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  • #61
    This one is not nearly as bad as many, but I had to share.

    Go to a show with green-as-grass-sale-pony(GGSP)to do the "beginner rider" (aka crossrails) classes with GGSP for "experience" and "exposure." This is GGSP's second show. Proceed to kick butt and take reserve champion of division, even though GGSP hasn't got lead changes and displays a VERY cute *ahem* attitude. Beat kids on much better behaved ponies because, well, it's eq. Trainer of said kids on better behaved ponies complains, loudly, while you are holding GGSP 5 feet away, to everyone who will listen (gate-person, kids on ponies, parents, my boyfriend, etc) about how her ponies were better (True) and how on earth did THAT pony win (also a good question). Proceeds to complain to judge.
    Next show rolls around. Take GGSP in beginner schooling hunters, where we have the same judge, same gate-person, and same trainer with kids on better behaved ponies and horses. Get our butts kicked by nicer, more experienced hunter horses. Trainer shoots daggers and gloats visibly.
    One week later, find out that said trainer is the one I've been recommended to ride with, and whose contact information I've been trying to find all summer! WHOOPS.

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    • #62
      I've got a few,

      Local halter class, I'm standing (at this point and time I'm rather young) Another pony kicks me, in the thigh. Wow, that day blew, seeing as I kept going...

      This same show, years later, going around on a extremely lovely pleasure horse. Said pleasure horse was in heat and I had been playing with her mouth. She stops dead on the rail and proceeds to NOT move, while I'm asking her nicely at first, then start thumping on her with spurs on, ends of reins, only thing said mare does, is shoot backwards....

      Worst was the being the local entertainment in the jumper class... UGH, this was completely entirely my fault. But we came up to a one stride, where, I didn't have enough leg (I was having a VERY off day, still no excuse but ya know) My old event horse, was finally not packing my behind around cause it was my third show on him and he had NO reason to, it was the end of the season, well horse parks, and kind of dives off to the side to avoid running into the oxer. I proceed to flip over his head and to a handstand against the very wide, white, jump standard and end up under said jump standard, while one of the girls who was doing jump crew grabbed Tigger, and came over in hysterics, wishing she'd had a camera while she was trying to ask me if I am AOK, which I was, seeing her laughing actually made the fall worth while.

      Last but not least, small schooling show at the barn, I was on the talented sale pony who only dumps me in fences when needed. So I came over a large fence in the scurry jumper and on landing manage to roll my ankle in the stirrup... Well I try to keep going until I realize just how badly that hurt, so I stop. Poor little pony was SO confused, I felt bad.. But, later in the day I got on a new horse for me to ride so I had lots to ride, the ankle was better-ish?

      I'm sure there are more, but, I'll leave some for other people.
      ~I've Found Freedom On The Back Of My Horse~
      ~As Horses Lend Us The Wings We Lack~
      ~They Provide Comfort When Needed~
      ~And They Teach Life Lessons Through Small Accomplishments~

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      • #63
        Okay here are my show stories of what can go wrong.

        So you have a huge trailer with 9 horses in it (the huge trailers), and then you get a flat tire and loose a hub cap on the highway. So we pull off the highway onto the shoulder by a grassy patch. The temp. is spiking around 90degrees so the horses are sweating as they stand in the trailer. Meanwhile, other trailer of ours continues to go to the show with the horses and riders in that trailer. Meanwhile, we need to unload all 9 horses (most are imports and 2 were babies) on the side of the road b/c too much weight with horses in trailer to change tire. Thankfully, policeman comes and helps protect our horses and the traffic. Now, other trailer arrives at show and realizes most of their tack is in the trailer broken down. Meanwhile, we are still holding huge warmbloods and babies on the side of the highway. By this time, people are pulling off the highway to see if we need help. Have you ever seen non-horsey people around horses? DISASTROUS! Thankfully, police is still there and tells them everything is under control. So alright, we finally get tire taken care of, horses back on trailer, and on our way to the show. Not even 10 min. later, new horse (first time we ever hauled it and owners insisted it had no trailering problems) begins to scramble in the stall on the wall. We slow down and try to get atleast a little farther before we need to pull off again and change things around. (We are still on the highway don't forget). So we continue and not even 5 min. later the horse is scrambling so bad we have no choice but to pull over and try to switch him into a stall w/o a wall. Once again, we need to take horses off the trailer and switch them around.

