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  • Bambi Hit Man Wanted

    It's not deer hunting season yet...but it's getting dangerous out here lately. The deer are popping out everywhere. Try and have a nice canter/gallop and "Bang!" Here's Bambi's retarded brother jumping out in front of you...with the required spooking and drama follow.

    Lots of depressed and suicidal deer along the road, seems like a bumper crop (no pun intended) this year.

    Much as I hate the hassle/worry of riding during hunting season (blaze orange is your friend), I won't mind the herd being culled this year.
    "Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc"

  • #2
    I like the company of a good trail riding dog who will clear the path ahead of you of idiot deer.
    I tolerate all kinds of animal idiosyncrasies.
    I've found that I don't tolerate people idiosyncrasies as well. - Casey09

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    • #3
      My horse has coped suprisingly well with suprise Bambi Bombings, but I can't say the same for my apple orchard and other landscaping. We have petitioned several non-hunting neighbors with lifetime tags to come out of retirement and help us cull our herd. I'm tying little bells with ribbon on the Does I want taken out, dusted, snuffed... take your pick of terminology. They gotta go! I don't even like venison, but I'll be happy to smoke some jerky, and if all goes well, I'll have hundreds of pounds of it to give away as Christmas presents.

      I can't WAIT to see some deer carcasses hanging in my trees.

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      • #4
        You need a gelding like my Petey, he seems to think that all deer (of either gender) are odd looking mares and any time one shows up even unannounced he gets all perky and starts nickering to them, "Heyyyy there little lady."

        You can almost see him suck in his gut and flex, LOL!
        You jump in the saddle,
        Hold onto the bridle!
        Jump in the line!
        ...Belefonte

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Trakehner View Post
          "Bang!" Here's Bambi's retarded brother jumping out in front of you
          you owe me a computer screen, I spewed coffee on mine!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MistyBlue View Post
            You need a gelding like my Petey, he seems to think that all deer (of either gender) are odd looking mares and any time one shows up even unannounced he gets all perky and starts nickering to them, "Heyyyy there little lady."

            You can almost see him suck in his gut and flex, LOL!
            That's hilarious! I can just picture it...
            I want a signature but I have nothing original to say except: "STHU and RIDE!!!

            Wonderful COTHER's I've met: belleellis, stefffic, snkstacres and janedoe726.

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            • #7
              I’m SO with you on that one…. I have been riding trainer’s 3 y.o. homebred filly, since my horse is still on the DL.

              “What would you like me to work on with her?” I ask innocently enough.

              “Steering, turning, staying on….” Warning bells at that last item, but what the heck.. ”I would love for her to do some trail rides” says trainer.

              So one afternoon a couple of weekends ago, we hack for a while in the indoor (no outside ring, per se, if you want enclosure you need to stay inside) and miss filly seems fairly relaxed so I decide to take her for a walk down the lane to the outside riding area. She snorts and looks a little, but stays fairly relaxed.

              We get to the riding field and start walking around the perimeter when… you guessed it – Bambi wakes from his or her beauty nap in the hedgerow and goes crashing through the brush for several seconds. Miss filly has an attack of the vapors, spins, crouches, tries to bolt…. I manage to stay on but DAMN I hate when that happens!!!

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              • #8
                silly arktos, deer are CARNIVOROUS! Haven't you heard?
                I tolerate all kinds of animal idiosyncrasies.
                I've found that I don't tolerate people idiosyncrasies as well. - Casey09

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                • #9
                  True Story. Looked out my window at the back of the pasture one day in mid October looking for my horse. There he was-nose to nose with a couple of deer through the fence. It being hunting season, Hizzhonor was wearing his blaze orange horse vest. Of course the deer were gone by the time I got the camera out and got back to the pasture.
                  But what a great advertising picture it would have made-as he was the poster pony for those blaze orange horse vests..
                  the NOT!! Spoiled!! Arabian Protectavest poster pony lives on in my heart

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MistyBlue View Post
                    You need a gelding like my Petey, he seems to think that all deer (of either gender) are odd looking mares and any time one shows up even unannounced he gets all perky and starts nickering to them, "Heyyyy there little lady."

                    You can almost see him suck in his gut and flex, LOL!
                    I'm currently laughing hysterically!!! Worst part is that I can picture it too.....as my horse does that when he sees his reflection!

