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  • #81
    The lecture I receive every time I jump... You are never going to see your spots if you ride around with an empty head (heh. Sad part is, I am thinking.)

    Close your fingers! How my times do I have to say it? If I have to say it one more time you are going to be saying "close my fingers" each stride for the rest of your lesson!

    Open your hip angle.

    Oh my god...WHAT was that?!
    Oh boy...

    Okay, now tell me what was good, and then tell me what was bad.

    K&K
    K&K

    Member of the Paint Hunter Clique!
    Member of the Blonde Riders Clique

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    • #82
      Get your elbows in, you look like a chicken

      Oh my god, I just had a heart attack (everytime someone leaves long or chips bad)

      Pet yourself, pet your horse (after a good round)

      http://community.webshots.com/user/chunkymonkey868
      http://community.webshots.com/user/chunkymonkey868

      **Forever South**
      **Bama\'s Blues** not mine but he\'s my babyboy!
      **Brinkum\'s Cross**

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      • #83
        good girl!

        now you're cooking with gas!

        *Spring Break*
        *Simon*
        *Homie S*

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        • #84
          From my intercollegiate coach (in reference to my position), "Make Wheaton proud!"

          My old instructor, "Stick out your two best points!"

          Others, "RIDE!"
          "Kick, don't pick"

          My boyfriend while watching one of my competition vidoes, "Is your head supposed to bonk up and down like that?" I have a pretty good dressage position except for my darn head, I just can't make it stop bobing.

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          • #85
            stick out your two best points?

            *Spring Break*
            *Simon*
            *Homie S*

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            • #86
              From Denny Emerson: "Don't be a pass-en-ger!"

              From another coach: "My, doesn't she have her knickers in a twist (about my fussy mare)."

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              • #87
                Before jumping the greenies around...

                "::shrug:: Don't fall off!!"

                I say: "I'll try my best!"

                -Emily-
                When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.hhhh
                ^Whispering Hill^
                ^You've Got Mail^

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                • #88
                  Another personal favorite. Upon asking one of my old trainer's to get on my horse because I thought she was going to kill me. "I'm your trainer, not your stunt double. Go find a brainless teenager. Wait, that's what I say when we're looking for you."

                  1-800

                  "Pay attention I said to my achin' head, listen up you fool you're gonna be with this one 'til you're dead."

                  "Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found."
                  \"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.\"

                  \"Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found.\"

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                  • #89
                    Here are the ones I remember hearing:

                    "Can't you count?"

                    "I can't believe you did that"

                    "What were you thinking?"

                    "Does it hurt any more to do it correctly?"

                    "No, your OTHER left."

                    "Do you look at your dashboard when you drive your car?"

                    "You weren't quite there, huh?"

                    "No matter where you go, there you are"

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                    • #90
                      Oops, the "No matter where you go, there you are" is my little tag line, not one of my trainer's sayings, although I guess it would fit!

                      "No matter where you go, there you are"

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                      • #91
                        "Are you drunk?"

                        1-800

                        "Pay attention I said to my achin' head, listen up you fool you're gonna be with this one 'til you're dead."

                        "Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found."
                        \"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.\"

                        \"Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, mercy I asked and mercy I found.\"

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                        • #92
                          "Left, Left, Left. . .or not"

                          "This kid is learning how to ride"

                          "kick him, Kick Him, KICK HIM!"

                          "That's the way"

                          Charming

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                          • #93
                            "Ride Em"

                            "You just missed that jump, totally just missed it"

                            "I thought you two were gonna part ways for a minute there"

                            "Don't put your nose up quite so high, you look like a ____ rider" (left out not to offend anyone)

                            -Natalie

                            "All horses deserve, at least once in their lives, to be loved by a little girl."
                            -Natalie

                            proud member of the MOOP clique (although I am now positive that I have a pony in my 15.3hh bodied horse)

                            \"All horses deserve, at least once in their lives, to be loved by a little girl.\"

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                            • #94
                              Most recently to one of the younger kids at the barn: "I don't want to see you hit him in the shoulder with that stick again! It's like hitting him in the face. If I walked up to you right now and smacked you, would you rather get smacked in the face or the butt?"

                              To same child later in the same lesson: "Give him a kick in the pants NOW."

