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Tell Me: What all can go wrong at a show?

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  • #41
    Originally posted by SEP View Post
    How about the drive taking 3 hours longer than your friends and map quest told you it would, after leaving a day late because of food poisoning. After arriving at the show grounds at 11 PM, the horse decides it likes the trailer and doesn't want to get out. Then show up at the hotel and they have no record of your reservation or the confirmation number. It is now 1AM go to Dennys for dinner and use cell phone to find new hotel, get a new hotel and at 3 AM some one tries to break in to your room by taking the screen off of the window This was just the beginning of a wonderful week.
    This is one of those times when you know that there is someone up there planning your life. I mean, how could all of those things randomly go wrong all in a 24-hour span?

    Originally posted by Saddletramp 29 View Post
    Years ago my friend was in a junior jumper puisance at a local show. The horse show had this ageing puisance wall for years. In the fourth jump-off my friend was galloping down to the "now maximum height allowed for juniors", 5' 6" wall, when at the last posible second his horse slams on the brakes and drops his head. My friend flys down the horse's neck head first, hitting the wall with enough force to actually penatrate the rotting plywood. Of course the wood pushed forward on impact and when he tried to pull back the wood tightened around his neck. His head was trapped inside the jump at such a height that he was able to gain his feet but in a bent over position unable to extract himself. To add insult to injury, as he struggled to free himself, his weight challenged mother rushed into the ring in hysterics, wailing and waddleing and grabbled his hips and tried to pull him out. He then shouts out, in a plainly audible voice," Aw Mom, stop, you are embarssing me".
    He had to be sawed out of the jump. This happened back in the 60's.
    Originally posted by ktm2007 View Post
    HA! you just reminded me of a VERY similar experience.

    I take my new childrens hunter to Tucson (YEARS ago). My mom (very non-horsie person) decides she wants to help out, so I say "why don't I teach you how to lunge". The horse I had before was super easy to lunge, you basically didn't need a lunge line....he would just circle around you until he was done.

    Anyway....I take mom and new horsie out to the back 40 to lunge. My mom is standing behind me, and Spike (OTTB) decides he would much rather just run in a straight line rather than a circle. I dig my heals in, mom grabs my waist and we both go skiing on dirt for quite a ways. All the grooms are laughing at us, until one kind gentleman steps in and helps. I'm sure that was a sight and I WISH it was on video

    The best part, trainer and his wife are sitting on the golf cart by one of the rings and are just in stitches laughing. They still talk about it today (12 years later) and my mom will not go NEAR a lunge line...
    The above 2 definitely win for funniest image, I'm laughing now and I didn't even witness the events!

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    • #42
      Well, the inevitable "girly problem" cropped up at one show... with embarassing breeches results... that sucked!! Especially with a male trainer--how to tell him that I needed to leave the show, go back to the hotel and retrieve my other pair of breeches? I always bring two pair to the shows now.

      My horse decided to finally listen to my half halt request as we rounded the far corner, heading to the outside line. Just as we left the ground over the oxer...he halts...halfway over the fence. Yup, front legs on landing side, hind legs on take-off side. The fence crew and my furious trainer had to unbuild the jump around El Stupido, while the judge rolled around in her little booth, laughing her butt off. She stoppe long enough to tell me I was excused...

      Two years ago, my lovely little mare, with her thick full tail was stabled next to a rowdy gelding. He was a snot. He chewed through the vinyl temporary stall wall to "visit" with her, and proceeded to chew off her tail during the night. Lovely! I get there the next day to braid, only to discover 50% of her tail is gone. And some of her mane. I was NOT HAPPY. Never even got an "I'm sorry" from his owner. It was great to show with a tail missing half the hair, mostly on one side. Her tail has never looked the same.

      Many years ago, I was stung by a bee on my ankle, the day before a show. I tend to swell and itch terribly after any bug bite. Well, my ankle began to blow up, and I knew I'd have to put on my boots. I did, early in the morning, and my ankle continued to swell, just in the shape of the wrinkles of my boot. It took 3 people, a bag of ice and 30 minutes to get it off my grotesquely swollen, and itchy leg. Not fun.

