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  • Hi Fred!

    Michael and I would love to come. I'll have to read the whole link here and find out the details. Should we bring anything? Cokies? Bread????

    Reva is doing much better, by the way!

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    • Fred,

      Can you believe I think I still remember how to get to your house from the Toronto Airport?

      I am so, so, so excited about this! Everyone's manes will be pulled by Friday night. But if Ti Amo hates having his done I won't push the envelope. He is a little Prince and can do no wrong, and God knows I made the waxing mistake once so I know what it feels like to get your hair ripped out by the roots.

      Robby

      high high post post
      i dont brag i mostly boast
      from the VA to da LA coast
      izzy kizzy lizzy go
      When blood is the beverage of choice, the sharpest fangs feed first.

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      • LOLOL Robby, the waxing mistake??

        Too much.

        "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." ~ Ellen Parr
        ~Mighty TB Clique~

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        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Robby Johnson:
          But if Ti Amo hates having his done I won't push the envelope. He is a little Prince and can do no wrong, and God knows I made the waxing mistake once so I know what it feels like to get your hair ripped out by the roots.

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          Oh, Robby, you are simply TOO MUCH!!!

          I'm letting DP grow his mane out and blaming it on you! No, not blaming, I'm letting it grow in your honor.

          If Ti Amo ends up looking like someone's serving wench, you have only yourself to blame .

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          He's not really a pony, and I'm really not "pony aged" either.
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          • Hey Robby, if your mane pulling needs aren't satiated by Gail's bunch, my mare is only about 10 minutes down the road. She likes it rough (the mane pulling that is)

            "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." ~ Ellen Parr
            ~Mighty TB Clique~

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            • Oh, the waxing mistake will go down in history as the most defenseless, pathetic moment of my life. I felt for the poor little "waxist" who would remind you of the girl who messed up Tina Turner's hair in the movie "What's Love Got To Do With It?" She ripped the first strip off and I spoke like a Mordor character from Lord of the Rings. Needless to say, I've been happily hirsute ever since.

              R.

              high high post post
              i dont brag i mostly boast
              from the VA to da LA coast
              izzy kizzy lizzy go
              When blood is the beverage of choice, the sharpest fangs feed first.

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              • Well Robby, it should be a pretty wild Pride week, what with Chretien's announcement today. All in honor of your visit, I'm sure.

                Prime Minister's Statement
                "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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                  Abasafreakinlutely

                  Yeah, why should heterosexuals be the only ones to suffer through marital unions? Share the misery, I say!

                  On a serious note, I am wonderfully proud to be a Canadian today. More importantly, does this mean I get to be a groomsmaid? Huh, Robby, huh? Have this fabulous Gucci dress I'm dying to wear. Perhaps the barbecue Friday night can serve as a bacheloroot party. I'll bring the hot wax.

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                  • Whoops!

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                    • Fred that sounds like fun! I just have to get the OK for a baby free night. Thanks to Galileo 1998 for emailing me about this. I'm seeing diane tommorrow at the Barrie show so I'll tell her about it too. I keep looking for Fred but he must be too busy in the breeding shed. BTW Sara is now a Supermodel ( she keeps winning the models) but we are working on teaching her to be a Runway Model

                      www.rivendellfarms.ca

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                      • Can I come too? I can bring some very special cookies and a mare who is dying to get a date with the one and only Fred... She's been through a recent divorce and her child is in need of a new daddy.

                        Any advice on teaching a fish to swim?

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                        • H'okay da guys day are on da way an when day gets ear hi can tell hem ow my new plan it is so good hand day can votes for me hin the next elexcion and tats wahat is it is and hand in da g ape summit not like the last one where they was like another place.

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                            Ah, cher Jean, poutine de ma coeur.

                            Da guys, ah, dey be, ah, Southern gentlemehn from America. But we can just pertends they're from da Newfoundland so dey can vote fer da Leeberal partee.

                            Squishy, you're more than welcome to attend both fetes. Email me if you need further info.

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                            • Ah, finally, something the Chretien government has done that we can look back on and actually be proud of. Just when we thought he wasn't going to leave a legacy.

                              "Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer."

                              Member of the HOT TB MARE Clique
                              **Patch wearing member of the Mighty Thoroughbred Clique**

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                              • This thread is killing me. Jean, lac lapoubelle? LOL.

                                Seriously, any takers for beatifying my mare's mane while you're in town? Anyone? I'm not beneath shameful pleading. She's having a big fashion faux pas episode right now as we're undecided as to try to convince it to sit down in a civilized manner or go for the jaunty and sporty trojan horse look we've been sporting since "the blanket rub incident"

                                Back on topic, I'm going to bring a big old homemade rhubarb pie to the festivities, among other goodies. Mmmmmmmm...

                                "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." ~ Ellen Parr
                                ~Mighty TB Clique~

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                                • In honor of Robby's visit to Canada, the US Supreme Court has dragged Texas and other Southern states into the 21st century by striking down the ant-gay sex laws.

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                                  "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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                                  • This whole group has been awfully quiet, we need a report, pictures of the festivities...maybe they're all in jail

                                    I'll get you my pretty....and your little dog too...ehheheheheheh
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                                    • I think the festivities are just getting started today or tomorrow. I wouldn't expect to hear much from any of them until the hang-overs start clearing up on Monday or Tuesday.

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                                      "I hope one of the fighting mothers-in-law gets bitch slapped with a fresh trout."
                                      Merry, June 24, 2003
                                      "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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                                      • Portia, as always you are correct! Our festivities start tomorrow in the early evening I do believe. I know Robbie and Robert are already with Fred so that party is already well under way. Pictures to follow I am sure.

                                        "If you are going through hell, keep going." ~Churchill~
                                        \"If you are going through hell, keep going.\" ~Churchill~

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                                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Portia:
                                          In honor of Robby's visit to Canada, the US Supreme Court has dragged Texas and other Southern states into the 21st century by striking down the ant-gay sex laws.


                                          <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                          You beat me to the punch Portia! This is one of the few opinions I'll actually enjoy reading!!

                                          A person is prohibited to eat until he first feeds his animals.

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