                              One I hear a lot: "Leg, leg, LEG!" or similarly "PUSH Natale PUSH!" (as I pick my way down to a single off a long approach)

                              Also: "Stop wiggling in your tack. Sit still."

                              And: "Sit up. You look like a sack of potatos."

                              Or: "(enter first and last name of child here) put your hair up now! This isn't some little back yard barn!"

                              ~Natalie
                              "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
                              - Albert Einstein

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                              • #95
                                I always tell my trainer the horse I'm riding "has the attention span of a goldfish." This is usually on the warmblood coming back into work or the greenies. This gets me out of a hard jumping lesson 10 minutes early

                                I tell my trainer that "I think we should end there. That's a good note to leave off on. Remember that one time I was on Dante, we had a perfect line, then went back to do it again and it was a disaster?" He then agrees with me

                                My trainer and I are both pretty sarcastic, but when he's giving a lesson he's really intense and focused, so I usually make all of the sarcastic comments.

                                Dante
                                Sunday

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                                • #96
                                  "stick those wanna bes out"
                                  " Goooooooood"
                                  " outsidde leg outside leg"
                                  "kick kick KICK"
                                  "get yur change getit get it got it"
                                  " easy eaaaasy eaaaaaaaaaassy whoah easy"
                                  "(rainbow reins) put you hands on the yellow (my pony has a short neck"
                                  "pretend your galloping you gotta get that distance gallop gallop GALLOP whoah whoah"
                                  "chicken arms"
                                  " puppy paws"
                                  "inside leg outside rein"
                                  " look look you never gonna make it look"

                                  *A horse can never have too many polos*

                                  *A girl can never have too many shoes*

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                                  • #97
                                    "where are you going your next jump is that way non no"
                                    " let her fing her distance let her go"
                                    "situp"
                                    "you leaning in why are you leaning in?"

                                    *A horse can never have too many polos*

                                    *A girl can never have too many shoes*

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                                    • #98
                                      Well, duh, don't you just HATE it when I'm right???

                                      Quit while you're ahead, or we'll be here all night.

                                      That was nice, did you ask for it???

                                      Sometime today, please. I'm waiting

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                                      • #99
                                        "Get him moving FORWARD!"

                                        And: "PETEY!" She growls that at Petey, the slowpoke horse I ride, to get him moving. ^_~

                                        ___________

                                        Petey's e-stall. Bio, stats, pics, + other goodies. Bring him a carrot! ^_^

                                        ___________

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                                        • Love my trainer, love the sayings....

                                          - Buck Up
                                          - Is someone complaining (me = no)
                                          - Thheerrreee. Doesn't that feel nice. (Me = yes!)
                                          - Now see how easy it is when you do it right?
                                          - Don't beat yourself up (me = I can't stop!)
                                          - Shall I draw you a picture? (me = What do you mean?)
                                          - Smile (me = big grin)
                                          - Thank You (me = even bigger grin)
                                          - Augh! (me = ah!)
                                          - Right? (no answer from me) RIGHT? (me = yes)
                                          - Okay STOP! (me = WHOA)
                                          - Life's like that ( no comment)
                                          - Good girl or Ada Girl(usually accompanied with a pat on the knee... Weirdly makes me feel like I'm a horse )
                                          - What did you just do? (me = Umm.... I can't remember)
                                          - What are you trying to do? (me = Umm... I can't remember that either)
                                          - Hello Grace (I get this one because, well.... I'm about as clutzy as they come... Drop everything about 5x, and then take 3 attempts to retrieve it, I trip over my own toes regularly, and I often run my shoulder into the walls as I hurry around the corner....)


                                          There are some other REALLY good ones, but I just can't remember them right now (Forgetful is my middle name).

                                          When I do remember I will add!

                                          "The greatest compliment that was ever paid me was when one asked me what I thought, and attended to my answer. " - Henry David Thoreau

                                          * * * "To wherever it may lead." - Orlando Bloom (Legolas)

                                          [This message was edited by CrossedWings on Apr. 05, 2003 at 09:00 PM.]

                                          [This message was edited by CrossedWings on Apr. 05, 2003 at 09:04 PM.]
                                          Quote for the week:

                                          \"Never under-estimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.\" - Shirt Slogan

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