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Tell Me: What all can go wrong at a show?

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  • #21
    At a schooling show I was catch riding a very onery, but very talented beast for a friend who was terrifield to jump him We managed to deer jump around the course (now I know why she didn't want to jump him!), but dumped me as I was starting my final courtesy circle. He proceeded to canter his courtesy circle, come back to a walk, and wait for me to get off my very scraped face and catch him, there wasn't even a fence around the ring!

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    • #22
      Getting ready the morning of the show and realizing that they're not actually YOUR clothes in your bag, and are completely the wrong size.

      My poor leadliner had this happen yesterday morning and had to miss the show so her mother could find this year's outfit. Somehow they'd swapped it with the jacket/shirt that was given to them as a "grow into" outfit.

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      • #23
        Years ago my friend was in a junior jumper puisance at a local show. The horse show had this ageing puisance wall for years. In the fourth jump-off my friend was galloping down to the "now maximum height allowed for juniors", 5' 6" wall, when at the last posible second his horse slams on the brakes and drops his head. My friend flys down the horse's neck head first, hitting the wall with enough force to actually penatrate the rotting plywood. Of course the wood pushed forward on impact and when he tried to pull back the wood tightened around his neck. His head was trapped inside the jump at such a height that he was able to gain his feet but in a bent over position unable to extract himself. To add insult to injury, as he struggled to free himself, his weight challenged mother rushed into the ring in hysterics, wailing and waddleing and grabbled his hips and tried to pull him out. He then shouts out, in a plainly audible voice," Aw Mom, stop, you are embarssing me".
        He had to be sawed out of the jump. This happened back in the 60's.
        That's some bad hat Harry

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        • #24
          Has to be a tie between....

          Doing the large ponies at KHP (back when pterodactyls were flying about), cantering towards a fence, totally dialed in, and mom leans forward to take a photo just as pony has one leg off the ground. Pony stops (to pose, the little beast), I go rocketing over her head, pull off the bridle (how???) and land in a heap on the other side. Pony, still standing there, posing for picture with one foreleg hooked over the rail. I bowed to the judge (who was laughing at this point), collected my pony and exited with as much grace as I could muster.


          Several years later, I was doing a course on a dirty stopper at a schooling show, and the little witch skidded to a halt in front of a tall vertical, I flipped over and landed with the pole between my legs (I'm a girl...but still...). After an audible "ooohhhh" from the crowd, I slid to the ground. It still gives me pause to type that one.

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          • #25
            Running late for a class - jump into trailer tack room to get dressed while mom decides to bridle up very ear shy horse. Very ear shy horse freaks out and takes off when bridle touches his ears - running with just the halter/lead dangling from his neck. Superhero father hangs onto leadrope, in the heat of the moment doesn't let go and gets dragged 50 ft by ear shy horse. Ear shy horse runs capriciously through neighboring cemetery, galloping and cavorting, having a grand old time. Finally returns and is caught by bystander eating a hotdog.

            At last get bridled up, jump on horse, go win class. On our way out, judge tells me I have a lovely mount, but really should try a salt block as he is covered in sweat from head to toe. If he only knew!! LOL
            Originally posted by barka.lounger
            u get big old crop and bust that nags ass the next time it even slow down.

            we see u in gp ring in no time.

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            • #26
              father decides to lunge energetic gelding while I am getting dressed, gelding goes 1/2 way around first circle and takes off down the field with dear old dad hanging on ( he wouldnt admit he didnt know how to lunge).. Horse ran all the way down the field and back to the trailer and dad never let go..

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              • #27
                My mother tired to help me out by lunging my horse (I was showing two and schooling the other at this time), but couldn't find a lunge whip. My horse was reluctant to lunge, so mom trotted alongside him to get him started. It was quite entertaining...

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                • #28
                  I think the correct question is:

                  What CAN'T go wrong at a show?

                  John 3:16
                  Sixteen Candles

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                  • #29
                    I was warming up for jumper class and horse pulled his shoe off. Lucky me my father did my horses feet at the time and the shoe was ok. He put shoe on and I went to ring. My father said it was the fastest he has ever put a shoe on.

