs are Asians.
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                  • #29
                    Holy crap. I am ROFLMAO! Everyone thinks I've finally gone around the bend with the muffled laughing and snerking they hear coming from my cube. This stuff is priceless!
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                    • #30
                      Oh DeLapp my dear.....has anyone offered a round of smegma coolers in here? Or have you already started without me?
                      If the girl has a love interest, I think the vet/dad should too. Maybe the Olympic judge who is conflicted about letting Allen and the girl finish the round but does so anyway?
                      What about Allen? Doesn't he get a love interest? Or maybe he has a drug problem....snorting apple bute? Perhaps a drug test scare?
                      Oh my, good holiday fun!
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                        #31
                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vandy:
                        Plus LEGOs are easier to bling than Asians.

                        Here's where the Asians come in: they are the jump standards and some of the rails at the big show. When Allen's leg falls off, he has a hard rub on one of the Asians. The Asian somehow becomes attached to Allen and that's how they finish up the course. Pretty good eh? And that would be a good lead-in to the sequel, where all the legs are Asians. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        dear god, pirateer and I almost fell out of the booth in the student center laughing! it is probably easier to bling legos rather than asians! and thats a great idea! sequel here we come!

                        hmmm, maybe the transgender vet father could have a love interest with evilyn the evil allen clone??? nah, a little too...beastaility huh???

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                        • #32
                          I am assuming that the daughter who rides the horse to victory is blind. I mean...if you want to make it believable.
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                          • #33
                            No, she's not blind.

                            But she doesn't have eyes. She wears a neat thing like Jordi LaForge on startrek. She can see distances from 50,000 strides away. The USEF hasn't discovered it yet, but they take her Gold Medal away after the Olympics afterwards.

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                            • #34
                              <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">steaming test tubes and plaintitive whinnies </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
                              Look, I'm going to say this for the last time. If you want it to be realistic, horses don't stand around whinnying. They fart.

                              Thank you.
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                              • #35
                                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Reynard Ridge:
                                Oh, and if you were worried that it might be hard for a Pony (14hh) to play a 17.2 TB, well, hey, if Tom Cruise can play a movie star on TV, so can My Little Pony. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>ROFLMAO! I submit that he should play one of the Asians. In a pair of platform shoes, he may even be tall enough.
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                                • #36
                                  <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vandy:
                                  I think the LEGO legs are the way to go. I don't know about blue and white striped though, I have always been partial to yellow legos. The girl's barn colors and the bling on her helmet should definitely be the same colors as the LEGO legs. Plus LEGOs are easier to bling than Asians. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  BUT, if Allen and the girl are competing as Americans, isn't it mandatory to have red, white & blue stripes and stars legs? I'm sure Lego makes those.
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                                  • #37
                                    Good point.

                                    Also, We have cast a herd of Ooompa Loompas to play Allen's cavaletti.

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                                      #38
                                      ok fine..allen farts! jeez rr...

                                      hmm, no, no legos...just doesn't work

                                      i like the kid having no eyes though...like a trusting relationship...

                                      i def. enjoy the fact that when allen knocks a "rail" and looses a limb, one of the asians hangs on to finish the course...i'm sure we can do that!

                                      i need a reason that allen lost all of his legs...gotta be good...

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                                      • #39
                                        <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">i need a reason that allen lost all of his legs </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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                                        • #40
                                          Dermatitis.

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