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  • #81
    Ha! You are mistaken my friends! I am here to annilate this thread for I am thee thread killer woman! *scary music sounds*

    Jewels ~Sorry no more margarita's, I have cow tipping practise at four, and I need to be ready.
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    • #82
      MUHAAAAa
      It will die sooon...


      Its not gravity that hurts, its the earth's aceleration upwards at 9.8 m/s. Gravity is an illusion, lunch time doubly so
      Es de mi

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      • #83
        Didn't you all pay attention?

        I cannot express to you all enough...I am the MASTER threadkiller.

        If you would have just listened to me a few days ago, we wouldn't have to be dealing with this today...

        Now the thread may die in peace!

        ~Blue

        Momma always said,"Honey, you ain't a real cowgirl 'till you fall off 'least 10 times."
        ~Blue

        Momma always said,\"Honey, you ain\'t a real cowgirl \'till you fall off \'least 10 times.\"

        Proud member of the: \"Re-Rider\'s\" Clique and the Sunniflax Clique

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        • #84
          Wow...this could go on for awhile - but it's a win/win for all of us! We each either get the satisfaction of being titled "Master Thread Killer Extraordinaire", or we get the warm fuzzies because others are responding to our posts!

          If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've
          never tried before.
          If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've never tried before.

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          • #85
            Well, I just killed another thread..."if it weren't for this board i'd still be..."
            How many threads does it take to stop this madwoman from killing them!!!!
            Innocent threads, they didn't do anything to anyone.

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            • #86
              Ah-hah. I am an invisable poster! It just came to me after reading these last few pages. I do not post often, but most times when I do NO ONE RECOGNIZES ME. Only exception....the New Englander's. ( Thanks guys)
              Whew. I just thought that they didn't like me.

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              • #87
                Umm..looks like I may be the winner here.


                Proved myself right. I am not only invisable, but I AM A THREAD KILLER!

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                • #88
                  There are certain active threads right now that I'd like to kill.

                  ~~Every year the senseless slaughtering of millions just for their hides. Poor little Nagas.~~

                  "I admitted to myself and to god that I am powerless over COTHBB" - anonymous.
                  Stoneybrook Farm Afton TN

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                  • #89
                    Yeah, but those are the ones that wont die until put to sleep by Erin, or until the next exciting thing comes along. For example: someone innocently asking for opinions on a horse that everyone else thinks is too expensive, too TB, too far away (i.e. in Europe- ohmylord why would you go there when you can get one here? Don't you want to buy American, you traitor?), too whatever, or: someone asking about gag bits or side reins, someone complaining about a spoiled kid, rude boarder, drug-happy trainer, blah blah blah.

                    I think I just killed a thread about eq horses. I like to geek out about stuff more than others do, I guess. Or maybe I'm just a sad and lonely grad student on a day when it's too cold and icky out to ride....

                    You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that wont change its shape. Jets to Brazil
                    You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that won't change its shape. Jets to Brazil

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                    • #90
                      okay kids, move over and let a real professional take over. this is the end of this thread. period. if you look over my illustrious career, you will notice that i have killed more threads than a singer sewing machine.
                      i wanted to wait until now, since it was fun reading all your posts, but sadly, it's gonna come to its inevitable end.
                      www.judyreenesinger.com

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                      • #91
                        did any one notice the monopoly i had on this one for a long while? It will be mine.


                        Its not gravity that hurts, its the earth's aceleration upwards at 9.8 m/s. Gravity is an illusion, lunch time doubly so
                        Es de mi

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                        • #92
                          OOOOH-KAYYYYY!

                          All Together Now!

                          (to the tune of "I'm a Girl Watcher")

                          "I'm a thread killer...

                          "I'm a thread killer...

                          "Now the thread will DIE!

                          "NYAH, NYAH, NYAH!"

                          WheeeeeeHeeeheeeheeheeeeheeehee!

                          Founder and president of the No-Legged Rider Clique
                          NNBB!!!!
                          Snap Dragon's mom.

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                          • #93
                            Not!!!!!!!!!

                            I am the only member of this BB that is authorized to kill this thread.

                            Now leave me alone and let me do my job!

                            ~Blue

                            Momma always said,"Honey, you ain't a real cowgirl 'till you fall off 'least 10 times."
                            ~Blue

                            Momma always said,\"Honey, you ain\'t a real cowgirl \'till you fall off \'least 10 times.\"

                            Proud member of the: \"Re-Rider\'s\" Clique and the Sunniflax Clique

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                            • #94
                              I like it when I kill the threads that I initially started. That always gives me a feeling of completion.

                              Good thing I don't have low self esteem or I'd be swinging from the rafters by now.

                              ~~Every year the senseless slaughtering of millions just for their hides. Poor little Nagas.~~

                              "I admitted to myself and to god that I am powerless over COTHBB" - anonymous.
                              Stoneybrook Farm Afton TN

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                              • #95
                                I think Tidy Rabbit wins, da**it! Good Job, TR! You are the MASTER!

                                If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've
                                never tried before.
                                If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you've never tried before.

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                                • #96
                                  Ok I give in. I have to join, and most likely provide a peaceful death to this thread. I'm mostly a lurker, because every time I post, I seem to kill the thread -- and that puts an abrupt end to the entertainment of lurking soooooo.... To end the vicious cycle and keep threads alive for one and all, I rarely post I figure it's my contribution to society and all those avoiding whatever they should be doing <g> However, this thread seemed the perfect place to demonstrate my skills To kill the thread killer post would be the highlight of my posting career! Please let me have this honour, and allow this thread its rightful death

                                  If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!
                                  www.equestrianwebdesigns.com
                                  Never regret something that once made you smile.

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                                  • #97
                                    This one isn't dieing untill I say so...

                                    Its not gravity that hurts, its the earth's aceleration upwards at 9.8 m/s^2. Gravity is an illusion, lunch time doubly so
                                    Es de mi

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                                    • #98
                                      Raising my hand.....Yup, I think I fit the bill of an invisible poster. I seem to have the same problem that tcgelec has. When I post about something that I really need help with - like the dog that needs a home asap - or if I sit down and type out a long, carefully thought out hear felt reply to someone's post, I either kill the thread, or it's like I never existed. Now, if I post about "what is your horse's favorite treat?" then of course I get replies, lol. I don't care though, I have met some great people on this BB, and have learned a lot :-) Besides, I think to be part of th epopular poster clique, you have to start a lot of flame wars, and I really don't like to post anything that I wouldn't be willing to say face to face.

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                                      • #99
                                        Hmmm...I think we need to become masters of the one-liner. We are all, quite obviously, too good at writing long-winded things that no one bothers to read through, and thus they all miss our astonishing brilliance and wit.

                                        Shoot, I feel like writing a lot more on this subject, but if I actually kill this thread, I might suffer some sort of decline.

                                        You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that wont change its shape. Jets to Brazil
                                        You can take a line and say it isn't straight- but that won't change its shape. Jets to Brazil

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                                        • The Invisible Thread Killer here...

                                          Puts sunglasses on, if I can see you you can't see me (Im now invisible..Right??)... 'scuse me while I kill this thread

                                          Thank you, all done!!

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                                          "Keep one leg on one side, the other leg on the other side, and your mind in the middle" -Henry Taylor
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