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What is your horse's horrible Registered name?

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  • #61
    grey, the cool arab who is very slim of build: Sylver Salon
    Simon, mellow QH: Screamin Wild Man (dam screamin mimi)
    Charlie, big buckskin QH: The Copper Code

    Iknow you have to name them when they are young but these guys don't fit their registered names at all.

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    • #62
      My old pony is Northwest Singing Star Junior (Stormy). Try fitting that on a nameplate!

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      • #63
        Great thread, horrible names!

        My worst (both OTTB's) were

        Tisab's Orphan and

        Millstadt Express. Ick.
        Life is short, do it now. www.dleestudio.com
        OTTB's
        My CANTER cutie, Steely Dan - IL
        My Exceller cutie, Ace (aka FiftyThreeCards)- NY

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        • #64
          My mare's JC registered name is Klamara. I hate it, it sounds like a disease. All her sisters have cool names, her name sucks. But I call her Penny.
          "Perhaps the final test of anybody's love of dogs is their willingness to permit them to make a camping ground of the bed" -Henry T. Merwin

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          • #65
            Gelding's JC registered name is "Awe Kitty Kitty" -- out of Awesome Cat.

            I am superstitious; I won't change it. But it's terrible. I get all kinds of cr** for it - my trainer cracks up every time she hears it. Actually, everyone does. Poor Kitt.
            "This thing we call 'failure' is not the falling down, but the staying down" - Mary Pickford

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            • #66
              My Canadian Horse: Poirier Calypso Jonquil

              Now, in fairness to the breeder who sold him to me, the naming conventions for Canadian Horses don't leave you a lot of leeway in some areas - the first name must be the breeder's farm name, the second must be the sire's given name, and the last name must start with the letter assigned to that year. But even so - you'd think they could have found something that started with a J other than "jonquil". My guy is 16:2, over 1400 pounds, with feet like dinner plates, and jet black. It's hard to imagine anything less like a daffodil.

              His call name when I bought him was Justin, and I kept it - it suits him. I'll never know why they had to get fancy with the registered name.

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              • #67
                Although they've already been shared on the icky name thread, I will say once again that our registered miniature horses have had the worst names ever. Although we only got to name one of them (see Bitsy, below) so I suppose we can escape the blame.

                First we've got Majestic Princess Tigeen, and her two daughters Mystique Sierra Dawn Tigress and Justa Little Bit Rowdy. We had a stallion, Nicks Silver Dust Sandman, and another filly Trotting C Rowdy Prom Girl whose dad was NFCs Rowdys Litigator (WTF?) They are just too long and ridiculous for how small the horses are.

                My old QH was registered as Snooty Stuff by the Impressive Bum out of Bostons Punkin. My mom used to call her Impressive Punkin or Boston Bum but all the options were about as gag-worthy as her real name. I just showed her under Savannah, which was what she was called in the barn.

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                • #68
                  I have a mare named Good Lookin Machine. Her sire is A Good Machine

                  Alitia

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                  • #69
                    The Morgan I ride is Westover Caribou Hill. Everyone calls him Rusty.

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                    • #70
                      My 25 1/2 y/o gelding's registered name is "Jimmy's Suntan Man". Wanna guess his breed?!!
                      "Concern for animals is a matter of taking the side of the weak against the strong, something the best people have always done." Harriet Beecher Stowe 1811-1896

                      Ponies are cool!

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                      • #71
                        My OTT's registered name is Squaw's Tomahawk.. I show him as Tommy Boy.

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                        • #72
                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Velvet:
                          I had a sale horse that had a name I thought wasn't so bad. I thought it was "Primitive Road" when I bought him. I got the papers and it was "Primitive Roll". Made NO sense to me! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          Hmmm.... could be a relation to my mare Roll with the Lady (foaled 1990) out of Lady on a Roll (foaled 1983) by High Roll (foaled 1973)
                          Member: "Collector of Quirky Equines", "Incredible Invisibles", "Proud to be a Mushroom Head", and "Addicted to Howrse" cliques.

                          COTHers & Friends on Howrse

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                          • #73
                            Oy vey. Showed my friends QH in a dressage schooling show - his name is BA's Little Jazz Bo.

                            My old mare's registered name was My Sassy Snowflake.

                            Oliver's registered name is Loewenherz, which is German for Lionheart and which I just LOVE.

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                            • #74
                              These are all OTTB's. Jack's is Razorback Red. Abe's is Plainoleabe. The mare I had before Jack was Skippy P. A gelding I had a long time ago was Frosty Moon.

                              But the worst by FAR was my first horse. "Mr. Eugene Klinch".
                              I would like to think I will die an heroic death...

                              But it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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                              • #75
                                My TB gelding: Hughunder (pronounced hue-wonder)
                                Member: "Collector of Quirky Equines", "Incredible Invisibles", "Proud to be a Mushroom Head", and "Addicted to Howrse" cliques.

                                COTHers & Friends on Howrse

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                                • #76
                                  Frosty Moon huh? May be related to my ottp bald face gelding named "Moon Me" -
                                  R

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                                  • #77
                                    Heaven help me, it's "Wild Intimidator"....for a sweet, goofy, kind gelding. Ick.
                                    Don't tell me about what you can't do. That's boring. Show me what you can do. - Mom

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                                    • #78
                                      Bodie the Hannoverian is Geldbote (German for what I do not know!!)

                                      Gunnar was Angel's Hot Polish (he had some odd spots on his back when born into AQHA)

                                      Yahoo.................
                                      Steph

                                      http://community.webshots.com/user/stephanne014

                                      Rerider/Haydunker Clique

                                      RIP Barbaro, you were my hero!

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                                      • #79
                                        We had an OTTB at our barn whose registered name was Sacrifice Fly. His barn name was Cody, but I don't remember what he ended up showing under.
                                        And we had an Arab whose registered name was something like Fendizon or Fendizara. She came to us with the barn name "Fendy" ... UGH. That got changed quickly too.
                                        Full-time bargain hunter.

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                                        • #80
                                          not ACTUALLY registered.

                                          But my parents are threatening to start breeding horses.

                                          And naming them all after Grateful Dead songs.

                                          Actally, some of them aren't too bad. It's mostly the idea. They want me to marry a boy at the barn just because his horse is named "Shades of Gray" and they want to use her to get "Touch Of Gray".

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