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  • Craig's list funny for the day

    Saw this on Craig's list and laughed out loud.
    http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/grd/2357154324.html


    "I have 2 quarter horses for sale or will trade for trail horse First theirs the red one ( lady )shes full blooded quarter horse about 11 years old she has negative cloggings but she dont have papers due to they got lost ( from the guy I bought her from) she loads well used to be used to round cattle she a gental natured horse. asking 500.00 or best offer Next we have big boy ( names midnight ) paint with papers hes a registered quarter horse hes huge. beautiful markings you just have to see him... he needs an experienced rider not for a beginner weve been working with him but my husband drives a truck so due to baby I cant work with him and hes only here on weekends this horse will make a great horse but needs someone that can work with him daily has papers and neg.. cloggings..Asking 850.00 what I got in him or for someone that wants both I will take 1100.00 . Or if you have a good trail horse I will consider trade you can email me and I'll call you back or you can call me at XXX-XXX-XXXX"


    Since its in there twice, I don't think we can blame that on a typo.
    Last edited by bird4416; May. 2, 2011, 08:22 AM.
    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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    Craug's list funny for the day


    Don't think I could have gone through the day without seeing such a funny post.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by bird4416 View Post
      I don't think we can blame that on a typo.
      You just might want to edit the title.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Shine View Post
        You just might want to edit the title.
        You mean its not Craug's list?
        Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

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        • #5
          Not so fast!

          Maybe these QHs can't clog.

          If they were from TN that would be reason enough to sell them.
          No self-respecting Vol would keep a horse - no matter the breed - that cannot hoof to Rocky Top
          *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
          Steppin' Out 1988-2004
          Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
          Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015

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          • #6
            Surprised they're not offering to sell them as a half-horse team...
            Nudging "Almost Heaven" a little closer still...
            http://www.wvhorsetrainer.com

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            • #7
              I didn't know they made shoes in horse-size for clogging.
              If wishes were horses then beggars would ride...
              DLA: Draft Lovers Anonymous
              Originally posted by talkofthetown
              As in, the majikal butterfly-fahting gypsy vanners.

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              • #8
                A registered pinto Quarter Horse! With negative cloggings! What a deal.
                Donald Trump - proven liar, cheat, traitor and sexual predator! Hillary Clinton won in 2016, but we have all lost.

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                • #9
                  I cannot believe she expects to sell two horses that can't clog. Never gonna happen.
                  Be wise enough not to be reckless, but brave enough to take great risks.
                  -Post Secret

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                  • #10
                    The scariest part is that someone "bread" this woman and her offpring will, I'm sure, continue to amuse the literate masses. Oy vey
                    Originally posted by The Saddle
                    Perhaps I need my flocking adjusted.

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