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Meet El Pollo Diablo...update: pg.7 RIP El Pollo Diablo

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  • Our Muscovies never attacked anyone (people or other critters), although the drake I mentioned committed "mis-cygnet-ation" with the goose. They usually just hopped up on top of the doghouse, and then bellyflopped 5' away. After they landed, they'd always wag their tails, stick their necks in and out, and hiss. One day, one of them decided to visit the Peking ducks owned by the people across the street. I saw her take off and fly clear over our house (and went across to retrieve her). I'm afraid the only way I can think of to keep them confined to an area is to keep them fenced in.

    BeastieSlave, not strictly duck shows, but poultry shows. Mostly chickens, but they have divisions for waterfowl (geese and ducks), turkeys, and sometimes exotics like pheasants. I think I mentioned on the ribbon thread in Eventing that I got money and a nice rosette for Best Conditioned bird in show once, and they give out silver trays and trophies, as well. I even got my picture in the paper with one of my chickens once, when he was Reserve Large Chicken. When the Muscovy had his big win, one of the other 4-Hers' dad complained that my "big ugly duck with a ragged tail shouldn't have beat his son's beautiful duck." (He had moulted except for his main tail feathers.) The thing is, the one that is closest to the "standard of perfection" description wins, even if your idea of perfect doesn't include a lumpy red face. I have a picture of him, I'll try to get it scanned in soon.

    Oh, and since you mentioned rabbits, one of my friends kept her chicks with a rabbit, to keep them warm, since she didn't have a hen to brood them.
    Stay me with coffee, comfort me with chocolate, for I am sick of love.

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    • We used to play rooster baseball with the mean one that we had. We just took a broom and met him in the air. Then he would do a back flip and come back for more.

      It wasn't so funny when he flogged my baby and terrified her. He didn't stay long after the third time he did that.

      Out of probably 30 chickens that I've had, he was the only diablo pollo.

      If you want to hear a strange noise, just try taking eggs from a broody hen. Almost prehistoric
      "I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage--Mythbusters
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      • Just read Mike's website. I want to run in the "run like a headless chicken 5K" just for the t-shirt
        "I reject your reality and substitute my own" Adam Savage--Mythbusters
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        • Whisper when I was a kid we kept an orphaned (okay so my lab stole it) baby bunny with an injured duckling. They lived together happily. It was so cute to see them sleeping together with the duck's beak tucked under the bunny's ears....
          Y'all ain't right!

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          • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by perfectionist:
            The wattles on turkeys turn colors according to what "mood" the turkey is in. They range from red, pink, blue, white. It is cool to watch the colors change when he starts to strut and "drum." When a tom struts, the wattles seem to contract and get tighter. The thing on top of his nose area, forgot what you call that, also contracts somewhat when he struts. Sometimes it is just flopping around when he is eating or just being a turkey..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

            <span class="ev_code_BLUE">Aaahhh - so THAT'S where the idea for the mood ring came from! Someone who raised turkeys! </span>
            In loving memory of Laura Jahnke.
            A life lived by example, done too soon.
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            • How are the "freaky little boyfriends" and the other chickens doing? I think of this thread often and get such a big chuckle out it!!!

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              • Original Poster

                It is with heavy heart that I inform you of the passing of the freakish rooster; El Pollo Diablo, "leader of the spastic chicken chanting hoards".

                Friday, October 15TH, 2005

                El Pollo Diablo, infamous leader of the "spastic chicken-chanting hoards" has been found dead in an apparent double homicide. Also found on the premises was the body of one unidentified white rooster, killed in a similar fashion.

                El pollo Diablo leaves behind several frightened hens and at least two roosters to carry on his legacy of torment, humiliation and general creepiness.

                4 barn dogs are being held without bond by the BO for CSOAMS (chicken slaughter on a massive scale)for the murders of El Pollo Diablo and his unidentified rooster companion.
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                ~Jilltx~

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                • Justifiable homicide
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                  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by In the Air:
                    Justifiable homicide </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                    I would like to think I will die an heroic death...

                    But it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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                    • Are you in the South? If those dogs could talk, they'd say "he needed killin'"
                      If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've never tried before.

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                      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by In the Air:
                        Justifiable homicide </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                        Yup. No jury in the country would convict 'em.

                        <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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                        • Original Poster

                          In The Air...



                          Ride'EmVA...yes...
                          One dog was overheard saying, "I DESPISE a floggin' rooster", while another muttered , "tastes like chicken" as they were led away.

                          They were "Zellwegered"
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                          ~Jilltx~

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                          • Any chance he's got Angel's wings???/

                            Good Dog......

                            Former Chicken-Soccer player here....ssshhhh..don't tell the BO
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                            Go, Baby, Go......
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                            • Hehehe....

                              We had a El Pollo Diablo who was murdered as well.

                              Well... his story is that the farm wanted a chicken to keep the horses company... the laborers go out, bring back a FIGHTING COCK!

                              Oh man... I have a scar on my side that a suffered haying one of his horse buddies one night.

