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  • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by timarti:
    How 'bout 'Chronologically Challenged Riders'

    Icelandics - Tolt-ally wonderful!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hehe, I LOVE that!!
    ReRiders Rock *grins*

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    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RoyalT:
      I heard someone call us "Rusty Stirrups" which I think is kind of cute.

      I'm one of those who took her first jumping lesson as a 40th birthday present. Now, 10 years later, I'm totally obsessed with my OTTB. But I find that my irrational fear voice pipes up now and then....especially when Betsy has us do something "death-defying" like jump through a chute of jumps without hands! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

      You looked great in the chute, and so did Titus!

      I like Rusty Stirrup, and Hags on Nags!

      Resident racing historian
      Founder of the Mighty Thoroughbred Clique
      F O.B
      Resident racing historian ~~~ Re-riders Clique
      Founder of the Mighty Thoroughbred Clique

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      • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Courvoisier:
        When you get to be an oldie, is that what the kids think you are worthy of? Only wanting a pet? sigh. Did nothing for my confidence. That's not really why I sent him out to learn to jump, lmao.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

        Doesn't that suck? I'm 33, I look a lot younger than I am (good genes- it's certainly not because I've been taking care of myself!), and I still get that old lady attitude by the juniors. It makes me want to go back in time and sock myself for thinking snarky thoughts about the AA who used to wear a seat padder thingy on her saddle. I now find myself looking at them out of the corner of my eye, consideringly....
        "Hmmm...maybe that would save me from getting a bruise on my a$$ every time I try to sit trot on Callie...No- no I can't! It would make all the juniors laugh at me!!!"

        Actually, where I ride now is small and I usually am there too early for the junior set- who tend to be very nice young women, actually. But at the last place, sheesh...

        Well, when I (finally) get my own horse again and we're doing the A/O jumpers- then I'll have the last laugh! Ha hah hah hah!!! Or the fun trip to the hospital....groan....

        You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that wont change its shape. Jets to Brazil
        You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that won't change its shape. Jets to Brazil

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        • Hags on nags

          Not very flattering I know, but some mornings very appropriate

          South Georgia Clique
          Why walk, when you can ride!
          Reriders keep on riding
          Why walk, when you can ride!

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          • What a laugh I had reading through all of these notes!! I rode as a child (9-18), took 30 years off and then started again with my sister just over 3 years ago at 49 years old!! My non-horse friends told me I was crazy, but someone once told me that going back to a childhodd passion is the most rewarding thing you can do - and it is!!

            We started lessons once a week, and 6 months later had bought a Belgian Warmblood. 6 months after that I went to my first show and cleaned up - I still can't believe it!! (Never mind that I basically went in the ring, pointed my mare at the jumps and paryed I would make it around - left my brains at the in gate. LOL!!) But, as we all know, this is a frustrating(yet rewarding) sport, and now we (the horse and I) are having our problems. I can relate to EVERYTHING you have all said - even the injuries - I fractured my knee last fall being "launched" over a jump. When I was 17, getting back on and doing it again was no problem - not so at 51! My spirit was willing, but the brain was not so ready....just now getting it all back together.

            Thanks for such an entertaining read - and I am soooo happy to see this "sisterhood"!!

            CSQRD

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            • I like Hags on Nags...but I can't be a Hag yet. I'm still single and afraid it will be a self-fulfilling prophecy. All of a sudden I will grow a wart with a hair sticking out of it and not one of the six available men in my town will be able to look past it to see the true me.

              As for those flat saddles. I've got one and I LOVE it, but I just caved and bought a couch so my trainer feels more secure while teaching my greenie to jump. I feel like I'm betraying my heritage. That and the fact that I rode in a god-awful deep seated thing last night that made me look like a baboon on horseback. Hrmmm...now the hag thing isn't looking so bad.

              Speaking of directionally challenged: Trainer last night says to pick a jump (that's been her newest mantra, 'pick up a canter and jump some stuff..whatever you want.' Makes me feel the pressure of being creative and good all at once. ) and canter it on the right lead. About 30 secs later she asked me what was wrong...Not a thing, I just couldn't figure out which way I had to go to be on the right lead...let alone get to a jump off it. Brain fart extraordinaire.!

              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
              "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were."

              [This message was edited by RugBug on Apr. 14, 2004 at 12:41 PM.]
              Keith: "Now...let's do something normal fathers and daughters do."
              Veronica: "Buy me a pony?"