        Finally get to the show and of course we missed all schooling, etc so kids jump on horses and go into the ring to show. Thankfully, all turned out well.
        Experienced riders are not prone to brag. And usually newcomers, if they start out being boastful, end up modest. -C.J.J. Mullen

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          #64
          OH MY GOD, you are all so awesome! These are hysterical! Thanks for sharing. I'm not sure how many of these anecdotes will end up being used... or in what final form they may take... but I think it's also just fun to read these and share a moment of memorable misery with each other.

          Keep 'em coming!

          P.S. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who's dealt with food poisoning at horse shows. And people wonder why I got gun shy about eating from the concession stand...

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          • #65
            The worst show had to have been the one where the trainer and I left Houston for OKC at 6 one morning with 4 horses. Once we got into Oklahoma we got run off the road with the horse trailer loaded down with equipment. After recovering from that we went to the show and started to unpack. As we unpacked somehow both of our purses were stolen out of the truck so we were left with no cell phones, ID, credit cards, cash etc in a city neither of us had ever been to. We got a relative of mine to come into town and give us some money sometime the next day to hold us over until we could get a credit card. Later in the week I fell off in a Level 1 jumper class and to top off the week as we loaded up the trailer to go home monday morning when no one was around we discovered we had a flat tire with one lugnut that didnt fit our tools. During the time we were trying to fix the tire one of our horses let himself out of his stall and proceeded to wander out of the barns. After tracking down a maintence man from the fair grounds we were finally able to get on the road.

            Other things going wrong include getting bucked off a pony at the biggest show of the year, other riders from the barn leaving in ambulances and road trips to shows taking twice as long as expected.

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            • #66
              OK, how's this for a fresh story... this happened to me today.

              In my adult equitation o/fences class, we had a super course with a bunch of tricky stuff near the beginning. I nailed the first jump, pulled off a wicked inside turn that nobody else in the class attempted, nailed the second jump, beautiful rollback, perfect halt (at which point I hear spectators saying "so slick! that was perfect! she's going to win this!", perfect trot fence, and then...

              The same horse who had been threatening to leave out strides in the lines all day all of a sudden didn't quite make it down the line after the beautiful soft trot fence. After chipping to the out, I proceeded to miss a lead. Nice one! I don't normally believe in things like jinxes, but man!! Needless to say, I didn't win. If only there had been an award for "you did the hard stuff great, too bad you became a bonehead after that".

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              • #67
                Putting in 2 good o/f rounds and winning both, doing a great hack only to have the judge walk up to you and tell you that you left your martingale on, but you would have won otherwise. OOPS!

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                • #68
                  Once an OTTB, always an OTTB-------even 20 years later.

                  Outside ring, various trainers schooling for the next morning's local unrated show. Someone with a trailer parked right beside the far end of the ring finished schooling and obviously planned to trailer home for the night, then trailer back in the morning to show. Horsie wouldn't load. Don't blame him; I wouldn't have loaded for these folks either. They turned it into a 3-ring circus: shouting, waving arms, lunge line around his butt, cracking the lunge whip.

                  Our trainer was there with a pack of kids, mostly up-downers on schoolies who were doing cross-rails classes. Well, one bombproof old gelding absolutely lost it. He suddenly remembered that 20 years ago, when he was a young whippersnapper, he'd been a racehorse. And he reached back and found that inner OTTB and headed for the races. Dumped the poor up-downer, of course. Stayed in the schooling ring, but it took a few minutes to catch him. Trainer couldn't do anything about him herself as she was in a knee brace, and none of the barn adults there at the time were riders (I had not started re-riding yet either). She grabbed the biggest, strongest boarder kid who had come to help, and told her to get on and stay on until he came to his senses.

                  Took a good half an hour before the teen could get him to hack calmly down into the far end of the ring again.

                  The crazy people finally shoved their horse into the trailer and drove off; never even acknowledged the results of their hullaballoo. I don't remember whether the lesson kid ever got back on the schoolie that night, although I do recall that all was well the next day. But watching old Dobbin turn back into a snorting, high-strung TB for that one hour was quite an experince.
                  Incredible Invisible

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Merry View Post
                    P.S. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who's dealt with food poisoning at horse shows. And people wonder why I got gun shy about eating from the concession stand...
                    On that note....I was at a horse show this year and ordered some soup from the concession stand on the first day. The lady handed me the bowl, and I said, "could you warm it up for me?"....she STICKS HER FINGER IN IT to see how warm it was. I politely said nevermind, you can keep the soup. Needless to say, I ran and got lunch elsewhere for the remainder of the show

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                    • #70
                      Aside from large orange cats that decide to join your dressage test and turn it into a pas de deux?

