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  • This is really creepy

    In my opinion, this is pretty creepy stuff. What is your opinion of the wording in this "employment" ad ?

    Live in Riding Companion/Business Secretary

    I can offer a very good living arrangement on an 80 acre horse farm for the right woman. Winters here are more like a New England springtime, it does get very hot sometimes but my farm is just 6 miles from the beach. You must be honest and trustworthy, a faithful Christian, slender and energetic enough to go horseback riding regularly year round, educated and smart enough to enjoy intelligent conversation. If you also have office working skills and are willing to help out with my small business the free living arrangement could elevate to a paid employment.An entrepreneurial woman could start her own horseback riding and childrens/beginners lessons business here if she likes. Please only apply if you are totally single and unattached.
    "Friend" me !


  • #2
    Sounds like his wish list for a live in girlfriend.


    Patience and Consistency are Your Friends


    • #3

      old man that viagra no longer works for so he can only have intelligent conversation (or he has been paralized)?
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      • #4
        I found the original ad, which was removed and had a bit more information on it about the job and place. It just looks like a not-so-subtle personals ad. Probably a quid-pro-quo arrangement which, would likely involve sex or a relationship, depending on what the actual motive of the ad placer is. There are many women who would go for an arrangement like that but I suspect it probably doesn't work anyway since it's been up for a while.
        Thus do we growl that our big toes have, at this moment, been thrown up from below!


        • #5
          Everybody back away from MY man.
          "Aye God, Woodrow..."


          • #6
            Originally posted by Long Spot View Post
            Everybody back away from MY man.
            Yeah, a giggle for me today!!!!!!

            What if he's really rich and good looking?

            Well the Horse and Hound has an advert in the back of the magazine for a company called infidelities. They offer a discreet and professional service no matter what your situation.

            Guess they run mostly a cash business considering that name on a credit card reciept or a check leaves nothing to the imagination.

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            • #7

              That whole "slim" part...

              Too bad.
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              • #8
                lol... he only said "SLIM ENOUGH" to go horseback riding. Heck I think that just means your butt has to fit in a saddle...or if you go it bareback, that you're light enough for a horse to carry you! lmao Those chubby draft horses are comfy bareback- he better be careful what he wishes for!!!! lol

                ...it would be tempting if it wasn't so creepy... lol


                • #9
                  Everybody back away from MY man.

                  I bet the ad was removed because he got hundreds of responses
                  Humans don’t mind duress, in fact they thrive on it. What they mind is not feeling necessary. –Sebastian Junger


                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Equilibrium View Post
                    What if he's really rich and good looking?
                    Then he's definitely into somthing weird!


                    • #11
                      If a man is straight, rides, has horse property, and is so bereft of, er, social opportunities that he has to write an ad like that, there's a REASON WHY. Closet full of human heads. Really weird religious hangups. Really really uptight. Strange sexual habits. Etc.

                      There is ALWAYS a reason.
                      I tolerate all kinds of animal idiosyncrasies.
                      I've found that I don't tolerate people idiosyncrasies as well. - Casey09


                      • #12
                        'Christian" + 'live in' + 'only if totally single and unattached'?

                        Um, I am a Christian - and I wouldn't want to have to stand in front of Jesus Christ and explain that ad! Live in farm help, OK. 'you must consent to be my live in girlfriend sight unseen', nnoooooo......
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                        • #13
                          Why assume that it's written by a he? Could be a she!


                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Steif View Post
                            Why assume that it's written by a he? Could be a she!
                            Photo of the advertiser, posted with ad."
                            Thus do we growl that our big toes have, at this moment, been thrown up from below!


                            • #15
                              I love how his hands are showing to let us know not married! duh.

                              Also, where is the cross around his neck?

                              Hey, its a lonely world out there, and if you work hard, and then come home and play hard, it isn't that easy to meet a person of interest.

                              But, the ad does sound creepy, half personal ad/half employment ad. So, its confusing, and I would bet he is too...wants it, doesn't want it, etc
                              save lives...spay/neuter/geld


                              • #16
                                I would eat my hat if the poster of this ad were female. Sorry, not buying, Steif. ;-)
                                I tolerate all kinds of animal idiosyncrasies.
                                I've found that I don't tolerate people idiosyncrasies as well. - Casey09


                                • #17
                                  Oh dear.

                                  I think he needs a mail order bride.
                                  Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
                                  Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
                                  -Rudyard Kipling


                                  • #18
                                    I’ll bet he’s got raging halitosis and/or crotch crickets, he picks his nose, has dirty fingernails and a comb-over and suffers from a red, scaly skin rash all over his body. A treat, to be sure!


                                    • #19
                                      Originally posted by JSwan View Post
                                      Oh dear.

                                      I think he needs a mail order bride.
                                      Or an inflatable one.
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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by GoodyTwo View Post
                                        I’ll bet he’s got raging halitosis and/or crotch crickets, he picks his nose, has dirty fingernails and a comb-over and suffers from a red, scaly skin rash all over his body. A treat, to be sure!
                                        Oh! My!! Crotch Crickets!!!
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