      Finally, this happened to a friend at Bend. She was warming up and her horse tripped. Elliot tripped a lot, but this time he went down on his knees and sort of plowed up the ground with his head. My friend came off in a sort of somersault. She complained her ankle hurt, but gamely got back on and rode her course. That night, in our hotel room, her leg was black and really swollen--probably just a sprain. She couldn't wear her boots, so she got permission to ride in a paddock boot and a sock, which she did for 3 more days!! After the show...she went to her doctor and found out she'd broken her leg! She couldn't ride for 8 weeks!!
      Proud member of the "Don't rush to kill wildlife" clique!

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      • #43
        I as just reminded of this today!

        When I was riding at home, our dog used to follow me on hacks. Then he started following me around the ring when we did ring work --- harmless enough I suppose. He never got underfoot and always stayed just off my shoulder. He was a toy poodle named Smoke and we used to take him to most shows.

        So one day at a very informal schooling show Smoke got away from my Mother. She said she was adjusting his collar and poof* he buggered off ... right towards me while I was starting a hunter on the flat class. The little turd ran beside me for the entire thing. Stopping when I did, turning when I did, it was pretty funny. Even funnier was the comment from the judge when I was handed my 3rd; he said I coulda had 1st but my dog kept picking up the wrong lead

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        • #44
          Going in the ring and previously having told the judge to "perform sexual acts that are illegal in some states" and with a flawless trip actually expecting to have the guy NOT carry a grudge.
          Going around the course and they changed it just before you went in and didn't make an announcement but because a pencil was marked on the course chart, you are still off course.
          Having your contact lense fall out, your girth break, a stirrup leather snap, a rein break, in the middle of the class.
          Having the fence fall down from wind before you jump it, having a child run out in front of the fence when you're aimed at it, having a Jack Russel stand in front of a fence on the approach, having a bird attack your head while your approaching a fence because somewhere close is her nest, having the photographer walk in front of you in a line and not know your are headed straight for them, having the photographer hide behind the standard and jump out to take the shot, having another horse start the course and you have one more line to do, having the ingate guy blow you off course when you're not, having the ring crew measure the lines WRONG from the ponies to the horses and you are the 1st one in the ring, having the judge make a pass at you while you're on course(screw for the blue), having a horse have a heart attack in the middle of the course.
          I got 50 yrs of this crap and could go on forever. But in the end, it's all funny.

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          • #45
            Well I have three, with two different horses, at very different times in my showing career. Ok...

            #1- I was probably somewhere around 13 or 14 in Ocala for probably my second year showing there, with what was turning out to be the stopper from hell. He stops, of course, why was I surprised? I fall off, of course. But I was borrowing my trainers bridle (she told me to) that she used on one of her Grand Prix horses, in the process of falling off I held on to the reins pulling the alittle-too-big bridle off of his head. Fine, right, it should fall off? Of course not, he had a running martingale on, resulting in the bridle not only being dragged through the sand, but also hitting him in the butt every step. Oh did I mention he was also impossible to catch in any situation? All I could do was stand in the middle of the ring crying (at the time seemed totally ok, now totally embarassing). While various people tried to catch the terrorist now flying around the ring while my trainer screamed at them and took of her belt to capture him, which as always meant pinning him into a corner...I should have just give up on him right there and then.

            But NO, of course not, in the process of typing that I remembered that I guess we were trying to get around another course, why not, the next day in the same ring in a mini medal (so smaller then usual) should be a piece of cake. First jumps beautiful, five steps to the second one, he slids into the oxer I land on my head in between the rails and proceed to do a backflip over the back rail... He was left in Florida either that year or the next with a horse dealer, satan.

            #2 Seasoned show horse, goes to every horse show, pratically runs on the trailer, just easy to take anywhere, new horse at a horse show when I was probably a senior in high school had to wear a very complicated bridle (hell he still does). So I'm putting said bridle on in the grooming stall, reins around neck, safety first. Well great horse is also a huge spaz attack, for reasons still unbenounced to me he sprints out of the grooming stall, knocking me out of the way and dragging his bridle through the dirt and gravel. Last call for my class, the grooms behind us return him and he's broken one of his two nosebands and the crown piece. He also stands like an angel in the washstall at horse show 9 out of 10 times, the 10th time he just casually trots off when my backs turned, he's very clever.