                      The first day of this weekend's show, the water truck was our nemesis. First, in collusion with the sprinkler system and most likely a volunteer who was not familiar with the local dirt, it turned the far line into something resembling The Head of the Lake at Rolex. OK, not really, but there was a sizeable puddle on the landing side of the oxer and the whole thing was pretty sloshy. Besides, Star is a California boy thru and thru and does not do well with water on the ground (tho he will stick his head in the ring sprinkler in the turnout). He landed off that oxer with a splash and was pretty pissed. Luckily, at least for me, the trainer was aboard and it was her arms that nearly got pulled out of their sockets. Things were drying out by our AA hunters. In fact, the showgrounds were dry enuf that it was time to bring out the aqueous monster once again. As I was exiting the ring from what had been a pretty decent hunter round, the driver turned on the truck, its diesel engine sprang to life and Star, in rapid succession, became first a reiner with a 360° spin and then an upper level dressage horse as we passaged out of the ring. I attempted to retreat to the warmup area, but it turned out that's where it was heading. Our second round was not as nice as our first.

                      In the food poisoning department (which should perhaps get its own chapter) there was one infamous show attended by my mom's dressage show. Some people went on Saturday and some on Sunday, but they all raved about the wonderful food. Whatever it was, it had about a 24-hour brewing period. Unfortunately, the Saturday people didn't get sick quite soon enough to warn the people that showed on Sunday who could then only await their fate. The only person that didn't get sick was the "sucker" who was so busy hauling horses back and forth that she never got to eat.

                      In the uninevitable badly-timed unbraiding department, my horse got unbraided by accident before the county medal finals last year. Fortunately we found out in time and I can braid.
                      The Evil Chem Prof

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                      • #71
                        When the judge dosen't realize that someone jumped the wrong fence in a medal final and gives the rider a good score... when everyone outside of the ring (besides the rider and her trainer) saw the rider jump the wrong fence.

                        Oh, and I did once forget my saddle

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                        • #72
                          what about being taken for a "ride" so to speak by your junior hunter during the jog because some non horse person took it upon themselves to "swoosh" every horse as they are jogging in. And then having the judge ask you to re-jog because your horse is not trotting....and continued to refuse to trot because he was convinced the swooshing lady was going to eat him. very embarrassing

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                          • #73
                            I thought I might add a bit about the worst thing that ever happened to me at the horse show- not dangerous, or anything, but definately beyond embarassing and not something you want to happen around children...
                            I was doing my first bigeq class and (to make a very long story short), I put my 6 year old, very green horse at a TERRIBLE distance, resulting in a pretty nasty crash. I stayed on, but had a verrrry bratty 16 year old episode when I exited the ring after being excused. Welllll....the same 16 year old would have been MORTIFIED to have a panty line in her riding pants, so due to a packing mishap, decided to go "commando" that day...
                            After I received a few choice words for my behavior and ride from the trainer, I swung my leg over to jump off my horse. And I ripped my pants from belly to butt. My entire "nether regions" were totally exposed to everyone at the junior ring that day. I guess the lesson was not to be a brat and to always wear underwear...
                            Here today, gone tomorrow...

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Flash44 View Post
                              Has anyone actually shown up at the showgrounds on the wrong day?
                              Guilty. A one day schooling show - thought Saturday was the warm up day and SUNDAY was the actual show. Showed up on Saturday with a horse and bells on, but no actual show clothes. Oops. Nice local show management let me show in chaps and a polo. Very nice.

                              It all worked out rather well since I needed to spend ALL DAY SUNDAY preparing for Hurricane Andrew who decided to head straight for us and increase in strength by the hour.

                              My other favorite was when my Very Spooky Hunter, who had the best jump evah - because he was pretty darn sure their were aliens and monsters in each and every fence - was cantering down to a jump, eying it (as usual) suspiciously, when all of a sudden the potted areca palm flops right down in front of the fence. The resulting distance was not something GM would have approved of, but the jump was a 20 on a scale of 1-10.
                              Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by TrickOfTheTrade View Post
                                When the judge dosen't realize that someone jumped the wrong fence in a medal final and gives the rider a good score... when everyone outside of the ring (besides the rider and her trainer) saw the rider jump the wrong fence.

