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  • Sign hanging in a barn...

    Because your skull isn't as thick
    as your parents think it is!"
    The inherent vice of Capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
    Winston Churchill

  • #2
    Hahahaha love it
    To be loved by a horse should fill us with awe, for we hath not deserved it.


    • #3
      Sign at one local barn:

      "Don't know if I found a rope or lost a horse."

      Sign at our local tax assessor's office from all places, scary:

      "I've lost my mind.
      I have gone looking for it.
      If it comes back before I find it,
      Please tell it to wait for me."


      • #4
        My favorite barn sign:

        "Unattended children will be sold into slavery."
        Visit Sonesta Farms website at www.sonestafarms.com or our FaceBook page at www.facebook.com/sonestafarms. Also showing & breeding Cavalier King Charles Spaniels.


        • #5
          My favorite barn sign:

          "Unattended children will be sold into slavery."
          LOVE IT!!! LOL


          • #6
            Sign in local tack shop.

            "Unattended children will be given a free kitten"
            "Looked bigger when I couldn't see him."~ Jayne Cobb


            • #7
              "Unattended children will be given caffeine and a free puppy."

              (saw that in a tack store but not sure I got the verbiage right. )
              Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
              Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
              -Rudyard Kipling


              • #8
                Originally posted by JSwan View Post
                "Unattended children will be given caffeine and a free puppy."

                (saw that in a tack store but not sure I got the verbiage right. )
                I saw that one at the vet clinic.

                This one at the bunkhouse:

                "Don't squat with yer spurs on."


                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sonesta View Post
                  My favorite barn sign:

                  "Unattended children will be sold into slavery."
                  lol we made one similar at a pet store where I worked as a teenager. "Children left unattended will be put into cages and auctioned off at the end of the night." ...it did not go over so well..
                  Owned by a Paint/TB and an OTTB.
                  RIP Scoutin' For Trouble ~ 2011 at 10
                  RIP Tasha's Last Tango ~ 2010 at ~23
                  RIP In Sha' Allah ~ 2009 too young at 5


                  • #10
                    Love this thread ~ more please ~

                    LOVE THIS THREAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    More please ~
                    Zu Zu Bailey " IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE ! "


                    • #11
                      My personal fave for property signs:

                      Trespassers will be shot...
                      Survivors will be shot again!

                      And the the barn:

                      If you're smoking, you better be on fire!


                      • #12
                        My equine vet had one in his clinic that I loved. It said, "I'd rather answer a stupid question than fix a stupid mistake."


                        • #13
                          My neighbor had a sign on his gates:

                          "Tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be prosecuted."

                          Always liked that one.
                          Airborne? Oh. Yes, he can take a joke. Once. After that, the joke's on you.


                          • #14
                            Sign above the mirrors in the women's restroom at a night club

                            "You're too good for him"

                            Sign above the mirrors in the men's restroom at the same club

                            "She's too good for you"
                            Yogurt - If you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera? Steven Colbert


                            • #15
                              Sign in my vet's office:

                              The veterinarian will be with you in a moment.


                              Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
                              Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
                              -Rudyard Kipling


                              • #16
                                One of my favorite T shirts:

                                ¡ǝsɹoɥ ʎɯ uo ʞɔɐq ǝɯ ʇnd & dn ǝɯ ʞɔıd ǝsɐǝןd 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
                                Life is hard. Buy a freaking helmet.
                                Originally posted by meupatdoes
                                Whatever, go gallop.


                                • #17
                                  "You might be a redneck if you look in your rearview mirror and all you see are dogs."
                                  "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder."


                                  • #18
                                    If my bank account was as big as my manure pile, I'd be rich
                                    *friend of bar.ka*RIP all my lovely boys, gone too soon:
                                    Steppin' Out 1988-2004
                                    Hey Vern! 1982-2009, Cash's Bay Threat 1994-2009
                                    Sam(Jaybee Altair) 1994-2015


                                    • #19
                                      Signs in a local (somewhat redneck-ish) bar:

                                      Please be kind to your bartender, even a toilet seat can only handle one a**hole at a time.

                                      This isn't Burger King. You don't get it your way. You get our way or you don't get the damn thing.

                                      Each of these signs are positioned on either side of a neon sign that is a hand flipping the bird. It's my favorite place for a cold beer after a hot day. It's also the bar that gained a little notoriety a few years back when Civil Rights groups went after them for placing a sign in the window that said "For service speak English". The bar owner has a sign in the window that he changes weekly, usually something politically-motivated to offend the senses of liberals (he's a hard-core conservative). When the bull hockey hit the fan over the speak English sign he left it up for the duration of the court cases (yes, charges were filed against him). Was quite the uproar in the small community. It's an interesting place to grab a beer and people-watch.

                                      Last edited by saddlebum122; Dec. 30, 2010, 07:08 PM. Reason: Add a link


                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by JSwan View Post
                                        "Unattended children will be given caffeine and a free puppy."

                                        (saw that in a tack store but not sure I got the verbiage right. )
                                        "Unattended children will be given a free kitten and an expresso."
                                        Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.