            Oh and this wasn't me, but it's funny, this man was doing the A/Os or something similar in the GP ring at Culpeper. His horse stops at a verticle. He proceeds to cartwheel onto the jump, leaving him suspended with one leg on either side of the rail, but unable to reach the ground with his feet. That really must have hurt...

            I agree what CAN'T go wrong at a horse show?

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            • #46
              My trainer once over slept- BIG TIME. I was the first 2 classes in the ring, and while I have no problem walking a course by myself, I would like to have my trainer to warm me up. So, my mom had to warm me up, and was on the phone with my trainer: "practice a hard left turn right after the fence", "don't lean", etc.

              Another time my trainer overslept I asked another trainer to warm me up and watch me in the ring- which he did gladly. My trainer came in a bit later (while we were walking the course for the second class) and the other trainer told her how well I rode. I think I ended up second in that class, which was great considering that it was an Optimum time class.
              flogarty
              "It is difficult not to be unjust to what one loves" Oscar Wilde

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              • #47
                I event now (and the list of things that can go wrong at an event is equally funny, but rather different), but this is bringing back memories of the spotted devil pony, a POA I rode when I was a kid.

                Local show, I am a very little 9 year old. POA is rather badass and fairly good sized, roached mane. I learned to put those heels down but good on that pony! Head for first fence on course, a brush box. This being SoCal in the summer, the brush is entirely dead and completely unappetizing. This does not deter the SDP (spotted devil pony). He slams to a stop and puts his head into the brush box for a snack.

                I am mortified. I smack the pony. I kick the pony. I pull on the reins. Pony completely ignores me. After what seems like an hour of this, the in-gate guy comes running in. He smacks the pony. He pulls on the pony's reins. He knees the pony in the belly. Pony completely ignores him. Then my trainer shows up. Smacks, pulls, kicks, cusses pony out. No dice. Then my mild mannered dad gets in the act. The sheer volume of abuse eventually gets through. Pony picks his head up, dead brush sticking out of his mouth every which way.

                I am sobbing so hard I can hardly breathe. My trainer looks at me and says "you know what you have to do, right?" I nod, turn now-docile pony away from fence, and start all over again.

                Pony jumps around like a perfect angel.

                As a postscript, we sold this pony not long after, when he broke out of his paddock, into my trainer's house, and ate bacon out of the frying pan on her stove.
                The big man -- my lost prince

                The little brother, now my main man

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                • #48
                  How about this one...

                  Horsie goes Tuesday for schooling (showing Sunday), sees all jumps (2'6), goes over them with NO problem. Comes back day of show, seems to have forgotten what they all looked like over the past few days since now they're totally scarier than they ever were...and WILL NOT GO NEAR any of the piddly 2'3 fences. Not only would said horse not go near them, he backed up and spun as if it wasn't already bad enough. Of course everyone watching was probably thinking, "Oh my god, this girl goes in the ring and her horse has probably never jumped before." Except they wouldn't know that he was nothing less than an ANGEL when we went up for schooling. SO embarrasing to say the least...

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                  • #49
                    Originally posted by asterix View Post
                    As a postscript, we sold this pony not long after, when he broke out of his paddock, into my trainer's house, and ate bacon out of the frying pan on her stove.
                    Hilarious!
                    Love my "Slow-T T B"
                    2010 OTTB, Dixie Union x Dash for Money

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                    • #50
                      Originally posted by asterix View Post

                      As a postscript, we sold this pony not long after, when he broke out of his paddock, into my trainer's house, and ate bacon out of the frying pan on her stove.


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                      • #51
                        water sprinklers.

