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What is your horse's horrible Registered name?

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  • What is your horse's horrible Registered name?

    My OTTB's reg name is Little Bit Wet.
    His sire's name is NonWet. Huh?

    No way that we were going to enter the show ring with that name, sounds like a porn flick
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    My OTTB's reg name is Little Bit Wet.
    His sire's name is NonWet. Huh?

    No way that we were going to enter the show ring with that name, sounds like a porn flick


    • #3
      Continental Suit - WHAT? and no, neither of his parents names were anything close to that


      • #4
        Beano's True Level. Sounds like a QH doesn't it... He's a full TB...
        "The standard you walk by is the standard you accept."--Lt. Gen. David Morrison, Austalian Army Chief


        • #5
          My QH's...

          Cheyennesstarcommand (what?!) Always took the announcers a few classes to get it right.

          Cinnamon N Sugar - please, sounds like a 30 year old pony.
          Cowboy up.


          • #6
            I've been horse shopping (to replace my mare that I am selling).... found a nice Appendix QH... he's registered but current owners do not have the papers.... but they said his registered name was......... <drum roll please>

            "Daddy Loves Trashy Women"

            Geez.... what were these people thinking. The current owners promptly changed it to Special Investment ("Cash"). But I sure got a kick out of it.


            • #7
              Mr Kentucky Bound. What were they thinking
              my horse isn\'t spoiled, just well taken care of.


              • #8
                Eve's Miss Kitty is my mares registered name. I was NOT going to call her Kitty. So her name is Kit.
                Missouri Fox Trotters-To ride one is to own one

                Standardbreds, so much more then a harness racing horse.


                • #9
                  Lmao, Harmony's was Pokabout. No wonder she didn't win much of anything at the track with a name like that. ( Well, it is a combo of her parent's names, Dam was named 'About', but come on.)

                  Annie's is just Annie Pok, combination of her parent's names too.
                  Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world.


                  • #10
                    AQHA stallion Rumbo's Line because well, that's what he's from

                    Also APHA geld Walkamgdarkclouds!


                    • #11
                      Flipa Bar Jett *ICK*
                      Crayola Posse - Pine Green
                      Whinnie Pine (June 4, 1977 - April 29, 2008)
                      Autumn Caper (April 27, 1989 - May 24, 2015)
                      Murphy (April 28, 1994 - May 5, 2017)


                      • #12
                        Ima Smith


                        Why Me Toda

                        scary, they're so bad.
                        Different Times Equestrian Ventures at Hidden Spring Ranch


                        • #13

                          that's my old gals reg. name. Her competition name is Canasta as is her barn name.


                          • #14
                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by lsm1212:
                            I've been horse shopping (to replace my mare that I am selling).... found a nice Appendix QH... he's registered but current owners do not have the papers.... but they said his registered name was......... &lt;drum roll please&gt;

                            "Daddy Loves Trashy Women"

                            Geez.... what were these people thinking. The current owners promptly changed it to Special Investment ("Cash"). But I sure got a kick out of it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            hmm, wonder if the same owners also named my friend's mare..."Easy Girl at the Bar". She got the mare when she was just a young 'un so they changed it to Small Town Girl sounds a bit classier


                            • #15
                              22 year old TB mare - Guilt Trip.
                              If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor.
                              Desmond Tutu


                              • #16
                                My old pony's name was "Audacious Playboy" --- keep in mind, he's 14hh, fat, & spotted. Needless to say, that name went out the window pretty darned quick!!


                                • #17
                                  Last edited by Phaxxton; Feb. 3, 2010, 12:59 PM.


                                  • #18
                                    My QH is I'm A Quick Jax. What is a Jax??? Besides, he's not a quick anything.
                                    Visit my farm at www.hiddenrockfarm.com


                                    • #19
                                      He's a Miracle DK- TWH stallion- barn name DICK (lots of jokes with that one)
                                      M&M's Cinnamon Supreme-AQHA stallion- Scooter(named by a pregnant lady)


                                      • #20
                                        My OTTB- Awesome Cowboy.