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              • How's this for being old- I had a dream last night that I was showing in rust breeches. I was surrounded by all of these kids in TS (although it was weird- they were all men's breeches, with back pockets), and I was wearing my cruddy old Harry Halls that I used to show in before TS hit in the last three years of my junior career. In my dream, I was thinking: man, I am so much cooler than all of these little clones in my old school rust breeches. Right before I woke up, I realized that I wasn't cool, just wearing ratty old breeches, and the other people weren't staring at me out of admiration...

                That proves it- I'm definitely one of the H on N members. Our motto could be something like this- We: like mounting blocks, waive the duty to *know* which is left and which is right, would rather be referred to as "careful" instead of "fussy", prefer to ride without 8 million kids watching, and happily consume age-appropriate drinks afterwards.

                You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that wont change its shape. Jets to Brazil
                You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that won't change its shape. Jets to Brazil

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                • Saddles - an interesting subject. I just "caved" and bought a new Hermes Essentaille. Huge money, especailly since my first one was a Beval Natural which was cheap compared to this one, but you wouldn't believe how it positions your legs!! And we Re-Riders need all the help we can get!!

                  CSQRD

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                  • Yeah have to admit love Hags on Nags... no warty groth on nose yet....
                    Now I have to wonder if my saddle will be more forgiving to my body.. hate to part with it have had it since 80/81 it is nicely broken in and the seat is still soft the stitching is well typical crump the stitching lacking/missing in croth area...but heck its been that way forever...
                    Now all I need to do is get a beasty to ride only so much satisifaction on riding school horses kwim...

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                    • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>
                      Our motto could be something like this- We: like mounting blocks, waive the duty to *know* which is left and which is right, would rather be referred to as "careful" instead of "fussy", prefer to ride without 8 million kids watching, and happily consume age-appropriate drinks afterwards.
                      <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                      I LOVE it!!

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                      • lol, my new saddle is a couch/crutch too. It's deeper, and the leather gives nice grip, and the balance works great for those 'moments'. That's the cool thing about being older, you can buy nice stuff.
                        ReRiders Rock *grins*

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                        • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jakeable:
                          [QUOTE]
                          Our motto could be something like this- We: like mounting blocks, waive the duty to *know* which is left and which is right, would rather be referred to as "careful" instead of "fussy", prefer to ride without 8 million kids watching, and happily consume age-appropriate drinks afterwards.
                          <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                          And concidering the condition of our bodies after dismounting into that heap on the ground I think we have earned the age appropriate drink...
                          Exactally when did Ts become the 'in thing'? I was having a hard enoug time doing the 'in thing ' when it consisted of Harry hall rust with either navy or charcole pin stripe Pytchley of course and the biggest worry was if our birthday would put us over the jr limit so we didnt have to wear the newly required helmet(mushroom).

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                          • And I think we deserve another age appropriate drink on day two, after a particularly 'special' ride, to help ease the stumbling cowboy walk. I am so out of shape.
                            ReRiders Rock *grins*

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                            • Hey y'all..... count me IN.

                              I took a 6 yr break, when I retired my old AA hunter and had a baby. I knew I wanted to stay in horses, so while I was doing the baby person thing, I jumped in and bought a baby horse too... and yes I DO need my head examined!!

                              Well that was 3 1/2 years ago and now I'm jumping back in with my baby green horse and my outta shape, fat, useless new body! OH JOY!

                              I started back up last year on a Clyde Cross mare I bought for 1$ and she helped me find my balance before I did irrepairable damage to my young horse. I must say though, I feel like I've become mildly retarded during my absence. My mind knows what to do, but my body is suddenly impaired and the message doesn't get from one to the other. Anyone else ever feel like this?

                              *~* Not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed, are we? oh wait... *~*
                              www.atlantichorsetrader.com
                              http://community.webshots.com/user/evermore101

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                              • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mallard's Mum:
                                Hags on nags

                                Not very flattering I know, but some mornings very appropriate

                                South Georgia Clique
                                Why walk, when you can ride!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                I am still in favor of Lost and Found. It seems many of us often are lost and found when we are riding, or have found a lost horse (rescue), or we were lost until we found horses again, or we are lost without a horse right now (horseless) or we have found our way back from the AA to the AOs, or we have lost our favorite horse and found a new one, etc. There are so many appropriate situations.

                                Hags on Nags is too negative for me.
                                Rusty Stirrup - already a division at horse shows.

                                Shall we start an offocial poll. I have not done that but I am sure it easy.

