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  • Things your horse knows that you wish they didn't...

    My mare cheerfully demonstrated her ability to undo panic snaps last night. It's somewhat cute, but I'm not really amused.

    So what has your horse figured out that you would have rather remained a mystery...?
    "Adulthood? You're playing with ponies. That is, like, every 9 year old girl's dream. Adulthood?? You're rocking the HELL out of grade 6, girl."

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    My blind horse can untie about any knot and open a stall latch without a clasp in it to keep it locked. Damn lips are like fingers!!
    I want a signature but I have nothing original to say except: "STHU and RIDE!!!

    Wonderful COTHER's I've met: belleellis, stefffic, snkstacres and janedoe726.

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    • #3
      Sam has found the "Call Button" for when he thinks I am taking too long to mix his grain.
      Stall door - which I have left unlatched to toss his hay in - goes slamming back & Huge Buckskin Head comes into the aisle to summon:
      Room Service!!!

      Kouma (pony) has discovered he can "sneak" into the aisle through his unlatched stall door, and if he walks very quietly he believes he is invisible.

      Both of them Limbo through the fenceline for the greener grass so have matching chunks missing from their manes.
      *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
      Steppin' Out 1988-2004
      Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
      Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015

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      • #4
        You know those metal, wall-mounted, collapsible saddle racks? My QH figured out the "collapsing" part. He thinks it's hilarious, especially if that loud banging noise as it hits the wall spooks other horses.

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        • #5
          One of the horses at our barn figured out if she banged on her door in just the right way, she could jiggle the latch open. (looks like this) She gets her stall tied shut now.
          The Trials and Jubilations of a Twenty-Something Re-rider
          Happy owner of Kieran the mostly-white-very-large-not-pony.

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          • #6
            Taking off his Rambo in the field without undoing or breaking any of the buckles.

            Unbuckling his halter from the gate and tearing around the field with it.

            Letting himself out.

            Letting other horses out.

            Getting into everything.
            "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep." - Harry Dresden

            Amy's Stuff - Rustic chic and country linens and decor
            Support my mom! She's gotta finance her retirement horse somehow.

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            • #7
              Managing to take off pull on bell boots with both cross ties attached properly!
              Or in the field without damaging them...

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              • #8
                My horse knows how to reach the chin strap of the halter he's wearing and chew it to a pulp. Don't ask me how. Thankfully he hasn't done it in awhile.

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                • #9
                  That she can grab the cord of the tank heater and throw it on the ground...

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                  • #10
                    Pony - undoing snaps while in the cross ties properly.
                    Supermodel - If she rubs her head on the kid they fly away from her and she can then put herself in her stall complete with locking the latch. If she pins her ears while being brushed I will always stop and ask her why she must be that difficult and then she will need to be bribed to allow me near her with the brush again. (Only pulls this trick with adults kids she's fine with.)
                    Adoring fan of A Fine Romance
                    Originally Posted by alicen:
                    What serious breeder would think that a horse at that performance level is push button? Even so, that's still a lot of buttons to push.

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                    • #11
                      E figured out that it is really funny to hold water in your mouth until someone walks past you and then spit it on them.
                      "My shopping list is getting long but I will add the marshmallows right below the napalm." -Weighaton

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                      • #12
                        LMAO

                        Originally posted by LearnToFly View Post
                        E figured out that it is really funny to hold water in your mouth until someone walks past you and then spit it on them.
                        Never known a horse to do that!
                        Adoring fan of A Fine Romance
                        Originally Posted by alicen:
                        What serious breeder would think that a horse at that performance level is push button? Even so, that's still a lot of buttons to push.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LearnToFly View Post
                          E figured out that it is really funny to hold water in your mouth until someone walks past you and then spit it on them.
                          We call that the elephant trick and most our horses do that very well.
                          Try being very short and get water poured down your neck from behind.

                          We had an old weak horse we got from a bad situation that needed extra attention, so we kept him in the end of the aisle, afraid he may go down in a stall.
                          When no one was looking, he would turn the people door round knob and let himself into the hay barn and eat right off the stack.

                          We kept it locked and the key hidden, afraid if he found the key he would unlock it.

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                          • #14
                            My senior citizen can break cross ties with no muss, no fuss, and the precise amount of backward force necessary. She expends no extra effort, and there is never a hair out of place.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ibex View Post
                              So what has your horse figured out that you would have rather remained a mystery...?
                              That if he drops his shoulder and ducks in a certain way, when I least expect it, that I go sailing off at Mach3.

                              Thankfully, it seems that as he has matured, he's lost his boyish sense of humor.

                              But now that I've said that out loud, he'll no doubt try it again. I've jinxed myself.
                              Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
                              Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
                              -Rudyard Kipling

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                              • #16
                                Strider knows how to:
                                Untie himself
                                Crawl underneath the stall guard (caught him on his front knees scooting out....)
                                Undo the chain to the gate, even when it's wrapped around itself a few times after being latched
                                Used to be able to open the bottom part of the dutch stall door in previous barn

                                Flutter and Matto:
                                Can undo the top half of new barn dutch door from inside- I swear Flutter taught Matto! Not cool in the winter time (or rather, VERY COOL.....:-(

                                Rio:
                                Unties himself, and if he can't figure it out fast enough, then breaks himself out of being tied. (Usually plays with it first for about 5 minutes.)
                                Standardbred Lover- owner of Studs Hooligan, aka Strider, ex- pacer, retrained for eventing and endurance
                                Strider-OTSTB-, Gus-OTTB-, and Rio-rescued QH!
                                Founder of the High Maintenance Horses Clique

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                                • #17
                                  Amongst other things, Pippin, all 37 devilish spotted furry inches of him, has discovered that the pain of running through the electric fence is worth it for the joyous freedom achieved.

                                  And Jasper, when he was stalled, had a jolly ball to keep him amused, until we discovered what a dead-eyed shot he was with it from the back depths of his stall when he nearly knocked someone out with it...

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                                  • #18
                                    My horse can do the limbo underneath the single-strand rubber stall guards. In about 1 second. Completely silently (barefoot). If I walk away from his stall without closing the stall door, by the time I get to the tack room (1 stall down), he's out in the aisle.
                                    RIP Victor... I'll miss you, you big galumph.

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                                    • #19
                                      Max likes squish his watermelon up and then toss his head up and down, spraying everyone within a 20 ft radius. He only does this when people are around, for the reaction I guess!

                                      He also can just TELL when I'm tired and will have a hard time making him go forward, and turns into the amazing pleasure horse loping along.
                                      "Look, I'm trying not to test the durability of the arena with my face!" (Because only GM can do that.)

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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by LearnToFly View Post
                                        E figured out that it is really funny to hold water in your mouth until someone walks past you and then spit it on them.
                                        My friend's horse used to do that too. He would look like he was trying not to giggle, with water dripping out the sides, before he dumped it on you and laughed his head off.

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