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  • #21
    Originally posted by GoodyTwo View Post
    I’ll bet he’s got raging halitosis and/or crotch crickets, he picks his nose, has dirty fingernails and a comb-over and suffers from a red, scaly skin rash all over his body. A treat, to be sure!

    I'm soooo glad that I'm married, the visual might be enough to never let me date again!
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    • #22
      Is that Pat Parelli's brother?

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      • #23
        Originally posted by Shine View Post
        Is that Pat Parelli's brother?
        You owe me a new keyboard ...
        "One person's cowboy is another person's blooming idiot" -- katarine

        Spay and neuter. Please.

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        • #24
          and I wouldn't want to have to stand in front of Jesus Christ and explain that ad!
          Why not? Jesus had not a single problem with real love- he and Mary Magdaelene lived and travelled together and according to the unpurged texts prior to King James.

          You might not want to explain it to your current church deacon or preist, who are considerably less liberal and forgiving than Jesus is reported to have been.

          However, the ad...I really thought it was a personal ad. There's been a similar one in our regional horse mag over the last year- but that guy was up front about looking for a business and LIFE partner...and you didn't have to be a Xtian, only slim...
          "The Threat of Internet Ignorance: ... we are witnessing the rise of an age of equestrian disinformation, one where a trusting public can graze on nonsense packaged to look like fact."-LRG-AF

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          • #25
            It looks like the ad was removed. Who here accepted his offer?
            exploring the relationship between horse and human

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            • #26
              I have been having a crappy week but this thread has given me a good laugh!

              Can't say I would sign up for it myself but hey...whatever floats your boat I say.

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              • #27
                Can't say I would sign up for it myself but hey...whatever floats your boat I say.
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                ditto. Bet there's lots of horse-crazy women out there who would love to sign up for such a deal, and as long as they are adult and aware of what they are getting into, more power to them.

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                • #28
                  Originally posted by GoodyTwo View Post
                  I’ll bet he’s got raging halitosis and/or crotch crickets, he picks his nose, has dirty fingernails and a comb-over and suffers from a red, scaly skin rash all over his body. A treat, to be sure!
                  Ugh, I wish I was less visual. The imagery... I'm completely grossed out but LMAO.
                  "I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten." - Winnie the Pooh

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                  • #29
                    Originally posted by CosMonster View Post
                    It looks like the ad was removed. Who here accepted his offer?
                    The ad is on several different classifieds sites but with the same text. Some have pics and a bit more information and others have the text quoted here with nothing more.
                    Thus do we growl that our big toes have, at this moment, been thrown up from below!

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by Mozart View Post
                      I have been having a crappy week but this thread has given me a good laugh!

                      Can't say I would sign up for it myself but hey...whatever floats your boat I say.
                      Oh dear, it's only Monday. Hope it gets better!
                      "My shopping list is getting long but I will add the marshmallows right below the napalm." -Weighaton

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                      • #31
                        Mmmmm...If I weren't already with my real-life cowboy, I'd go for it! Half kidding. If I were single and in not so good straights, naive and maybe a little on the no-self-preservation side (and a romantic who reads too many books with half-dressed damsels on the cover), it doesn't sound all that creepy. Strange, maybe awkward cowboy type whose mama left the ranch after he was born and has never been around people of the more delicate type.

                        I'm disqualified anyways by the whole Xtian thing. Not that I dance nekkid under the moon or anything, but yanno.

                        As it is though, I'm sucker for those sexy mustaches. I think Sam Elliot's mustache is dreamy, so big and fluffy and I swear it has a soul. I like to call mustaches like that a "moose tash" and sigh wistfully...
                        COTH's official mini-donk enabler

                        "I am all for reaching out, but in some situations it needs to be done with a rolled up news paper." Alagirl

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                        • #32
                          Originally posted by LexInVA View Post
                          The ad is on several different classifieds sites but with the same text. Some have pics and a bit more information and others have the text quoted here with nothing more.
                          Uh... you're following this as a PSA, right?

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                          • #33
                            "Crotch crickets" ... OMG. That might be the single best phrase I've seen in the nine years I've been on COTH.

                            I can't wait to use that in casual conversation!

                            As for the ad: Sounds like a personal ad, and the red flags went up upon reading it. That's all I've got.
                            Full-time bargain hunter.

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                            • #34
                              Originally posted by LexInVA View Post
                              The ad is on several different classifieds sites but with the same text. Some have pics and a bit more information and others have the text quoted here with nothing more.
                              Oh, googling only brought me the Y&G ad, which it says is no longer there. I wanted to see pictures.
                              exploring the relationship between horse and human

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                              • #35
                                Hey, I have a few single friends that should write to this guy! LOL! For a horse farm, they may be able to forgive a little bad breath (don't know about crotch crickets though!) LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                Concordia means "Harmony" in Latin.
                                Full Time Dressage Addict

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                                • #36
                                  Originally posted by LexInVA View Post
                                  The ad is on several different classifieds sites but with the same text. Some have pics and a bit more information and others have the text quoted here with nothing more.
                                  Originally posted by Shine View Post
                                  Uh... you're following this as a PSA, right?
                                  Lex, fess up. Did you place the ad? You seem to be in the know.

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                                  • #37
                                    Originally posted by TheJenners View Post
                                    I'm disqualified anyways by the whole Xtian thing. Not that I dance nekkid under the moon or anything, but yanno.
                                    LOL, this is awesome and pretty well describes my religious leanings perfectly

                                    The ad in question is creeeee-peeee and does make me wonder what hapless young thing will fall for it. If any. Someone from COTH should totally go undercover, take the position and report back, using various spy technologies such as helmet cams and shoe phones.
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                                    • #38
                                      Originally posted by CosMonster View Post
                                      Oh, googling only brought me the Y&G ad, which it says is no longer there. I wanted to see pictures.
                                      There are two ads, both from the same person but one is filled out more, while the second is just what was posted here.

                                      Here is one.

                                      Here is the other.
                                      Thus do we growl that our big toes have, at this moment, been thrown up from below!

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                                      • #39
                                        I have to wonder- how many bodies are in that piece of farm equipment in the background?

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                                        • #40
                                          OMG . Definately creepy. Seems like a mail order type of thing. Would not trust pic or what is in the ad. Person could be mentally deranged and looking for unsuspecting young girls.

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