Ah yes, I've been nibbled (obviously not to death) by ducks. I can't really be scared of ducks though. They don't get too big or have sharp beaks. Besides, having a duck waddling along after you just doesn't inspire fear. Even when they're mad, they still waddle. I can't help but be amused
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I don't have much experience with chickens....but I did know a couple of ostriches. This is my story:
It was the middle of june, obviously prime breeding season for any mature ostrich. My dear boyfriend Adam and I decided to practice our archery in the small field next to the ostrich pen. I was wearing jeans....and a bright red shirt. We were laughing, walking around the corner, and suddenly I stopped dead, for there was Ozzy the Ostrich, staring right at me, his wings spread apart and his head held high. I could only stare in dread as he came rushing toward me, flapping his huge, beastly wings, calling out for me, those huge feet thundering on the ground. Luckily for me the fence stopped him. He slammed into it with the force of a thousand ostriches, still calling my name and trying to dance. I looked over at my Adam, standing there, his jaw open, staring at the huge bird who was trying to impress his girlfriend. It was then that we went back inside, and I changed into a dark blue shirt.
They have since sold the ostriches, but I will never wear a red shirt around one ever again....
Sometimes it's just not worth it to chew through the ropes in the morning....
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Ostriches are scary, scary creatures...... One of our clients has two. One day we got a call to go float her horses teeth. In order to get to the hose, I had to walk past the ostrich pen. Mr. Ostrich considered this quite a threat to his magnificence and came running full blast at the fence, wings spread and hissing like a reptilian beast.
He was like 20 feet tall and I swear he tried to hypnotize me with his beady little eyes.
Nothing humbles a human more than having a 20 foot tall ,pissed off, hissing, viciously beaked, throw back to prehistoric days BEAST loom over you.
Not to mention that he would rush the fence when any horse went by.
Needless to say... it made for a very interesting time.~Proudly \"bonked\" member of OMGiH I loff my mare clique!!~ and the Redheads with Redheads clique!!!!
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We never had chickens, but my best friend did, and we were always hypnotizing and putting them in trances.
In addition to the flipping, if you put their wings over their head and hold it there for a few seconds, they will go into a trance. If you hold them to the ground and draw a line out from their beak in the ground, they will go into a trance. They will just lay there and will not move at all. (When we'd get bored with playing horses, we would mess with the chickens.. mucho fun.)
A random, weird non-country chicken story: We're in Key West, Florida when I'm about 11. We are camping on the Navy base, and decide to go off base to Pizza Hut. As I got out of the van and was walking to the restaurant, I am suddenly attacked by chickens. It seemed that everywhere we went in Key West, I was being attacked by chickens. They interacted equally with the tourists and were wicked wicked wicked spoiled birds. So, if you hate chickens, beware of Key West.________
Sarah
formerly known as Alohamora
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Okay, have you guys heard about MIKE THE HEADLESS CHICKEN? Here is the site:
http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/
This is a true "story" about the chicken. They even have a festival each year to honor Mike!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by perfectionist:
Okay, have you guys heard about MIKE THE HEADLESS CHICKEN? Here is the site:
http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/
This is a true "story" about the chicken. They even have a festival each year to honor Mike! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Okay, I confess.... Muscovy ducks do kind of creep me out.
You know, they're the ones that don't quack. They have a hoarse whispery noise they make. They also just look creepy and they seem to be more aggressive than your average duck.
Mike reminds me of a speech one of the football players gave in high school speech class. It was a demonstrative speech on "how to wring a chicken's neck" (yes, it was a rural h.s.). We all went out to the parking lot where the football hero gave his speech and proceeded to wring a chicken's neck. Of course the head popped off and the bird ran a round a bit...Y'all ain't right!
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That Burger King chicken sight is freaky!
