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Tell Me: What all can go wrong at a show?

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    These are, indeed, great stories!

    These 2 in particular strike a chord with me:

    The "Attack of the Sand Fleas" saga and:

    Commercial hauler loaded and shipped all the horses 5 hours to a big A show, I get there and find out they shipped the WRONG PONY. Instead of the great packer, I got the green stopper.
    I mean, these 2 just smack of bad luck... Of which I had my fair share while showing.

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    • Also I do remember reading one poster's story on a thread a while ago who said they once jumped a pony in the schooling ring! If my memory serves me right she said she was a few strides out from an oxer and a pony kid darted in front of the landing and froze, so the (smart!) little pony ducked between the rails of the jump! I cant say I have a story that dramatic, but I did jump someones border collie in schooling when it ran under the rails of the oxer as i was about to take off. Gosh that was scary, I was just thinking oh jesus please dont let us land on that dog! (Luckily we missed it, the only damage was to my mare who remained a bit skeptical that the fences werent alive and going to eat her for the rest of the day )
      Last edited by Kristen; Jul. 19, 2007, 01:46 AM. Reason: spelling

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      • Hmmmm...let's see.

        1. I was in the 5-county show showing my crazy morgan. I was in saddleseat classes, and was doing a versatlitiy class. It was my last year of showing there so I wanted to go out with a bang. Well I did. My horse was a total angel in the english pleasure, western pleasure, and the flat work of the hunter. The jumps were supposed to be crossrails set at 2', they changed their mind and did straight across. He jumped like a rabbit, and I caught air. He scooted to catch me, and we did the next jump. That isn't the embarassing part, the embarrasing part is like, OMG the dog is having puppies, and my mom holds up a just born puppy covered with afterbirth for everyone to see. It is like that is NOT my mother.

        2. This was just last month. I was helping a friend with her kids and their ponies. I made sure the kids had all their stuff packed up and ready to go. We got to the show and I got ready for my senior class. Um. No britches. GREAT. Than we decied to do the in-hand trail class. MY trainer was the judge in the trail class. I took the horse through the obstacles, and she was great. Until it came to the big horrible evil bridge. We started on it, and she hear the sound of her hooves. She knocked me off the bridge, and landed on my foot. It hurt so bad that I couldn't even breathe or speak. I didn't break anything and TG I had boots on.

        Nothing bad lately.
        Always learning about life and horses.

        Best part about horses...Is they are always there for you and keep you grounded.

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        • Trainer Lady has 3 small sons (God help her, especially when they all get to be teenagers). The Number One Son, at age 7, was starting to show his pony in cross-rails one summer. Picture a hot summer day, local beginner level show, no stalls; the best of tempers will wear thin. Trainer Lady has multiple students in the event. And Number One Son is a bit of a Drama Queen who can always push her buttons.

          The class has already been going on for hours, seemingly, and Trainer Lady is warming up a group of her students including Number One Son. Number One Son begins to whine that his paddock boots are too tight. Trainer Lady is caught between Mom-mode and Trainer Lady-mode. As Mom, she would like to take him out and kill him by now, but as Trainer Lady she really doesn't want to present that image to clients and fellow trainers. She tries reasoning with him. 7 year olds are not particularly reasonable beings. It does not matter that it is a hot day, so everything feels tight. It does not matter that he schooled in those boots yesterday and they were fine then. It does not matter that it is not possible that he took a huge growth spurt and outgrew the boots last night. He continues to whine.

          Thankfully, another barn mom had the sense to ask what size boots he takes. She gets the answer, polls the rest of the barn kids, finds a little girl who wears a half-size bigger, grabs the boots off that kid's feet, and runs them down to Trainer Lady. Trainer Lady doesn't even let Number One Son dismount; just strips the boots off him as he sits.

          And discovers that they are indeed too tight and are hurting his feet.

          Because they are Number Two Son's boots. And Number Two Son is only 5 years old.

          Mom-mode kicks back in and an interesting discussion ensues as to how Number Two Son's boots got into Number One Son's show bag. Number One Son's answers are all variations of "I dunno". Trainer Lady shoves the borrowed boots on Number One Son's feet and sends him into the ring for his rounds.

          Afterwards, Number One Son had the good sense to stay as far away as possible from her for the rest of that day. But I'll bet it was a fun ride home in the truck that night!
          Incredible Invisible

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          • I'm sure it's been said, but just in case....

            horsie could jump out of the ring. That's what I'm worried about for this weekend's show....Biltmore's fences aren't exactly tall!!

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            • When my daughter was younger, we had an plain bay TB for several show seasons. I remember one particular local show that we attended where we were sitting in the indoor watching others go when a loose, plain bay horse galloped in and ran around the arena. A woman in front of us jumped up and screamed, "That's my horse" and proceeded to run down the stairs and into the arena to collect her horse. Everyone was helping her collect the horse and get him out of the arena and quieted down. We quietly exited the arena and waited outside the main door for her to bring our horse out. I am not sure anyone ever knew who the plain bay horse who disrupted the show really was.