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                    • #30
                      1.)My OTTB got in the ring and kept going faster...faster....I could just tell he was thinking "I have already passed that horse once!" Just trying to win the race! A bit embarrassing, at best.

                      2.) When I was about 10, my first horse-in a major regional QH show-decided he would kick EVERY horse in the class.....I was in tears, and my dad-a former trainer would NOT allow me out of the class. Not funny at the time, but now-some 40 years later, it definitely was. I certainly was not the most fave person at that show, for sure!
                      "The only easy day was yesterday" USN SEALs
                      courtesy of LCDR K.R.W, USN (ret) RIP, 4/10/09

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                      • #31
                        1. Realizing the male judge is more interested in your boyfriend then your horse.

                        2. Getting food poisioning at the show, trying not to puke on your horses braids 3 fences from the end, doing a flying dismount and running to the bathroom to get sick.

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                        • #32
                          My very first horse show. New to pony. Short stirrup class. Pony has been out of showing for a few years, fresh out of field.
                          Go into ring.

                          Pony takes off at full gallop across ring almost immediately.

                          I am hanging on for dear life trying to stop brat pony. Finally stop her, on other side of the ring.

                          We are disqualified and excused.

                          Proud to have two Takaupa Gold line POAs!
                          Takaupas Top Gold
                          Gifts Black Gold Knight

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                          • #33
                            Well, you could lock your daughter's only helmet and gloves in the car in Middleburg, and she has to get on to warm up for her class within the next 10 minutes, and neither the father nor the adult brothers feel like driving from Chevy Chase to Middleburg with the spare key! And even if they had, it would have taken about 1-1/2 hours.So, you buy a new helmet. And gloves.

                            Or, you can go to a show with a tack trunk full of gloves, only to find out that they are all for the same hand.

                            Or, your devil pony can be in the stall next to the tack room at the show and proceed to EAT HER OWN BRIDLE completely up through the slats. Which probably was a sign, because she later pretended to be lame after winning both of her trips which got her excused at the jog and laughed all the way to the barn where she jogged as sound as can be!

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                            • #34
                              -Getting food poisoning and throwing up in the porta-potties in the mid July heat is absolutely the worst thing that could go wrong. I know.
                              -You'll lay down THE PERFECT trip, then realize you went off course at the last fence
                              -At monmouth a few years ago, the pre-adults were going in a ring adjacent to the children's jumpers. Now, we all know both these divisions have a reputation of being a little scary at times. Spectators in that instance were not disappointed. I saw a girl fall off her jumper, who then jumped out of his ring and into the pre adult ring, much to the surprise of the poor preadult-er. As the loose horse was galloping around her ring, she wisely halted while 2 men ran after the other horse, while Anne Kursinski was screaming from the in-gate, "DONT CHASE HIM, YOURE ONLY MAKING HIM RUN MORE!!" Eventually the horse was caught and returned to his owner, who seemed a bit embarrassed. The preadult rider was given a second go at the round, but it was a shame since her first round had been decent up til then and her second was not as pretty.
                              -Horse rubbing his braids into a mess of frizzy looking hairs the instant you turn your back
                              -Your braider refusing to braid your horse becuase he is so bad to braid
                              -Your mare going into heat the day the show starts...nuff said
                              -Getting your period and not knowing it while wearing white TS (gross but I've seen this happen to girls before! I always told them quietly...and they were always very appreciative! So have a few tampons in your glove compartment, just in case! )
                              -Forgetting tack, people, horses, coggins, usef cards, check books, helmets, etc etc
                              -Always check your horses feet before a jog - my trainer's friend once put in a BEAUTIFUL round at i *think* it was devon but not sure, and while her horse was waiting for the jog, he got a stone lodged in his foot, and as a result jogged dead lame.
                              -Tack will break. Have spare parts.
                              -Learn your courses yourself before going over them with your trainer. They are only human and sometimes might tell you the wrong course.

                              -Bottom line:what CANT go wrong at a show??


                              As long as you and your horse come away from the show without any physical injuries, everything else that can (and will) go wrong will only seem humorous down the road.
                              Last edited by Kristen; Jul. 15, 2007, 02:20 PM.