                                Oh, and I did once forget my saddle
                                That wouldn't be the medal final where the Victory Gallop ended with two loose horses? Turns out the rider had an extremely blonde moment and memorized the wrong course so, when asked by the trainer if she jumped the right fence, said she had. Since, after all she had jumped her interpretation of the course. Everyone on the end of the ring clearly saw she'd jumped the wrong fence whereas people on the side said she hadn't. The judge believed the people on the side. A general mess.
                                The Evil Chem Prof

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                                • #76
                                  hmm - my daughter has had them all

                                  get to show at 6:00am warm up, wait till class, around 3:00pm, and during second warmup horses throws shoe and no farrier around!

                                  get announced as first place and then judge says, oops, i ment the gray, so daughter had to hand over blue to gray horse, also from her barn!

                                  have judge anounce 4th place, but the number announced isnt in the ring, but transposed its your number! having to go to office to get ribbon and corrected - not big deal, but when your chasing points.... points are gold!

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                                  • #77
                                    1) Send green horse into ring at his very first show, just as a major windstorm picks up. Rider had to pull up three times during the course because jumps blew over. Then had to wait ten minutes while show management found sandbags to hold standards up before finishing the course. Horse was a star, however, and won the class

                                    2) Got my first grooming job with a big barn and sent a pony into the ring for the hunter classic looking like a million bucks...only to realize during the opening circle that I'd left the tail wrap on...

                                    3) Scariest one ever - showing indoors at night during the winter in New England, it was already dark and there was a snowstorm. During a medal class, the power went out while someone was on course about one stride away from a 3'6" oxer. Everyone was waiting to hear the crash, but somehow the horse jumped the jump and stopped quietly in the dark. Took another minute for the lights to go back on...that was probably the craziest I ever saw. Thought about it recently when I was schooling at a show here alone in an indoor at midnight, wondering if perhaps the indoor lights were on a timer set to go out
                                    Ristra Ranch Equestrian Jewelry

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                                    • #78
                                      I'll ramble on some more. Tire fell off the van on the beltway and totalled the truck(all horses ok), drive shaft fell out of the bottom of the van taking the brakes with it(one horse fractured trachea then ok), roof collapse from snow(I was at the other end of ring but wow how loud), lightening striking another exhibitor and medevaced out, getting a call that you had a death in the family and riding the course anyway, and a blown transmission 10 min from WEF after 1000 miles of driving. The worse is being at a show where someone dies no matter what the circumstances or a horse dying. I just go home and count my blessings.

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                                      • #79
                                        Oh, I have another one. This actually happened to a girl from my barn last weekend. She has just recently graduated from high school and received a brand new saddle as a gift. She's been very diligent about oiling it heavily, bending the flaps, doing everything she can to break it in.

                                        That being said, she brings new saddle to a little local charity show, saddles her horse up and into the schooling ring to warm up. No biggie right? She pops her gelding over a small vertical, goes to make the turn and proceeds to slide right off her horse. Plop... She looks at her horse with this shocked look on her face while the horse returns same said look. Trainer walks over to her, quietly giggling. Turns out the seat of the saddle still isn't broken in enough to allow all that oil she put on it to soak in completely and her saddle now feels like the Exxon Valdez has wrecked on the pommel. Luckily I had my saddle just in case one of the greenies needed a firmer hand and allowed her to borrow it.
                                        Last edited by smid2; Jul. 16, 2007, 01:43 PM. Reason: inability to type properly

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                                        • #80
                                          If we all get food poisoning, why do we continue to let them feed us....

                                          One year at our big A show in VA we sent several folks to bond with the toilets after some bad tacos....

                                          I got food poisoning on Friday at a horseshow (or rather, got poisoned on Thursday and spent Friday at home in the bathroom instead of kicking butt in the Equitation).

                                          Only to come back to the horseshow on Sunday to find that SmallAnnoyingChild owner somehow CRASHED the mare into another horse (or was crashed into) and neglected to tell me, so now mare is stopping at jumps when she sees another horse coming anywhere near her, jumping sideways when people pass....etc. Which is fun to deal with when you haven't eaten in 3 days.

                                          On the plus side? Food poisoning= Water Weight Loss= Skinny Breeches!

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