Alas, I don't have any chicken stories. We did have a mean-as-shit goose in my old neighborhood who used to terrorize my daughter. She'd want to feed the ducks. But, that mean goose kept coming at her, no matter that she was throwing bread FAR away for it. I would literally have to beat it off her! She'd have nightmares...\"Riding a horse is not a gentle hobby, to be picked up and laid down like a game of solitaire. It is a grand passion. It seizes a person whole and, once it has done so, he will have to accept that his life will be radically changed.\" -- Ralph Waldo E
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i'm not a vegetarian, but chickens are the only meat i can eat, because they aren't cute.
ew they are so creepy and wierd!
but guinea hens creep me out 100 times more...the barn next door has them and since i use their rings i can't escape them. they are like this little group of old ladies pecking around and being ugly with their gross fleshy cheek-thingy-doopy-doos.
then when they all decide they have something to say at the same time it sounds like you are in the middle of the rainforest...
i asked if they tasted good and the BM (who apparently likes them) gave me a stern 'NO!'
jeesh!
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by icicle333:
...They are like this little group of old ladies pecking around and being ugly with their gross fleshy cheek-thingy-doopy-doos. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
"cheek-thingy-doopy-doos" That's the technical name for it right?

Reminds me: How come the human brain can think of "Thinga-Ma-Jig" "Doo-Hickey" "Whatchamacallit" etc. but it can't think of the real name of the item?
I think I'll add that the list of questions I have for God when I get there.
<>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by icicle333:
hey chocomare- those cheek-thingy-doopy-doos have a technical name?!?!?!
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They're called, "fleshy cheek wattles" ...gotta love Google.
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The wattles on turkeys turn colors according to what "mood" the turkey is in. They range from red, pink, blue, white. It is cool to watch the colors change when he starts to strut and "drum." When a tom struts, the wattles seem to contract and get tighter. The thing on top of his nose area, forgot what you call that, also contracts somewhat when he struts. Sometimes it is just flopping around when he is eating or just being a turkey.....
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The subservient chicken is not live (sorry to report) here is a link with his "play list"
http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin...ntChickenRequestListEvery man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
Bernard M. Baruch
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Of course you meant "coop" de grace. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Umm...yes....of course
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I had chickens (mostly fancy show ones) and other poultry when I was in High School. Most of the roosters were very sweet. I only had one that was people-agressive. I gave him away to someone who was willing to have him because he did well at shows, and who kept him caged so that he wasn't a problem (we kept ours in groups in large pens). I did have one little banty rooster who would jump up and down, feathers bristling, pecking at (but always at least 4" away from) bigger roosters and our two cats. He never made contact, and they just ignored him, but it was pretty amusing to watch.
I had a few Muscovy ducks, including a drake (male) who beat the National Champion duck at one show.
He was usually very easy to handle, but he accidentally scratched me once, and I still have the scar on my hand.
I also had a tom turkey who became a pet/show bird, instead of his original destiny to be sold for meat. He would heel, stay, come when called, "show off" on command (do the display thing with the feathers and changing color), let little kids try to pick him up or (one time)sit on him
or pull on his wattle. I put on little petting zoos at local school carnivals and such, to let little kids get some hands-on experience with animals. Even with good supervision, kids can be fast, and he was one of the critters who was very patient and good with the kids.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Whisper:
I had a few Muscovy ducks, including a drake (male) who beat the National Champion duck at one show.
He was usually very easy to handle, but he accidentally scratched me once, and I still have the scar on my hand. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ok, we have recently acquired two of these critters at the farm where I keep Trevor. They are HUGE!!!! ducks!!! We are still getting used to them lurking around the arena and the barn/grazing areas but NOW they are in the TACKROOM!!! They are pooing everywhere! How do we make them stay by the pond???
They chase the geese, which is funny to watch and there are a million geese so it's ok (or at least that's what I tell myself!) when they catch one and rough it up a bit. Seems they have started to learn to live together but man are those suckers beastly! Anything I should know about them Whisper?? I mean, besides that they shouldn't be in my tackroom
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