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              • Originally posted by E D View Post
                I am not sure anyone ever knew who the plain bay horse who disrupted the show really was.
                I had the opposite situation one time. I had the brilliant idea to turn out a horse on the first day at a show where I knew just about everybody. He proceeded to jump out of the paddock. Over the 4'6" gate. From the trot, no less. Then he ran all around the show grounds with me in hot pursuit.

                Fortunately, he was not hurt. Unfortunately, he was a giant red bay with a bald face and four high stockings. So for the rest of the week, everyone said to me, "Oh, that's the horse that was loose the other day! You finally caught him!"

                Bad horsie.

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                • This is just rambling, but was funny at the time...

                  Many years ago there was a nice show gelding by the famous QH race sire Go Man Go. Gelding was named Go Bouncy Go. He was being shown by his amateur owner at a fairly large show, when he disappeared from his stall. Show manager, a lady with a sense of humor, started referring to him as "Gone Bouncy Gone". Turns out a hauler took the wrong horse and Go Bouncy Go was found in the next state.
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                  • Originally posted by shmeg<33 View Post

                    horsie could jump out of the ring. That's what I'm worried about for this weekend's show....Biltmore's fences aren't exactly tall!!
                    we have an adult at our barn that did this up at Thunderbird...

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                    • Originally posted by MHM View Post
                      I had the opposite situation one time. I had the brilliant idea to turn out a horse on the first day at a show where I knew just about everybody. He proceeded to jump out of the paddock. Over the 4'6" gate. From the trot, no less. Then he ran all around the show grounds with me in hot pursuit.

                      Fortunately, he was not hurt. Unfortunately, he was a giant red bay with a bald face and four high stockings. So for the rest of the week, everyone said to me, "Oh, that's the horse that was loose the other day! You finally caught him!"

                      Bad horsie.
                      I showed up at Ox Ridge last year for their big show, the show gates were all closed, had to wait, gate person was telling me how there was a loose horse, referred to her as some kids "crazy mare"!! AS I got closer I see my daughter flying down the show grounds in a golf cart? Hmm odd, who does she know with a golf cart, I go and park, and find out! It's my daughters crazy mare! She broke off her halter while being braided, she was being held, but had to be let go because she just went bonkers!!!! The entire show halted for only about 5 - 10 minutes! Only good thing, mare got her wackyness out and did really well in the child hunters!!!

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                      • Knowing your sick, going in the division anyway because d**m if being sick is going to keep you from showing, making it through 2 1/2 classes and having to stop and throw up over the rail.

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                        • Originally posted by E D View Post
                          When my daughter was younger, we had an plain bay TB for several show seasons. I remember one particular local show that we attended where we were sitting in the indoor watching others go when a loose, plain bay horse galloped in and ran around the arena. A woman in front of us jumped up and screamed, "That's my horse" and proceeded to run down the stairs and into the arena to collect her horse. Everyone was helping her collect the horse and get him out of the arena and quieted down. We quietly exited the arena and waited outside the main door for her to bring our horse out. I am not sure anyone ever knew who the plain bay horse who disrupted the show really was.
                          good one
                          Originally posted by barka.lounger
                          u get big old crop and bust that nags ass the next time it even slow down.

                          we see u in gp ring in no time.

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                          • Skrgirl: Oh God. that would be horrible.
                            "The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go." -Red Hot Chili Peppers

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                            • Mistakes? I've made a few...

                              ...but I did it my-y-y-y-y-y-y way.

                              1) Go to horse trials, where you will be camping for the weekend. Manage to pack only one pair of socks and no underwear.

                              2). Put your underwear on sideways, have custom-boots that once on cannot be removed until the end of the day, and not notice sideways underwear til mid-morning. Eventually cut underwear off.

                              3) Last morning of last show of year. Rip pull-loop and half of lining out of above-mentioned boot while attempting to pull it on. End up pulling on boot with one boot pull and a pair of pliers.

                              4) 1st show of the year. 1st class of the 1st day. New ride on another client's horse. 2nd to last line. Get tossed into fence. Land straddling it. Be thankful this is a low hunter class, as you are not particularly tall. Listen to yet another client yell to trainer to get in and give you a leg up as everyone knows you can't get on from the ground. End up climbing back on jump to use as mounting block as trainer is apparently disowning you for this round and not coming in to help.

                              5) Schooling round at a horse trials, riding a stopper. Get thrown into an oxer. End up hanging upside down from the back rail by the knees, facing the direction from whence you came. Helmet grazes the dirt. Lower self gingerly from "monkey bars." Wish this is captured on video.

                              6) Dismount horse in front of trainer you are in lust with. Manage to rack self on stirrup iron. Drive home alone with an ice bag between your legs.

                              And that's all I can remember for now. There are more. I'm an adventure- magnet.
                              Last edited by rivenoak; Jul. 24, 2007, 04:41 AM.
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