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  • #41
    32 pages on the bread thread! A treat to re-live


    • #42
      Don't forget to bring crayons!! I can't remember. Did we ever really get an ending to that one?


      • #43
        Some important omissions from the menu:

        Veggie: carrot sticks (aka those "natural horsemanship" sticks you train your horse with)

        Main course: babies, served in many different ways (see this thread in the favourites:
        The best of the Chronicle Forums, collected here for your enjoyment.

        You never know what kind of obsessive compulsive crazy person you are until another person imitates your behaviour at a three-day. --Gry2Yng


        • #44
          Originally posted by rockonxox View Post
          32 pages about bread!? While hilarious, I only made it 3 pages in. I can't imagine not bringing (or at the very least, offering) something along with me to someone else's place if they're being courteous enough to feed me!


          • #45
            Hmmm. Sour grapes over small potatoes with butter that wouldn't melt in your mouth?


            • #46
              Baby Quiche and Baby Carrots


              • #47
       honor of the pool-crashing guest.
                My hopeful road to the 2021 RRP TB Makeover:


                • #48
                  A big purse from Aunt Esther.
                  And "what about the gold fish!"

                  I note that no train wreck has included: champaign, caviar or filet mignon. Just saying.


                  • Original Poster

                    Amendments: to be hosted by Aunt Esther, crayons for placement colouring, baby carrot sticks. And how have we overlooked the gluten-free element, which is closely tied to the “is it polite to bring bread to a dinner party” question?

                    Frost Bite Falls


                    • #50
                      I know it's rude to dictate the menu but I'll bring some Troll House cookies, kay?


                      • Original Poster

                        Troll House Cookies for the win!
                        Frost Bite Falls


                        • #52
                          I'm quite sure that Hunter Princesses have been said to taste like chicken.
                          F O.B
                          Resident racing historian ~~~ Re-riders Clique
                          Founder of the Mighty Thoroughbred Clique


                          • #53
                            Was it here, or on TOB where every Christmas a certain poster would write an epic angry rant about FedEx and her delivery of three types of Caviar? Her anger was spectacular!
                            All of us are crazy, just some of us get caught.


                            • #54


                              • Original Poster

                                SWatson, annual festive train wrecks featuring three kinds of caviar?! Please, please find us the link.
                                Frost Bite Falls


                                • #56
                                  I'll try!
                                  All of us are crazy, just some of us get caught.


                                  • #57
                                    Dang, must not be here and over on that other forum you listed (no idea what the acronym stands for). However, we do have some posts about Fed Ex and Caviar at Christmas... is that a thing? Who knew.


                                    • #58
                                      LOL! TOB = The Other Board - a while back there was a BB called The Manure Pile (TMP) and it was referenced over here as TOB. I'm guessing that is where it was - but the member (like most others) was also a member here - just cannot recall her name! I spent hours one day searching for this - stupid me LOL! It was always such a funny annual event!
                                      All of us are crazy, just some of us get caught.


                                      • #59
                                        Okay for attire to the dinner party you all have to help me out. There was this thread I think in the dressage forum. Story line...... she goes to dressage at Devon. Sees a famous french brand ball cap. Falls in love with it but doesn't buy it. Boy friend goes online and buys it for her for valentines day. She gets gift hat, hates it because it is not like she seen at Devon, it looks like a truckers cap. So any one remember the trucker cap train wreck thread. So if someone can remember that thread help me out and I nominate trucker hats to the list of attire.
                                        Just like our eyes, our hearts have a way of adjusting to the dark.--Adam Stanley


                                        • #60
                                          Originally posted by Hulk View Post
                                          Okay for attire to the dinner party you all have to help me out. There was this thread I think in the dressage forum. Story line...... she goes to dressage at Devon. Sees a famous french brand ball cap. Falls in love with it but doesn't buy it. Boy friend goes online and buys it for her for valentines day. She gets gift hat, hates it because it is not like she seen at Devon, it looks like a truckers cap. So any one remember the trucker cap train wreck thread. So if someone can remember that thread help me out and I nominate trucker hats to the list of attire.

                                          Your wish is my command I accept guac, wine....
                                          "He's not even a good pathological liar." Mara

                                          "You're just a very desperate troll, and not even a good one. You're like middle-school troll at best. Like a goblin, not even a troll." et_fig