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  • from my dressage coach (I'm an eventer)...

    "You're riding like an eventer again!"

    "Stop doing that eventer slouch thing. Sit up."

    "Hauches in, haunches in.. keep asking keep asking.. WHOA.. there they went" as horse has mini temper tantrum and starts throwing her rear end around before settling into a nice haunches in. Mares!

    Hmmmph..

    -Amanda

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    • u guys these are great!

      *Spring Break*
      *Simon*
      *Homie S*

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      • "Keep asking! Keep asking! Almost there! Ask harder!" (when he starts to come up off the front end, inevitably leading to a rear if we don't fix it) "Stop asking! Stop asking!"

        1-800

        "Pay attention I said to my achin' head, listen up you fool you're gonna be with this one 'til you're dead."

        "Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found."
        \"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.\"

        \"Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found.\"

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        • "Whack him! Whack him! Oh My God! Sorry!"

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          • "Leg! Leg! More leg!"
            (I who feel as if I'm going to crack his ribs) "I am using my legs!" (silly me)
            "Well I can't see it! It's not enough!"

            "Left! Left!... you just turned right! You're as bad at this as you are at driving!" (I have a history...)

            "You look like a monkey up there... sit up tall, taller... ok just lean back and bring your shoulders up."

            Me: "Ugh."
            Her: "No, it wasn't bad. Except (1,2,3,). Alright, go do it again, and this time, do what I told you the first time!"

            After she's yelled something to me, or at him for being brain dead, and is approaching us to change something (he puts on his worried look for no reason): "Yes, that's right Blue, here comes your mean trainer."

            "Excellent! Wonderful! You are such a good horse! But Jaimie, next time try to *find* the distance!"

            And the most surprising (and rare) -- "well, you know, it's not as if this is *easy*."

            Blugal
            Blugal

            You never know what kind of obsessive compulsive crazy person you are until another person imitates your behaviour at a three-day. --Gry2Yng

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            • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kestrel:
              "Whack him! Whack him! Oh My God! Sorry!"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

              lol alright i'm curious... explain

              ::Jennie::
              "Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."-Invisible Monsters
              Jennie
              \"If you\'re a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.\"-Deep thoughts by Jack Handy

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              • MyShade: I can't be certain. But I bet it's "whack him! whack him!" followed by a big buck and then "oh my God! Sorry!"

                just a guess

                1-800

                "Pay attention I said to my achin' head, listen up you fool you're gonna be with this one 'til you're dead."

                "Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found."
                \"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.\"

                \"Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found.\"

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                • Since I really don't have a trainer anymore, I'll think back to my showing HJ days...only a few years ago, LOL....
                  "Put those heels UP!" Ok, I am weird, andhave a problem of putting my heels to far down.

                  "I want EIGHT fences, I don't care what order, and if the steward starts yelling at you, just ignore him, qnd for god' ssake, dont let him dum you!" My first horse was a headcase, so while her instructions to the other kids were "the first line is an easy 8...." she just wanted 8 fences for us, LOL.

                  "Waht was THAT??"

                  "See Saw his head in" My dressage trainer would die if she heard THAT one.

                  "Okay, drop your stirrups" and of course she would promptly forget about us, and go talking to someone....

                  and then there was my Trainer at the racehorse farm (who is very big into Hunters and Jumpers as well as being my HJ trainers dad) So, this is what he'd say:

                  "Let's go gallop!"

                  "Send 'Em!"

                  "Ride em, Katbird!"

                  "Is he Stump broke?"

                  "His Mama went like that."

                  "It's your world, squierrl" (sp)

                  "jump off!" That was for when a horse was flipping over

                  he/she is dilevering th email" when some one was getting run off with

                  "switch your LEAD!"

                  "hold your cross"

                  "he's a common SOB..."

                  Well, I could go on and on......

                  ~*~Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.~~ Straight from the horse's mouth ~*~
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                  • Not all that funny, but painfully accurate. After panicking down a line, leaning at my horse and running him past the distance...

                    Me: That was my fault...
                    Trainer: Yeah.

                    And more than once...

                    "Easy. Easy. Not that easy." (as he breaks to a trot)
                    bullyandblaze.wordpress.com

                    "The present tense of regret is indecision."
                    - Welcome to Night Vale

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                    • "Looook, looook. You're not looking!!"
                      and
                      "Get your bum out of the saddle!"

