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  • How dedicated is the dirty grey horse?

    With 3 feet of clean fluffy snow you would think my horse would become progressively cleaner each time he rolls. But NooooOOooooo... he rolls in the snow. Then he hurries and runs back into the indoor with the fresh sparkly snow still on his back. And rolls in the sandy footing. Instant grit coating.

    You can't tell me he didn't think that through.

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    As the owner of a trio of grey mares, I feel your pain. It's in their DNA. Grey's simply must be pigs. And the whiter they are, the piggy-er they have to be.
    Aelfleah Farm, Scurry, Texas
    BLUE STAR Arabians and
    Arabian-influenced Sportponies
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    • #3
      Add paints to this as well. My tobiano (with big fields of white) can manage to get really really dirty whenever he wants. And to make it even more aggravating, his sorrel splotches are usually clean. Once must only get manure/pee/mud/grass/etc stains on your white splotches and your white mane...

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      • #4
        Having had many grey horses in the past, I totally understand and commiserate. If it will make you feel any better, I have 2 bay horses that do the same thing. One is a bit of a wimp in the brutal wind and snow and cold we are having so he'd just as soon stay 95% of the time in the turnout stall eating hay, whereas the other one is just the opposite. So much the opposite that he's literally having a meltdown when I shut him at night with only a 4" opening to his top dutch door. He's used to being out 24/7 but I hate to shovel 2' of snow out of his stall in the morning so he's relegated to the barn at night. It gives the ice cycles a chance to melt off his turnout!
        Sue

        I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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        • #5
          My previous horse was a grey that I called Pig Pen, after the character in Peanuts! He was always incredibly dirty...as soon as he went out anyplace, it was the same thing - stop-drop-and roll! My new horse is a chestnut...have had him since August. Have never once seen him lay down, much less roll!

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          • #6
            They are talented, aren't they? And dedicated to getting as dirty as possible.
            Cloudy has his neck rug and turnout on, but he can get manure on his ears and face (in a 24x12 stall cleaned daily) and dirt on his hocks and face from rolling in the pasture.
            And I wanted an 80-90% bay or black! 50/50 grey white and dirty all over. At least in cold weather, some parts of him are snowy white.......underneath his clothing.

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            • #7
              I don't own a grey horse anymore, just a yellow ochre one.
              We're spending our money on horses and bourbon. The rest we're just wasting.
              www.dleestudio.com

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SmartAlex View Post
                he rolls in the snow. Then he hurries and runs back into the indoor with the fresh sparkly snow still on his back. And rolls in the sandy footing. Instant grit coating.

                You can't tell me he didn't think that through.
                He did. He's trying to give you a chia-horse for Christmas.
                Delicious strawberry flavored death!

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                • #9
                  Maybe I'm jinxing myself, but so far my grey gelding is relatively clean in his person, although he trashes his stall. However, he does like to use a manure pillow and also likes to stand under the manure conveyor belt while it is in operation and catch any stray wisps of hay that come down, so his mane is often dirty. Knock on wood that he stays that way--he's still fairly dark and dappled.

                  The real pigpen is my dainty, goody-two-shoes 26 year old bay mare, although she hides it well. Her whole right side is usually covered in manure. She also hates baths and will roll immediately in manure afterwards.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by nevertoolate View Post
                    My previous horse was a grey that I called Pig Pen, after the character in Peanuts! He was always incredibly dirty...as soon as he went out anyplace, it was the same thing - stop-drop-and roll! My new horse is a chestnut...have had him since August. Have never once seen him lay down, much less roll!

                    I have a cstomer with a pinto ASB and I tol dher his nickname was Pigpen. He lies in his manure all the time and when he is out he just HAS to roll in every mud spot out there..
                    Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
                    Bernard M. Baruch

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                    • #11
                      NOt only does my mother's mare spend copious amounts grinding the various stages of earth into her coat, she absolutely resents having to stay clean. Before a horseshow, we of course scrub diligently then layer her in all manner of sheets and slinkies. She will actually pout in the corner of her stall, head down, ears back, super insulted that we had ruined her work.
                      ...don't sh** where you eat...

