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Tell me your clever and punny Horse Names

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  • Tell me your clever and punny Horse Names

    I know there have been posts in the past and I would love to be directed to them as well. I'm looking for some punny and cleaver play-on-words type of horse names that are either currently in use, or that you know of/have though of on your own for marketing purposes of horse products.

    Here are some that I know of:

    In use:
    Hoof Hearted
    Ice Melted
    Tommy Haflinger

    My own:
    Bitney Spurs

    Others I've heard more on the fun side:
    Eye Candy
    Chunky Monkey

    What are some other fun names that you know of?
    ~Christina~ Keur-Wood Stables
    Breeders of Dutch and Swedish Warmbloods
    Standing approved Buckskin Swedish Warmblood Stallion, CATAPULT

  • #2
    'in the nude'
    ie; 'so and so riding in the nude'


    • #3
      I saw "Weebiscuit" a while ago for a small pony, and thought it was adorable.


      • #4
        "Lifeguard on duty"

        someone riding Lifegurad on duty!!


        • #5
          There's a pony farm near me that uses "bunny" in all the show names.

          Examples: Somebunny Famous, One for the Bunny, Cinnabunny, No Bunny Like Me, etc. It's so cute and they come up with some really clever ones!
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          • #6
            Oh oh, and in Jilly Coopers Riders.. the commentator got the horses name, wrong and said "so and so on The John" (instead of just 'John') That cracked me up...


            • #7
              I had a Leopard Appy stallion whose show name was "Chock Full of Nuts".
              "Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc"


              • #8
                At the last horse show there was a horse named "A Harley". Took a while for us to figure that one out until we heard the announcement they were on course.
                "Those who know the least often know it the loudest."


                • #9
                  I think my favorite was a rather unfortunate-looking horse aptly named "Spare Parts"


                  • #10
                    I wanted to name my put-together-by-committee OTTB "Beer Goggles," but unfortunately he's not the type of horse with a sense of humor, and I just couldn't do it in the end.

                    My favorite ever was a horse from back in my teen years. A woman showed him in the AO Jumpers and he "squeaked" over every fence (kind of a squeal-ish noise). His show name was Squeaky Clean.

                    And I'm trying really hard not to name my Holsteiner colt, Charley, "Up Chuck."
                    Flying F Sport Horses
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                    • #11
                      I have a saddlebred in my barn named "Talk Derby To Me."
                      Every man has a right to his opinion, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts.
                      Bernard M. Baruch


                      • #12
                        From a long time ago, a large spotted pony named "Little Hot Spot".


                        • #13
                          There's an opinionated mare at my barn whose show name is No Bucking Way. Cracks me up every time I hear the announcer. (:
                          "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SarahandSam View Post
                            There's an opinionated mare at my barn whose show name is No Bucking Way. Cracks me up every time I hear the announcer. (:
                            I think I know this horse! A jumper, right? Shows at Batavia? (I think, It may have been a different horse)


                            • #15
                              Hmm, the best one I can recall was a horse named "Buck Buck Goose"


                              • #16
                                Two that stick in my mind.... Both for appaloosas

                                Dot Com

                                An App For That


                                • #17
                                  I named my favorite homebred TB filly "Like A Rockstar." I imagine that will be fun to hear riding into a ring someday.
                                  "And now," cried Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"


                                  • #18
                                    UK turned German eventer horse 'Justin Thyme"


                                    • Original Poster

                                      I'm laughing my head off at some of these suggestions, thank you so much!
                                      ~Christina~ Keur-Wood Stables
                                      Breeders of Dutch and Swedish Warmbloods
                                      Standing approved Buckskin Swedish Warmblood Stallion, CATAPULT


                                      • #20
                                        we used to have a mare named "Under the Influence"....

                                        "so-and-so riding under the influence"

                                        & for clever, we have a retired jumper named "Hooked on Onyx"

                                        Best name I've heard & wished I thought of it first - "Plan B"
                                        "I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth it?”