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So Long ALLEN, we will miss your blinged lego asian legs!

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  • #201
    I want some of what y'all been smokin....
    the NOT!! Spoiled!! Arabian Protectavest poster pony lives on in my heart

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      #202
      we ain't been smokin...we been snortin...apple bute is the best!

      You know, I didn't like the lego idea at first, seeing as how it IS the future, and there are supposed to be more technicologically (Can you tell my brain is fried? I can't even spell!) advanced, but then I realized that the legos ARE advanced, because they must be special legos that allow for movement and you can make ball/socket joints with them...how else would allen be able to jump.

      Boy band movie is number 12...duh.

      can horses take the morning after pill? if so, allen can take that when he has the pregnancy scare...

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      • #203
        What about Lego Nazis for Allen 3? Or conversely, Carrot Nazis? Then Allen could just save the world by biting their heads off. Go Allen!

        Don't forget Allen : The Prequel either- he can be in utero for that!

        I still think there should be one when Allen gets to play James Bond. I mean can't you imagine him in a little tux wooing the ladies, making little blind girl jealous?
        Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.

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        • #204
          This has got to be one of the WEIRDEST threads of all time. The new title just kills me!
          Click here before you buy.

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          • #205
            What about Allan sporting a mohawk a la Stiff @!#% ? (or maybe Hilter would suit it better)

            You could bling the mohawk with crystals and Twinkle!

            Oo..I have it!

            In Allen 8 (An Xmas Story)The little blind girl and Allen find themselves homeless on Christmas Eve! (the evil stepfather turned them out on the cold harsh streets, since he delcared BG too old to live at home anymore) So for X-mas, in which they stay in a homeless shelter, hoboes can spray paint Allens mowhawk green and decorate it with tinsel and ornaments. Home made gifts are wrapped in old newspaper and and placed under Allen! Can you feel the love??
            Let us eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die.

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            • #206
              So i was just watching tv instead of studying...

              Can Allen please become a chia pet as a weird side effect from the radiation involved from attaching the lego legs?
              Strong promoter of READING the entire post before responding.

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              • #207
                Perhaps as an allergic reaction to the glue used to bling the legos?

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                • #208
                  That is a fabulous idea!!! Allen can now cross genres into horror.

                  Movie #13: Allen evolves into a chia pet and self cannibalizes.
                  "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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                    #209
                    wait wait wait...

                    how is a chia pet a cannibal...because...well...chia pets are...plants.

                    actually...i guess they are ceramic creations with plants growing from thier "heads"

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                    • #210
                      Think horse head on chia body. What do chia grow, and what do horses eat? Grass. Do I have to explain everything to you?
                      "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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                        #211
                        so it wouldn't be a cannibal...

                        duh. it would be a self-mutilating herbivore.

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                        • #212
                          Either way, he has a grass problem.
                          "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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                            #213
                            So what...movie 38 he has a mar-eee-jew-wanna problem...is THAT what you are saying Aggie???

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                            • #214
                              How else were you planning to explain the climactic drug bust of #38. Had to get there somehow!
                              "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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                              • #215
                                Is that combined with his perpetual apple bute snorting problem?

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                                • #216
                                  Look Im going to put this idea to Peter Jackson for him to direct.Hes down here for the NZ premiere of King Kong & I saw an interview with him saying he is allways on the look out for new projects.Perhaps some of the old props from Lord of the Rings could be used.Im sure he would also be able to en-list an A lister star.Im thinking Britney Spears as the blind girl & Orlando Bloom should be in it somewhere.If it gets filmed in NZ Orlando & the $700 pony can stay with me & Britney can stay at my mums.

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                                  • #217
                                    I'll speak on DeLapp's behalf and accept the NZ offer, as it is her favoritest place to look for airplane tickets to :P

                                    Orlando, however, will be staying with ME!

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                                    • #218
                                      As Far as funding the movie goes Im personal friends with the NZ prime minister.Shes agreed that if Peter Jackson directs, sweeping scenes of Nz are included (for tourism) & if we say that Allen is a NZ bred thouroughbred she will take the funding that was going to education next year(I convinced her this movie was practically a documentary) & give to the making of the movie.Also she wants to be in it.She wanted to have a starring role so I kind of semi promised her the role of Allens love interest.Hope you dont mind.

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                                      • #219
                                        Waiiitttt...I thought the first movie was going to be funded by a group of Nigerian investors. We proposed a budget of $20 million, and they graciously offered $40 million. All we have to do is wire them the extra $20 mil. in advance!

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                                        • #220
                                          Well we cant compete with the Nigerians.Our education fund for next year is only $153.00 which will only just cover Britneys acting fee.God knows what Orlando would cost.Mind you wardrobe would be cheap for him, what with him only wearing a loin cloth for the whole movie.

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