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  • Croatian "Knight" Fails Badly

    http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/Ar...910/Knight_Out_

    A would-be knight who tried to woo a maiden by riding into her home on a horse is facing five years behind bars for aggravated breaking and entry.

    Lovelorn Jan Rudnicki, 40, hatched the scheme to bowl over divorcee Gosia Domoslawska after a night's drinking down his local bar in Jarnoltowka, Poland.

    But terrified Gosia, 36, dialed 999 when her drunken suitor - stripped to the waist - galloped up her garden path and smashed his way through the front door like a battering ram.

    "He’s a loon. I was at home watching TV with my daughter when I heard this deafening crash and suddenly this half-naked man on a horse appeared in my front room," she said.

    "I never fancied him before and I certainly don’t now. If this was supposed to win my heart he must be seriously off his rocker," added Gosia.

    Pal Mirek Nowak explained: "At first we thought Jan was joking. But then he went outside, climbed onto this horse - which he’d ridden to the pub - and set off bare-breasted and bare-backed.

    "The next thing we knew, he’d been arrested."

    Now the divorced dad-of-seven Jan has apologised and offered to replace the door.

    But a police spokesman said: "Smashing into someone’s home uninvited is a crime and he will be punished for it."
    <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

  • #2
    Thanks for the morning laugh.
    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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      #3
      Just proves that Rednecks are everywhere
      <>< Sorrow Looks Back. Worry Looks Around. Faith Looks Up! -- Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don't have to sit on it.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ChocoMare View Post
        Just proves that Rednecks are everywhere

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        • #5
          I wonder what "hey y'all watch this" translates to in Coatian.
          Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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          • #6
            Or "here, hold my beer..." Lol.
            If you love me let me go....

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            • #7
              LOL! Hard to believe people are this stupid.

              Must say, though, that last line is a bit interesting. "Smashing into someone's home uninvited is a crime."

              How often are people invited to smash into someone's home?

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              • #8
                With what phrase does a fairy tale traditionally begin?

                "Once upon a time,..................."

                With what phrase does a Southern fairy tale begin?

                "Here, hold my beer and watch this!"

                Mr. Rudnicki has relatives here, I think.
                In loving memory of Laura Jahnke.
                A life lived by example, done too soon.
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                • #9
                  too funny how closely the name looks like redneck -

                  Rudnicki = redneck.

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                  • #10
                    He does not look as nice as Mr Putin....




                    yep, redneck is a glorious absence of sophistication....
                    Originally posted by BigMama1
                    Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
                    GNU Terry Prachett

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                    • #11
                      WW2 the Polish began fighting tanks by horseback... sigh
                      "Gypsy gold does not chink and glitter, it gleams in the sun and neighs in the dark"

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                      • #12
                        I just died laughing!
                        Proud member of the Snort and Blow Clique

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by OGM View Post
                          WW2 the Polish began fighting tanks by horseback... sigh
                          That was / is a myth started by the Germans, the usual true story is the Polish cavarly attack German light forces (scouts and infantry units) and where thenthey were attacked by the panzer. I know off topic, but I am a cavalry bluff.

                          That is one of the craziest ideas I have ever heard, drunls can be funny and a pain in the rear regardless of where they are.

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                          • #14
                            Poor horse.

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                            • #15
                              Why does the thread title say "Croatian"? The event happened in Poland. Rudnicki is a Polish name. What's the Croatian connection?
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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by Mickey the Marcher View Post
                                Why does the thread title say "Croatian"? The event happened in Poland. Rudnicki is a Polish name. What's the Croatian connection?
                                Probably the paper's name...
                                Originally posted by BigMama1
                                Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
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                                • #17
                                  Originally posted by Bells View Post
                                  too funny how closely the name looks like redneck -

                                  Rudnicki = redneck.
                                  From google translate, Red could be translated as "Rudy" and Neck could be translated as "Nek"

                                  Of course, the guy typing with a witz/wicz in his last name thinks the OTHER translations with szcyw all jumbled up are probably a bit more accurate
                                  Nudging "Almost Heaven" a little closer still...
                                  http://www.wvhorsetrainer.com

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                                  • #18
                                    The horse looks good, but the guy could have sucked in his belly for the photo!

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                                    • #19
                                      Originally posted by ChocoMare View Post
                                      Just proves that Rednecks are everywhere
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