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                      "I've always wanted to be out in the world making a big bang of life." --Kiefer Sutherland
                      -----------------------------------------------------
                      "Stand tall, smile bright, and let 'em wonder what little secret's making you laugh."

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                      • My trainer in college used to shout, "GRAB LEATHER!" (when jumping from an impossibly long distance)

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                        • "Mush your butt"

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                          • This just said in our lesson on Sunday.

                            "OH MY GOD!!!" (After an absolutey gorgeous trot jump)

                            "Leg....leg....leg.....NOW!!!" (Trying to teach my greenie flying lead changes)

                            "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." quote from the tv series M*A*S*H
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                            • hehe these are so funny!!

                              from lessons with fruity dressage man, with fruitier accent:

                              "you have to catch the train that's leaving!"

                              "that's an elephant walk! you don't want an elephant walk!"

                              "goooooood!" (pronounced guuuud!)

                              from regular lessons with Hugo:

                              "ahhh!! leg!! leg!! get out!! AHHH!!!" -when ever someone comes in bad to a line and he doesn't think they'll get out

                              "I'm throwing you to the wolves at this show!" -after telling me that he isn't going to ride my green 4 yr old WB in the first class

                              "eh...I'm going upstairs to get some food..you girls...eh..just eat more chocolate!" -after leaving us mounted on our horses at the in gate, and refusing to get us food from the culinary delight counter

                              "well...good luck! eh...don't fall off!" -right before any class at a show

                              "put attention!" -he still doesn't understand that it's PAY attention, not PUT

                              "wrap 'em tonight!"

                              "...your horse isn't afraid of anything eh?" -after my horse bites a chair and flips it over, causing every other horse in the ring to take off

                              hm that's all I can think of for now!

                              .......~*dev*~.......
                              ......~*Landon*~.....
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                              ehmm

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                              • My favorite from my lesson this weekend -

                                "There's good news and bad news. Your leg is lovely, but WHAT are your hands doing?"

                                "Just sit there and let him do his job"

                                I am sure there will be more in the weeks to come.

                                "I'm back in the saddle again" Gene Autry
                                My new mantra - \"Life is too short not to eat ice cream.\"
                                ReRiders Clique

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                                • Another favourite of mine:
                                  "Ride it off your eye" in response to a) any line set up at home (I've given up asking how many strides) and b) any line at a course longer than 6 strides (said in the middle of walking the course.)
                                  Of course, it then inevitably leads me to wonder "what eye?"

                                  --Liz--

                                  May 1, 2003: Back to the barn for a good 3.5 months. I can't wait!
                                  You don't ride the papers.

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                                  • Dev: does he still count down "tree two one"? and my "are you drunk?" comment came from him He had a lot of fun sayings. Also to this day, from him, when someone asks me how I am, I say "pretty good pretty good"

                                    1-800

                                    "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats."

                                    "Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found."
                                    \"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.\"

                                    \"Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found.\"

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                                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1-800-Dial-A-Distance:
                                      Dev: does he still count down "tree two one"? and my "are you drunk?" comment came from him He had a lot of fun sayings. Also to this day, from him, when someone asks me how I am, I say "pretty good pretty good"

                                      <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                      yup yup all of those...do you know hugo?

                                      .......~*dev*~.......
                                      ......~*Landon*~.....
                                      ----------------
                                      ehmm

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                                      • Yeah, he's a really nice guy. I rode with him in SC. I bought my hunter from him as a 3 year old. Now he's 8 and I absolutely adore him. All of his horses have always been really nice. I'd definitely buy another one from him.

                                        1-800

                                        "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats."

                                        "Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found."
                                        \"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.\"

                                        \"Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found.\"

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                                        • [QUOTE]Originally posted by 1-800-Dial-A-Distance:
                                          Dev: does he still count down "tree two one"? and my "are you drunk?" comment came from him He had a lot of fun sayings. Also to this day, from him, when someone asks me how I am, I say "pretty good pretty good"

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                                          Haha...I ride with Dev at the same barn and have been told more than a few times thatI resemble a drunk driver!!

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