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  • #21
    A friend has a great story about a young horse flat out in his stall. It was an early morning for her because she was on her way to a show. Horse is stretched out in the stall when she starts feeding. Horse is stretched out after his food is in his bucket.
    Fifteen minutes later horse is still in the same position, so she cancels going to show and makes an emergency to the vet. Back to the barn, horse has still not moved. She start pacing the barn aisle, worried sick about horse. Finally, she opens the dutch door to let in some light. Horse raises his head and says "Good morning, what a wonderful sleep."

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    • #22
      I couldn't find a lesson horse once because he was flat out in the dark back of the stall, couldn't see him at all, and another trainer's place had a boarder horse that napped every day - they made him a hay pile and that is where he would sleep without fail.
      The funniest one was the horse that was stretched out in his stall, dead to the world, and then he started to twitch all over, just like a dreaming dog, galloping in his sleep. Actually I suppose it could have been a seizure but it certainly didn't look like one, just exactly like a dog chasing a rabbit in a dream.
      Courageous Weenie Eventer Wannabe
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      • #23
        I remember my darling Little Mare, who is now wearing angel wings, doing that to me one day. Early spring, and she and her pasturemate were turned out together. Ma was grazing quietly, and Goldie....flat out on the green turf, not moving. The sound of my truck, me calling her name - I truly believed that she had just lain down and *poof*. I started running toward her paddock, certain that she was gone, and then suddenly she lifted her head with an inquiring expression. Turns out the wind was blowing toward me and carried away the sound of my truck and my voice.
        I DID laugh in relief about that one! Silly bugger!!!!!
        Dee
        Founder of the I LOFF my worrywart TB clique!
        Official member of the "I Sing Silly Songs to My Animals!" Clique
        http://wilddiamondintherough.blogspot.ca/

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        • #24
          I had 3 people stop to tell me about my dead donkey after I had euth'd him and we were waiting for the renderer to come. it was too hotto cover him with a tarp- had to finally park a car in front of him so no one could see him.... the funniest one was when one of the geldings was peeing once, and someone stopped to tell me the guts were hanging out of my horse....

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          • #25
            I used to board an elderly retiree who would sleep flat on his side with his mouth open, tongue out, teeth showing. He was 32. People stopped fairly regularly and were sure he was dead. And for good reason...he really did look pretty darn dead!

            Once he fell asleep in about 12" of snow with his legs folded neatly under him and put his nose straight down in the snow. A passing Niagara Mohawk truck frantically looked up our phone # and called saying they thought he "fell in a hole". Of course next to him was my TB mare in snow not quite reaching her knees. Maybe they thought we had a grave already dug for the old guy??

            But seriously....I have people ask me all the time about horses lying down. Apparently people don't realize they do this!

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            • #26
              It really is nice that people notice and care.

              But I did have one neighbor call me up one sunny spring morning to ask me if Jasper was OK, as he was flat out on his side, and Lucky was standing right next to him.

              I was 40 miles away in my office. She was standing by my fence.

              She's a horse-person.

              I asked her to go give him a prod and let me know.

              She was a little embarassed.

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              • #27
                I have a mare who does this. Problem is that she's ancient, so every time I see her lying flat out I have heart failure.
                "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay."
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                • #28
                  The Other Half was born bred and buttered in New York City, then Long Island. Now here he is in the wilds of NE PA on a farm, and we have some 'Green Acres' moments.

                  Rain, my second youngest, was flat in the paddock. He saw her, called her name. Nothing. Called her again, went into the paddock. Nothing. Walked up to her, saying her name, nothing. Now, he's a New Yorker, so he looks at her *chest* to see if she is breathing, sees nothing and freaks. Touched her. She squealed and leaped to her feet in shock, he screeched and hurled himself backwards in shock.

                  I think they had the same feeling, there. :-)
                  Eileen
                  http://themaresnest.us

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                  • #29
                    Originally posted by Mia412 View Post
                    My TB stretches out and naps every day around 1 PM, inside or out. Doesn't even care if he's at a show or at home, it's his sleep time. Heaven forbid I want to ride him anywhere around that time!

                    In the first warm days of spring, our non-horsey neighbor teases us about the "massacre" on our farm. All the boys love to bask in the sun, especially if there is warm mud to lay in.
                    The napping hour for mine and her half siblings is around 11am. Somewhere there are pictures of the owner of one half-sibling, a gelding, braiding him while he was napping. Then went out and took 3rd in a Horse Trial.
                    Also my TWH gelding loves to take dead-horse sun baths
                    "Never do anything that you have to explain twice to the paramedics."
                    Courtesy my cousin Tim

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by Luckydonkey View Post
                      .... the funniest one was when one of the geldings was peeing once, and someone stopped to tell me the guts were hanging out of my horse....
                      OMG! That's HILARIOUS!!!

                      Kim
                      I loff my Quarter horse clique

                      I kill threads dead!

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                      • #31
                        I have one that groans when going down so that I know it will be full dead-horse postion in about 3 minutes. This mare either sleeps tidely with all of her legs tucked under her or flat out, head back, legs out straight - the groan is her indication as to which she is going to do. And does she hit the ground when she is doing "dead horse" with a thud - like someone has just dropped her.

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                        • #32
                          Originally posted by EiRide View Post
                          The Other Half was born bred and buttered in New York City, then Long Island. Now here he is in the wilds of NE PA on a farm, and we have some 'Green Acres' moments.