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                        • #52
                          You move to a state where everyone else seems to be home grown and knows where things are, so the showbill only says the show is at "The Boulder County Fairgrounds". Someone tells you where that is, but going up the freeway, all you remember is the exit name. Not to worry, as you exit you see three show quality horse trailers in a row going West. You happily fall in behind and follow, and follow, and follow them right into a show that is not at alll your discipline. Now, as you sheepiishly ask directions to the right place, you are really late.
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                          • #53
                            Originally posted by Huntrs+eq View Post
                            water sprinklers.
                            On that note, a naughty child turned on the sprinklers during an undersaddle class at the schooling show in which I was riding a total greenie OTTB for his first show. As if the loudspeakers weren't enough, he shot sideways across the ring when the sprinklers came on. I was lucky to stay on board...
                            Love my "Slow-T T B"
                            2010 OTTB, Dixie Union x Dash for Money

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                            • #54
                              I seem to remember someone posting a story some time ago about getting thrown into a hot dog cart at a show! That story had me in stitches...if I can find it I'll post the link.
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                              • #55
                                - braider oversleeps and comes tearing into the barn 30 minutes before the (3) ponies are supposed to be in the ring.

                                - we are running late getting the pony kids from the hotel to the show and they can't decide what they want for breakfast, can't find belts or collars, manage to spill milk on themselves when we finally get them to breakfast, and trip and fall into the only mud puddle in the entire parking lot. Try explaining that to their mother/trainer.

                                - all of the horses with white legs get a flesh eating fungus from the dirt in the warm-up rings - very attractive.

                                - we have 3 horses in 3 different divisions in 3 different rings on opposite sides of the show grounds at the same time and the batteries in the walkie-talkies die.
                                "Are you yawning? You don't ride well enough to yawn. I can yawn, because I ride better than you. Meredith Michael Beerbaum can yawn. But you? Not so much..."
                                -George Morris

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                                • #56
                                  1) I rode a little black Arab cross in 4H years who was apparently racist. For three days at the State show he aimed kicks at every grey who came near us. It seemed Appys were fair game if they were more than 50% white.

                                  2) Same horse at another show stops dead in front of the judge in pleasure, bucks twice, then goes on his way. all I could do was smile at the judge and shrug.

                                  3) I had an older OTTB who was making his show debut at age 12. Local show hunter pleasure. He hacked beautifully in the morning. We even ponied another horse who was afraid to go through the gate. In the class, I think we came in first and set a track record in the process. The only comment on the judge's card was "Wild".

                                  4) Gave my short stirrup rider the wrong first course. Thankfully, she did very well on the second since she'd already practiced it. She always checked behind me after that.
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                                  • #57
                                    After a million rotten courses, I finally seemed to be getting one right, until I decided to jump a line backwards, starting with the oxer from the wrong direction, followed by a refusal at the second fence of the line, which resulted in me landing in the dirt at the judges feet. What made this even worse, was that my legs had slid back far enough, that not just one, but both of my stirrups came off my saddle, and my helmet had fallen off on landing. After picking myself up and being totally and completely mortified, and start picking up all of my loose pieces, the judge kindly points out that my second stirrup was up in the far corner of the ring. It was a very long walk out of that ring.
                                    I placed in the under saddle, which was a bit unusual for us, and I think it was because the judge was feeling sorry for us.

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                                    • #58
                                      LOL meaty ogre definitely wins!!
                                      Originally posted by barka.lounger
                                      u get big old crop and bust that nags ass the next time it even slow down.

                                      we see u in gp ring in no time.

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                                      • #59
                                        This actually happened to me today and I'm still recovering from being upset about it. My mare, who has all the talent in the world, went into the Schooling jumpers for her second trip. Now our first trip wasn't stellar, but all problems that had arisen were very much my fault and I was determined to do better for her sake. Well, at this point she decides that NOW is the perfect time to become the marish mare she NEVER is and refused to even get close to the first jump, ending in our dismissal. Guess her need to pee was more important than jumping the jumps. Sigh.

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                                        • #60
                                          -Laying down a beautiful trip at a RATED Medal final...only to have the judge accidently miss your number on his card for the standby list...and not be told until AFTER the class is over that he forgot >:0
                                          -Having your stirrup fall off your saddle in your first ever Junior jumper class, but you manage to get through the rest of the course clear with only one...then have your foot knock down the last jump.

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