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by EponaRoan View Post
                        He did. He's trying to give you a chia-horse for Christmas.
                        Ahhh... Chia Horse. That would be better than one of those new Chia Obamas. That would also explain the hayseed stuck in his tail and all over his noggin. He told me he was worried he would be stranded in the snow pile and no one would notice his snowy whiteness. It's reverse camoflage for safety reasons

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                        • #13
                          My mare was a piebald when I bought her. Sadly her Daddy's grey genes took over. Her idea of heaven is to poo in her bed, then lie in it.

                          She likes to stand out in the rain & get soaked, then she rolls in the sand. Then she decides that, after all, she doesn't like how that feels so she puts on a major bolting, bucking, "let's play bullfight" show.

                          As to greys -- I think deep down inside, their instinct tells them that being as showy as "white" is like having a blazing neon arrow hanging over their heads, telling any evil predators "Here Be Dinner", so they do everything they can to Not Be White.

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                          • #14
                            Thanks, JeanM!

                            I'm going with your theory that grey horses are so smart that they camouflage themselves to protect against predators.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by cloudyandcallie View Post
                              Thanks, JeanM!

                              I'm going with your theory that grey horses are so smart that they camouflage themselves to protect against predators.
                              Can we add palominos to the mix? My sister has a little palomino QH mare whose goal in life is to become bay. When we clean her up she looks gorgeous- fully dappled with 2 socks and a blaze. When she's turned out, or inside, she turns a nasty orange-ish color, complete with poop stains. I've seen her in her stall- her idea of fun is to walk around in the poop until it's evenly spread, then to push some of it up in a pile, and then lie down with her head on the pile like a pillow. Her forelock turned brown a couple of times
                              Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

                              http://showertimecontemplations.blogspot.com/

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                              • #16
                                I have a gray pony(even worse!!!) haha and he likes to have a poop pillow, and when out in the paddock will manage to get his forehead covered in dirt!! He also manages to get tons of dirt under his blanket! I dont know how.. grays are truly talented at getting dirt!
                                If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question or asked the question wrong.

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                                • #17
                                  I've got two greys, though the dark one (Murphy's Law) keeps himself rather clean. His half-brother however (now a flea-bitten grey) seems to pride himself on grass and manure stains. He's alway lying down. Luckily both are leased out though the white boy is blanketed anyways (cheating lessee )

                                  I definitely second adding palominos and paints to the mix though: until losing him this September, we had a Palomino Paint. His drug of choice were the manure piles in the pasture. Come winter, when everyone ELSE was clean and sparkly, he would be covered in muck (think: oh the pleasures of it blowing back into your face as you curried it out, dry, later), derived from laying in the muck piles to keep warm. Oy.

                                  Luckily my main Thoroughbred boy, who is a dark bay however, is blanketed over the winter for his own individual reasons. When he's not, he gets that sparkly look in his eye that always makes me shudder because the minute I let him go, he is going to go roll and make himself as dirty as possible. Revenge, it seems, for blanketing him (which he hates, unless I happen to catch him the rare time blanketless and shivering if the weather takes a sudden turn for the worse from +10 or 20C the day prior... *sigh* don't like the weather in Alberta, just wait minute - then he appreciates the blanket, but that's about the only time).

                                  Of course, everyone else, from bays to chestnuts, all maintain pretty good cleanliness. Only because they do not have to
                                  ....horses should be trained in such a way that they not only love their riders, but look forward to the time they are with them.
                                  ~ Xenophon, 350 B.C.

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                                  • #18
                                    In the early 90s I had the absolute pleasure of working in a barn with one of the most famous grey sporthorses in the world.

                                    From what I could tell (I was not in charge of his care), he was downright calculating in his fevered attempts to become a manure green Appy within seconds of receiving baths. As in, pooping and grinding his bum into the fresh steaming "paint pile" before anyone could do anything about it.

                                    He was so beloved, however, that we just chalked it up to his overall talent, adding "artist" to his repertoire in addition to "world class athlete." Well, maybe his groom didn't exactly "chalk it up."

                                    As you can tell by my SN, I've been a fiend for greys my whole life. My last one was awesomely fastidious and clean, which was a total pleasure.

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