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  • Cake Wrecks for the Equestrian

    Thanks to Bird4416 who turned me onto www.cakewrecks.com

    Today, the barfiest Horse Cake has been revealed and I could not keep it to myself:

    http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/...l-payback.html



    Please, don't do this to your children.
    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

  • #2
    Holy crap, I thought it was a T-Rex!

    I know ponies are evil, but they generally don't look carnivorous!
    Homeopathy claims water can cure you since it once held medicine. That's like saying you can get sustenance from an empty plate because it once held food.

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    • #3
      Oh my GAWD that is a hideous pony. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE TEETH?!?
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      • #4
        I *love* the cake wrecks blog!

        At first glance, the horse cake looks more like a dinosaur!

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        • #5
          That's just frightening! The poor bday kid!
          I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. ~ Dave Barry

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          • #6
            Are they sure that's supposed to be a pony and not a dragon or something? Because if it's meant to be any kind of equid, cake decorating FAIL.
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            • #7
              That's clearly a dinosaur with roses around its neck. No question. Someone's gonna have bad dreams!

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                #8
                T-Rex wins the Kentucky Derby?
                <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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                • #9
                  Which reminds me... WHERE'S THE SILVER CAKE??????
                  Nudging "Almost Heaven" a little closer still...
                  http://www.wvhorsetrainer.com

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                  • #10
                    Of all times for FHOTD to close shop. That monstrosity is surely the product of a backyard breeder.

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                    • #11
                      'godfather' tribute, perhaps? but i agree, it's not a horse...
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                      • #12
                        But it's on SALE! Only 8.99! Save 5.99!

                        Seriously, that was truly scary. Now I'm gonna have nightmares!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LLDM View Post
                          But it's on SALE! Only 8.99! Save 5.99!
                          My thoughts exactly!

                          And I find Elmo creepy even before his proportions are mangled on a cake.

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                          • #14
                            definately The Godfather
                            Nothing says "I love you" like a tractor. (Clydejumper)

                            The reports states, “Elizabeth reported that she accidently put down this pony, ........, at the show.”

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                            • #15
                              That's the result of a breeding between Mr. Ed and Godzilla.
                              Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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                              • #16
                                Gee and I thought it looked like a goat!

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                                • #17
                                  EeeeeWwwww!!!!

                                  Okay...I might be able to get past the horrible teeth, but that eye, that hideous picasso-esque turquoise eye

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                                  Chocomare - thanks for the link!
                                  I think I just wet myself a bit reading the comments on the blog
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                                  • #18
                                    My guess is that the person who decorated that cake is someone who got bitten by a horse the one time they had contact with one.
                                    "One person's cowboy is another person's blooming idiot" -- katarine

                                    Spay and neuter. Please.

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                                    • #19
                                      You got to see the one on this page. I think the vet bills would be out of this world

                                      http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html
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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by Eleanor View Post
                                        You got to see the one on this page. I think the vet bills would be out of this world

                                        http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011_05_01_archive.html
                                        hmmph!
                                        Obviously you are not familiar with Rare Breeds.
                                        That is definitely a BashCake Curly
                                        *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
                                        Steppin' Out 1988-2004
                                        Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
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