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  • #81
    <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
    I have just but recently realized that I'll be the only person at the bbq who's never handled a stallion. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    But Heidi, you have handled the magnificent Hans.
    "I don't want to sound like a broken record here, but why is it that a woman will forgive homicidal behavior in a horse, yet be highly critical of a man for leaving the toilet seat up?" Dave Barry

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    • #82
      <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Heidi:
      I have just but recently realized that I'll be the only person at the bbq who's never handled a stallion. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

      Stop by my place on the way to Fred's and I'm sure one of the three boys would be happy to have a new "handler".

      If someone would send me times and directions (PT), I think I may be up for one or both!

      *scuttling off to lose 20 lbs*

      P.S. - I'm sure a nekkid (or nearly so) Robbie or anyone else wouldn't phase me.

      P.P.S. - I can tell my "old rock legend" story. Ohhhh, and it's even horse related!

      Founder of the Olde Farte Clique
      Founder of the Olde Farte Clique

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      • #83
        Fred,

        We will arrive at your house Tuesday night, the 24th. We arrive in Toronto around 4:40. So I suspect when it's all said and done we'll be there by at least 7. I was hoping you'd make your elaborate homemade shepherd's pie and custard for dinner. LOL!

        Robby

        I'm drinking a soy latte
        I get a double shote'
        It goes right through my body
        And you know I'm satisfied
        When blood is the beverage of choice, the sharpest fangs feed first.

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        • #84
          Fullmoon Fever - wonderful to hear that you will make it!

          Now - with 3 boys - I am REAL curious who you are in real life??!!

          "Spot"

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          • #85
            nhwr ... Liverpool is more than one coast away from Coreene's normal abode!
            Mal:This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then .... explode

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            • #86
              I am so looking forward to this.

              Nikita, remember it or not you have run into me in 'real life' in your role as carrot provider to the stars.

              Should be fun! Now Fred, are you going to have your digital camera all figured out by then?

              "The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity." ~ Ellen Parr
              ~Mighty TB Clique~

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              • #87
                Am I correct in assuming we are doing this on the 27th? Really want Heidi to be able to attend.

                "If you are going through hell, keep going." ~Churchill~
                \"If you are going through hell, keep going.\" ~Churchill~

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                • #88
                  Actually, now that people are crawling out of the woodwork, maybe I should plot a way to get up there...I only have 7 sets aunts and uncles and 21 cousins in the area ...Tin, you going?


                  "Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
                  Steven Wright.

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                    #89
                    Awww, fullmoon fever, I'm verklempt by the offer of handling your boys, so that I may fit in. I don't have to buy them dinner first, do I?

                    BTW, should realize that this is a BB populated by people who board planes and cross borders to meet their online friends - whom they've never met, or even spoken with.

                    I assume the bbq at Fred's on the 27th; sushi and debauchery on the Saturday 28th.

                    Quinn, off-topic but what's the forecast in those there parts this weekend? We're in London/Strathroy for a tourney.

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                    • #90
                      DH - I sure do remember but I didn't realize that you were going to be there too. This should be fun.

                      Heidi - my only 'handling' has been leading Spots boys or holding them as they munched on grass after the deed. Somehow I doubt that counts!

                      As for the weather - here
                      you go.

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                        #91
                        Yeah, but Nikita, my eyes were closed during my 'handling' sessions - so that probably doesn't count either.

                        For the Toronto dinner, let's tentatively schedule for 7:00pm, leaving enough time for other gallivanting.

                        Hiro Sushi
                        171 King St. E. (south side, east of Jarvis)
                        416-304-0550

                        Assume all out-of-towners will be travelling on the 401 east, down 427 to QEW east, take the Jarvis exit, north on Jarvis, right turn on King. There are several lots nearby; perhaps you can even score a street spot.

                        I'll make the reservations once we've an idea of a firm head count.

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                        • #92
                          nhwr, you know that our idea of a gathering involved vice crashing into the bar to scoop up everyone while Carlos blasts away on the jukebox ... OMG I'm loving it already!

                          Too bad it's a long drive, otherwise we could bid the ponies a quick hasta la vista and scurry over to the Great White North. We flew RIGHT OVER Toronto and Cleveland on the way home and I was just dismayed that I was so close to my dear twin, yet so far as well.

                          &lt;sigh&gt;

                          We demand photographic evidence!

                          All this talk of Korean bbq is making me hungry.

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                          • #93
                            So Easy

                            <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> nhwr ... Liverpool is more than one coast away from Coreene's normal abode! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                            I know but she has ditched the parents2B and is back where she belongs now

                            And we are lunching next week, to boot!
                            See those flying monkeys? They work for me.

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                            • #94
                              NO fair!!! lunching with Coreene is TOO much fun!! (( and where were you when I was out there?))
                              Mal:This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then .... explode

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                              • #95
                                <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coreene:
                                I was just dismayed that I was so close to my dear Jair, yet so far as well. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                awe, thanks Coreene. I felt the hot wind of your passing as you flew overhead, and blew unchaste kisses in your direction in honour of our longing friendship.

                                oh as if Heidi hasn't handled a stallion she could teach an anatomy course by feel

                                "Toss me... Don't tell the elf."-Gimli
                                You Strike Me Still

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                                • #96
                                  I guess MBA internships are just like normal jobs?? lots of time to play on COTH again Jair???
                                  Mal:This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then .... explode

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                                  • #97
                                    haven't started the job yet SoEasy! I'm free as a bird on this fabulously sunny and hot Friday!!

                                    Made even more special as I know that the weather has sucked on the east coast for a certain Korean-rib making, stallion handling, no-do-gooder, I have no ass poster

                                    "Toss me... Don't tell the elf."-Gimli
                                    You Strike Me Still

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                                    • #98
                                      Then get your hiney to the barn and play with horses!!! (my Bambi wants carrots! I can hear him from here )
                                      Mal:This is the Captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then .... explode

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                                      • #99
                                        Hey! I just remembered. I had a yearling colt try and mount me once. Does that count as handling? Or is that 'being handled'?
                                        Either way it was kind of a wham bam....

                                        typical....

                                        I'm really looking forward to this! But then again, I don't get out much.

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                                        • Original Poster

                                          Exactly, pebbles

                                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>she could teach an anatomy course by feel <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                          Please refer to the post two pages back re: the difference between boulders, rocks, and wee pebbles.

                                          <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I have no ass poster <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                          That's easily remedied - I have your phone number.

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