                          Rain, my second youngest, was flat in the paddock. He saw her, called her name. Nothing. Called her again, went into the paddock. Nothing. Walked up to her, saying her name, nothing. Now, he's a New Yorker, so he looks at her *chest* to see if she is breathing, sees nothing and freaks. Touched her. She squealed and leaped to her feet in shock, he screeched and hurled himself backwards in shock.

                          I think they had the same feeling, there. :-)
                          *snork* I can just see that.
                          Courageous Weenie Eventer Wannabe
                          Incredible Invisible

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                          • #33
                            Originally posted by danceronice View Post
                            My brother leased a horse in Florida who was the master of these sort of things. He would sack out in the pasture, flat on his side, and they'd get at least one car stopping every few weeks to tell them about the 'dead' horse in their pasture. I'm not so sure he was always sleeping, though--sometimes he'd see you coming and lie down flat on his side. "I'm dead. Go away."
                            Awesome. I can see a horse saying that, total deadpan (pun not intended)

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                            • #34
                              My horse inspired that comment from our VET! She pulled up in the driveway and came in and said "whose horse died in the front pasture?" It was in joking though. But Pi has been known to have more than one person go running to him screaming to make sure he is alive. The biggest problem is - other than being a paint and ALWAYS lying flat out, and being a sleeper who will sleep several hours a day - is that he's also deaf and blind on one side. And for some reason he likes to sleep with that side up. So you can yell at him all you want - he's not going to hear you!

                              He's also a very slow waker:
                              http://www.youtube.com/gentlespirith.../2/EcZtevoCKrI
                              If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
                              ~ Maya Angelou

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                              • #35
                                I give you the master of appearing dead, Trever, complete with pictures and video of him moooooooaning. lol.

                                Alas, T-rev is now somewhere in Montana frightening Montannans? Montanaites?
                                Michael: Seems the people who burned me want me for a job.
                                Sam: A job? Does it pay?
                                Michael: Nah, it's more of a "we'll kill you if you don't do it" type of thing.
                                Sam: Oh. I've never liked those.

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                                • #36
                                  Originally posted by danceronice View Post
                                  My brother leased a horse in Florida who was the master of these sort of things. He would sack out in the pasture, flat on his side, and they'd get at least one car stopping every few weeks to tell them about the 'dead' horse in their pasture. I'm not so sure he was always sleeping, though--sometimes he'd see you coming and lie down flat on his side. "I'm dead. Go away."
                                  What an amazingly smart horse!

                                  I have never gotten the "dead horse" thing, but I did get a couple of comments from commuters that passed my farm about my big Percheron mare. Her paddock fronted on the road, and she used to like to sit and watch the traffic. And I do mean sit; she would literally go down to roll, roll, then get halfway up with front legs straightened and sit and watch the cars go by. Apparently, the kids on the school buses that passed really got a kick out of it.
                                  In loving memory of Laura Jahnke.
                                  A life lived by example, done too soon.
                                  www.caringbridge.org/page/laurajahnke/

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                                  • #37
                                    Some of you need a sign on the fence :

                                    This horse is NOT Dead. Please do not disturb his (or my) beauty sleep
                                    I am not so cruel as to leave a dead horse out in the pasture. But apparently I am so cruel to have blinded all my horses, so that a new neighbour simply had to go and remove all their fly masks so they could see. That stopped when I made her put one on herself, thankfully. We both chuckled.
                                    "The Threat of Internet Ignorance: ... we are witnessing the rise of an age of equestrian disinformation, one where a trusting public can graze on nonsense packaged to look like fact."-LRG-AF

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                                    • #38
                                      My barn is next to the highway and animal control comes out every 6 months due to reports of starving horses with nothing to eat.

                                      There isn't really any grass as there are too many horses outside but there are 300 bales of hay inside and lots of grain.

                                      Usually animal control shows up, and someone treks out with them to poke the jiggly sides of a fat horse.

                                      Once we did have animal control demand that we sprinkle bales of hay in the field so the horses could stand on that and not mud. Ummm not for $6 a bale.
                                      http://weanieeventer.blogspot.com/

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                                      • #39
                                        I've had the local police come into the barn and tell me I have a dead horse because they've turned on their sirens and the horse hasn't moved. Just Rusty taking a nap again... Don't ever try to ride him between 1 and 3 in the afternoons!

                                        And I've had people wondering why I put blindfolds on all my horses...

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                                        • #40
                                          OH yes, I've had the authorities visit me for not feeding my starving horses and making them live in a pasture on a hill instead of a completely level flat place. Yes actual complaints from nasty neighbours! The first complaint was dealt with when the humane officer couldn't find ribs on my air fern adn commended me on not foundering the horse by turning it loose on the lush spring grass. The second complaint was foxed when the nieghbour was allwoed to tour the pasture and saw that if they'd only choose to stay in the runout shed, they'd have a level place to stand, but apparently they preferred the grassy hillside!

                                          Best was all those people who used to complain about the "poor pmu horses in manitoba" who didn't get turned out in wintertime. Obviously those people
                                          were never there on a cold minus 30 February morning when we turned them out only to have them knocking on the barn door 2 minutes later, to be let in before we could even clean their stalls!
                                          "The Threat of Internet Ignorance: ... we are witnessing the rise of an age of equestrian disinformation, one where a trusting public can graze on nonsense packaged to look like fact."-LRG-AF

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