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how 2 pu.t the fun b.ack in horse showing

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  • how 2 pu.t the fun b.ack in horse showing

    bar.ka here

    how 2 pu.t the fun b.ack in horse showing

    1) fire trainer
    2) get new trai.ner
    3) leave new trai.ner at barn
    4) go 2 shows alone
    5) no 1 at in ga.te to gr.ipe about what u alr.eady know.
    6) have fri.end set jumps for wa.rm up
    7) smi.le

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    You better watch your back barka. If people take your advice the trainers might be out to get you. :-)
    They will all be in the poor house as they will no longer be able to charge exhorbitant show fees.

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      #3
      bar.ka here

      trainer mafia alr.eady out 4 me cause i teach grand prixs for frees

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      • #4
        trainer mafia???? I'm worried....
        Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

        http://showertimecontemplations.blogspot.com/

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          #5
          bar.ka here


          u not know tra.iner mafia?

          u must open eye.s to see what it is

          u cross tra.iner mafia
          u not get ur horses sold
          u not do well in jud.ged classes like hunters and eq
          it terri.ble thing to cross them
          they make u pay

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          • #6
            lear.n ho.w to. wri.te li.ke a NORMAL PERSON. kthanks bye.

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              #7
              bar.ka here

              crab.apple
              u got nutt'n nice to say, u keep it 2 urself ummmk?

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              • #8
                Bar.ka, I love you! You come to Kansas & I'll keep the trainer mafia off your back. As long as you teach me to do Grand Prix. Maybe DD's short stirrup mare can do it, too. At a trot!
                A proud friend of bar.ka.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ApplesLilJumper1 View Post
                  lear.n ho.w to. wri.te li.ke a NORMAL PERSON. kthanks bye.

                  Maybe barka's not a "normal person" or maybe, just maybe it's all just in fun? Gotta love barka! :-)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by barka.lounger View Post
                    bar.ka here

                    trainer mafia alr.eady out 4 me cause i teach grand prixs for frees
                    u teach my so.fa 4 frees plz.

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                      Originally posted by Hunter Mom View Post
                      As long as you teach me to do Grand Prix. Maybe DD's short stirrup mare can do it, too. At a trot!
                      bar.ka here


                      hun.ter mum u must start with 1 who has som.e talent. i not hel.en. kell.er merical work.er.

                      u come to ne.xt show i go 2 and i put u up on big horse. start u going round meter 1.20 class at trot first. by end of wee.k 2 we get u in grands prixs.

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                      • #12
                        My horsie can do the 1.2 m jumpers no problem. Can I just point him at the jump and hang on?
                        A proud friend of bar.ka.

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                          bar.ka here

                          hunt.er mum

                          u need 2 change user name to

                          mum with gigantic bolas

                          u got rite id.ea we see how u do

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                          • #14
                            I got good way pu.t fun b.ack in showing- walk course with beer. Spe.cially be.fore grand prixs sponsored by budweiser. Try drink while warming up and when cooling out too. I see cool people do it. Watchu think bar.ka?

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                              bar.ka here

                              oh no. bar.ka do not think boo.ze and horsies mix, unless when cleaning said hor.sies stall. then 1 require what is known as a "barn pour"

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                              • #16
                                Thank you Bar.Ka. I will tell small child she must wait to do GP. Maybe next year. I will put extra stick-um on my gloves to help hold the mane so I can do GP on my horsie. Will that help?
                                A proud friend of bar.ka.

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                                • #17
                                  laff so hard i peas on seff

                                  Go barka!!!
                                  Blog: The Continuing Adventures of an (ahem) Mature Re-Rider without a Trust Fund...but, finally, A Farm of Her Own!!

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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by barka.lounger View Post
                                    bar.ka here

                                    crab.apple
                                    u got nutt'n nice to say, u keep it 2 urself ummmk?
                                    Words to live by.
                                    Donald Trump - proven liar, cheat, traitor and sexual predator! Hillary Clinton won in 2016, but we have all lost.

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                                    • #19
                                      I think you're on to something barka.
                                      One show idea, everyone at in gate listens to the same advice on a head set
                                      i.e. keep your horse balanced straight rhythmical

                                      followed by a motivational message from Depak Chopra

                                      finished with a slug of cold water a slick boot polish and a big thumbs up.

                                      fun show minus unfun horse trainer.

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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by Wanderluster View Post
                                        I think you're on to something barka.
                                        One show idea, everyone at in gate listens to the same advice on a head set
                                        i.e. keep your horse balanced straight rhythmical

                                        followed by a motivational message from Depak Chopra

                                        finished with a slug of cold water a slick boot polish and a big thumbs up.

                                        fun show minus unfun horse trainer.
                                        That could be enough to get me riding the hunters again.
                                        Donald Trump - proven liar, cheat, traitor and sexual predator! Hillary Clinton won in 2016, but we have all lost.

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