                                PS: I ride in Deveceaux (sp?) and highly recommend a couch like sofa over those postage stamps. Well worth the money. I am tall and finally had a saddle to fit those legs of mine. Keeps me firmly in the saddle, most days.

                                PS: It is my B-Day today so I am even more of an oldie but goodie. I have been riding for 35 years now. OMG. Don't tell anyone.

                                "Angels fly because they take themselves lightly."

                                Steph
                                Steph

                                http://community.webshots.com/user/stephanne014

                                Rerider/Haydunker Clique

                                RIP Barbaro, you were my hero!

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                                • <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gunnar:
                                  PS: It is my B-Day today so I am even more of an oldie but goodie. I have been riding for 35 years now. OMG. Don't tell anyone.

                                  Steph<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

                                  Well, a big hearty happy birthday to ya!

                                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                  "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were."
                                  Keith: "Now...let's do something normal fathers and daughters do."
                                  Veronica: "Buy me a pony?"

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                                  • Hey, Happy Birthday, Gunnar! Here's an age-appropriate toast to you! Whatever that means!

                                    I know I'll cave one of these days and get a couch, but since I can't afford it yet, I am going to keep my flat little thing (matches my flat little butt) and pretend it's because it still fits me. 16.5" = a little too wee, and the flaps are too short. Oh well, it only adds to my all-over "look"-i.e. mildly incompetent, out of shape, firmly committed to black breeches (I like to pretend I am a DQ moonlighting in the h/j world, and besides, black is such nice camo), and directionally impaired. I shudder to think what will happen when I actually take lessons again- sometimes when she is having me school one of her horses over some jumps, I can almost hear the trainer I ride for thinking- dang, that woman is a clod! Luckily, she is older than me, so we have fun moaning about our various aches and pains to each other....

                                    Hey, how many Re-riders have horses, and how many of us don't? I don't, but I play the lottery every week! Seriously, though, I feel like a little kid again- mommy, please can I have a pony? Please please please please.... Except now it's: checking account, please can I buy a horsey? Please please please...oh...crud. You're not listening, checking account- actually, you look nearly dead. I guess that means no.

                                    You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that wont change its shape. Jets to Brazil
                                    You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that won't change its shape. Jets to Brazil

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                                    • Happy Birthday Gunner!!!!!!!
                                      I dont own a horse but I have been drulig over a canter beasty... he would fit into my budget but im afraid to call cuz with my luck he is gone.. 500$ for 7yo 16+ gelding...
                                      Course then again there would be hubby who is in the military and he may be gone for a while still.... and well as much as I love my kids I cant'work off' my anger loneliness on them kwim.
                                      Maybe tomorrow Ill call on the beasty...

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                                      • Happy birthday Gunnar, remember we are all like wine, as we age we only get better!

                                        Just got this email from a friend - it is so appropriate to our discussion, I just had to post it. Enjoy, apoligies to those under 40.

                                        ANDY ROONEY'S VIEW OF WOMEN OVER 40
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; Andy Rooney says, "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; **********
                                        &gt; Over 40 woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
                                        "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; If an over 40 woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do.
                                        &gt; And it's usually something more interesting.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; An over 40 woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants, and from whom.Few women past the age of 40 give a darn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; An over 40 woman usually has had her fill of "meaningful relationships" and "commitment." The last thing she wants in her life is another dopey, clingy, whiny, dependent lover.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; Over 40 women are dignified. They seldom have screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; Over 40 women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; An over 40 woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; A woman over 40 woman couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an over 40 woman.They always know.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; An over 40 woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; Over 40 women are forthright and honest.They'll tell you right off you
                                        are a jerk if you are acting like one.
                                        &gt; You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
                                        &gt;
                                        &gt; Yes, we praise over 40 women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
                                        &gt; For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
                                        &gt; 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

                                        South Georgia Clique
                                        Why walk, when you can ride!
                                        Reriders keep on riding
                                        Why walk, when you can ride!

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                                        • Random responses. (hey if I use the word "random", I feel 20 years younger! )

                                          Anyway:

                                          I loff "re-riders."

                                          I think TS became "in" during the early 90s (last time I jumped anything respectable, and was just getting out of hunter shows but remember my trainer wore 'em).

                                          I bought the couch (new Stubben Siegfried) in deference to my age, but am thinking of hanging on to the Prix at least as a historical curiousity. No wait - they've just been reissued, so why bother.

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