                    Addition: We used to live in the mid hudson valley of NY, beautiful area but Deer central! Our friends have a big yard and have invisible fencing for the dogs, the deer have figured out where the fencing line is so they walk & graze 2 feet outside of the line. Dogs have gotten shocked MANY of times!
                    "The horse you get off f is not the same horse you got on. It is your job as a rider to ensure that as often as possible, the change is for the better" - unknown author

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                    • #11
                      funny, archery season started here last Saturday, so of course Friday night I saw the big buck, Elvis (actual sightings are rare) strolling across the road. I believe the look he gave me was "screw you, you can't shoot me tonight and this is the last time you will see me until spring"... As a hunter friend of mine says, "they don't get that big by being stupid."

                      Saturday though, two doe broke out of the creek below the fence line (and the jump I was approaching) just as my horse decided to be a fire breathing dragon and I was insiting on you.WILL.add.that.last.step. He did. Sure did jump it a lot like bambi though (SPROING!!!) and I rode it like I was out of a 150 year lithograph.

                      But other than that explosion which sounded like it was under his feet and the sproinging effect he is pretty good about not spooking. Because their paddock is near the creek I think they get a lot of unexpected visitors popping in and out of their paddock. Good for the 3 year old at least, not that he isn't still taking full advantage of any half good reason to SPOOK!!!
                      Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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                      • #12
                        Ugh, there is no hunting permitted in our neighborhood per POA policies, but there should be! Our neighbors feed them, so there are no fewer than a dozen deer in the yard next door every. single. evening. The regular diners include some really big boys, several 12-pointers. At this point, the horses couldn't care less about the deer unless they invade the paddock/pasture... in which case the horses, taking cues from the dog, actually chase the deer. But driving... I can't count the number of times I've had to stop for a whole parade of them. Since some people mistake our road for a speedway, we get dead ones, too. There was a dead fawn in my ditch just a couple weeks ago, complemented by an array of dented and destroyed bumper parts.
                        "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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                        • #13
                          Deer are so prevalent in our area that I gave a bow hunter permission to hunt on my property. I'd rather Bucky or Jane go home strapped over the hunters truck than dead on the side of the road. Notice that I've called the male, Bucky, and the female, Jane (as in Jane Doe). A few yrs ago I was saying how Bucky, Jane and the kids come out every evening and watch me ride and a friend couldn't figure out who I was talking about!

                          I told him he could literally sit in my indoor and shoot them in my back pasture. He actually decided to try a camouflage at the end of my outdoor and later decided to put up a deer stand just outside the back pasture.

                          I'm about ready to ask him to see if he'd come and be a hit man for Fred Fox and his friends that are making life miserable for my dog. Also Freddy stinks. I think he pees right along with my one horse as that part of the sacrifice paddock where my horse has always peed is really smelling rank and then some. The only problem is that I'm only seeing Fred early in the morning when I'm going out to feed at 6:30AM or at the 10 PM night check. I hate to ask him to come that early in the morning and I don't think the 10 PM time is good either.
                          Sue

                          I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

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                          • #14
                            Between my sister's place and mine we have a herd of about 20, including at least two bucks. Some of them come and watch when we ride in the ring. When we ride in the filed, they sometimes scatter, and sometimes just move a few yards.

                            One day twin fawns jumped up right under my 5yo's feet, and all he did was hesitate for half a second.

                            Our properties are both strictly "NO HUNTING", and that isn't going to change.
                            Last edited by Janet; Sep. 13, 2010, 04:19 PM.
                            Janet

                            chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).

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                            • #15
                              Why I had to give up on using electric fence around my pasture that backs to 100's of acres of "forever wild"...deer busting fence into the pasture, horses strolling out to visit neighbors. Why with all that acreage do the deer need to come in and eat my little pasture?

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                              • #16
                                Soon we're going to have Elk in this state. Lots of 'em.

                                You think deer are bad? Just wait until an Elk decides to plow through your fence.
                                Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
                                Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
                                -Rudyard Kipling

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                                • #17
                                  Elk. They were imported into Eastern KY and they used to be at a state park near where I lived. Neat to look at but deadly to run into.

                                  I came home a different way tonight and came around a corner and there was a doe in the middle of the road taking her sweet time leaving - rolled down the window and yelled at her and then started telling my daughter about how deer have their little ranges and I needed to be on the lookout because I had a pretty good idea where they were going to jump out on the other road . . . around the bend and here is Mr Buck standing there in the middle of the road not moving at all - I'm getting ready to dive off the road and DD is yelling "horns, horns!", he moved and I decided much slower was a good idea.
                                  Courageous Weenie Eventer Wannabe
                                  Incredible Invisible

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