                              So a couple days later I'm scrubbing buckets and I look up to see our resident Great Dane running around like a moron (not usual). Well, staring at me from his mouth with those nasty little eyes, is pollo. Oh yes, Mr. I'mgonnajumponyourfaceandmaimyou now looks pretty sweet as he cranes his neck up to keep his eye on me.

                              I stop, raise my hand for a moment, then drop it and go back to scrubbing buckets.

                              I guess later the assisant manager figured out what the dog had (despite the rest of us denying it) and saved him. But alas, it was too late.

                              I guess that makes me an accessory to chicken murder.

                              Murder most fowl.

                              I like the goats better anyway, even if they are afraid of horses.

                              ~Adrienne

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                              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Murder most fowl. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've never tried before.

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                                • Thanks for the laugh, I love it!
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                                  • RIP El Pollo Diablo.

                                    You will be missed.
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                                    The Further Adventures of the $700 Pony
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                                    • so...just to turn the thread in a somewhat different direction...chicken poop is the worst smelling poop of all...worse than dogs, humans, cats, pigs, whatever. Is that the general consensus?

                                      Maybe they squawk because no matter how far they run, they can't get away from this truth.
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                                      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">jilltx
                                        Grand Prix

                                        <span class="ev_code_RED">Posted Oct. 14, 2005 01:09 PM</span>
                                        It is with heavy heart that I inform you of the passing of the freakish rooster; El Pollo Diablo, "leader of the spastic chicken chanting hoards".

                                        <span class="ev_code_RED">Friday, October 15TH, 2005</span>

                                        El Pollo Diablo, infamous leader of the "spastic chicken-chanting hoards" has been found dead in an apparent double homicide. Also found on the premises was the body of one unidentified white rooster, killed in a similar fashion.

                                        El pollo Diablo leaves behind several frightened hens and at least two roosters to carry on his legacy of torment, humiliation and general creepiness.

                                        4 barn dogs are being held without bond by the BO for CSOAMS (chicken slaughter on a massive scale)for the murders of El Pollo Diablo and his unidentified rooster companion.


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                                        ~Jilltx~

                                        Owned by Lunar Rendezvous "Luna" (tic)

                                        Four out of five voices in my head are saying, "go ahead! Eat the chocolate!!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


                                        VERY suspicious if you ask me.

                                        Announcing a death ONE DAY prior to the actual death just screams fowl play to the 350th degree.

                                        I think we have a murderer in our midst and I think she should fry.

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                                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Nikita:
                                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">jilltx
                                          Grand Prix

                                          <span class="ev_code_RED">Posted Oct. 14, 2005 01:09 PM</span>
                                          It is with heavy heart that I inform you of the passing of the freakish rooster; El Pollo Diablo, "leader of the spastic chicken chanting hoards".

                                          <span class="ev_code_RED">Friday, October 15TH, 2005</span>

                                          El Pollo Diablo, infamous leader of the "spastic chicken-chanting hoards" has been found dead in an apparent double homicide. Also found on the premises was the body of one unidentified white rooster, killed in a similar fashion.

                                          El pollo Diablo leaves behind several frightened hens and at least two roosters to carry on his legacy of torment, humiliation and general creepiness.

                                          4 barn dogs are being held without bond by the BO for CSOAMS (chicken slaughter on a massive scale)for the murders of El Pollo Diablo and his unidentified rooster companion.


                                          =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
                                          ~Jilltx~

                                          Owned by Lunar Rendezvous "Luna" (tic)

                                          Four out of five voices in my head are saying, "go ahead! Eat the chocolate!!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


                                          VERY suspicious if you ask me.

                                          Announcing a death ONE DAY prior to the actual death just screams fowl play to the 350th degree.

                                          I think we have a murderer in our midst and I think she should fry. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                          OBJECTION!! I MUST protest and come to the defense of the incarcerated Canines! If it pleases the barnyard-court, I humbly request that we be provided with a copy of the report from the investigating PCSI(POULTRY Crime Scene Investigations)-Feathered Victims Unit of this HEINOUS (or is that HENious?) crime!
                                          Witness members of the "Spastic Chicken Chanting Hoard (Cult?)" MUST be considered as HOSTILE WITNESSES. Barring any Equine Eye Witness accounts of this tragedy (and also taking into account that these same may indeed be HOSTILE Equine Witnesses as well who hold a grudge against the incarcerated Canines), it would seem further investigation is warranted as due to the presence of the unknown/unidentified deceased Feathered Victim (who could possibly be a rival intruder of El Pollo Diablo??), it is a highly likely possibility that this "Murder most Fowl" resulted from a mutually entered "Duel" by the feathered decedents, resulting in fatal wounds to both parties, and that the Canines were merely innocent bystanders and have been judged guilty without a fair trail by a jury of thier peers with unbiased representation!
                                          I move that the Barnyard Court re-open this case! For Pete's sake, the incarcerated are being treated like DOGS!
                                          I believe that further investigation is called for to prove/disprove this case citing the 'RESONABLE DOUBT' clause (paws?).
                                          Also, given the 'relationship' and bad feelings for El Pollo Diablo of jilltx, jilltx MUST continue to be placed under suspicion in this case...



                                          Rest in Peace El Pollo Diablo...at least I thought you were "a good egg"...
                                          Tabatha

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