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                              • #35
                                ANYTHING!! The wierdest thing that truly happend to me and my mom was a rather sane TB gelding eating grass on a lead rope who had a cricket jump up his nose and he sat down on the bumper of another woman's car. Needless to say the woman was not happy and the insurance company didn't know how to file it.

                                Also being 10 and having my horse stress-colic and start rolling in the walk-trot line-up. We had done really well to.

                                Also had a hail storm at the same place which made the hunter ring very slippery!

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                                • #36
                                  This happened just yesterday...

                                  Student buys lovely three horse slant load trailer and keeps her horse at home. She is slated to come by our barn to pick up a horse to bring to the show in addition to bringing her own horse. I get a call early a.m. from yet a third student who would like to show today as her vacation plans changed last minute and now she can go to the show. I, as trainer, say "of course you can come with us". After all, my student who has the trailer will have a slot open, right? Unfortunately, student doing the shipping has no idea that I have added another horse last minute so decides to bring her TWO horse trailer instead of her THREE horse trailer today of all days! So after pondering what to do, she decides to zip home (30 mins away) and get her three horse trailer. Thankfully we arrived at the show just in time to throw the tack on and get in the ring!

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                                  • #37
                                    Originally posted by Kristen View Post
                                    -Getting food poisoning and throwing up in the porta-potties in the mid July heat is absolutely the worst thing that could go wrong. I know.
                                    It wasn't mid July...but it was food poisoning for me. I won my classes, but I felt like running to the porta-potties after my rounds! Worst feeling ever.

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                                    • #38
                                      Originally posted by Ririe1 View Post
                                      father decides to lunge energetic gelding while I am getting dressed, gelding goes 1/2 way around first circle and takes off down the field with dear old dad hanging on ( he wouldnt admit he didnt know how to lunge).. Horse ran all the way down the field and back to the trailer and dad never let go..
                                      HA! you just reminded me of a VERY similar experience.

                                      I take my new childrens hunter to Tucson (YEARS ago). My mom (very non-horsie person) decides she wants to help out, so I say "why don't I teach you how to lunge". The horse I had before was super easy to lunge, you basically didn't need a lunge line....he would just circle around you until he was done.

                                      Anyway....I take mom and new horsie out to the back 40 to lunge. My mom is standing behind me, and Spike (OTTB) decides he would much rather just run in a straight line rather than a circle. I dig my heals in, mom grabs my waist and we both go skiing on dirt for quite a ways. All the grooms are laughing at us, until one kind gentleman steps in and helps. I'm sure that was a sight and I WISH it was on video

                                      The best part, trainer and his wife are sitting on the golf cart by one of the rings and are just in stitches laughing. They still talk about it today (12 years later) and my mom will not go NEAR a lunge line...

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                                      • #39
                                        Many moons ago I had a snotty barn rival Armour-All my tack for me. My reins, the saddle seat, flaps and leathers, even the rubber pads in my stirrups. For anyone familiar with Armour-All, it's super slippery stuff. My coach and I scrambled to untack my mare and re-tack with her saddle and bridle. I got one lap in the warm-up ring before my class while my rival snickered away. I kicked her butt though! And my coach was so furious she kicked the kid out of the program saying she needed to grow up (we were 14 at the time).

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                                        • #40
                                          What could go wrong?

                                          I am an overpreparedness freak, and always thought I was ready for anything that could and would possibly go wrong (because I am a walking exhibit of Murphy's law). During morning schooling an appy with a cute but clueless rider intersected my path as I am landing over a small vertical. To avoid collision I pull hard to the left but my mount has his own disaster aversion plan and goes hard right. Luckily the ring has been way over-watered so there is a huge mudpuddle to catch my fall. :-) As I stand up to go catch my mount who is happily eating a bale of hay intended to be filler for a small oxer, a huge clump of mud slides down inside my waistband and settles into err...ummm...cracks and crevices. EWWWW! I always cary a complete spare show outfit, including breeches, shirt and coat. I head to the porta-potty to do damage control and of course, I didn't bring spare underwear. I debate whether I should "grit" and bear it or go commando. Commando seems the lesser of two evils. While I am doing my change-in-the-porta-potty dance trying not to touch the scummy contaminated walls, my belt slides into the black hole that is the porta-potty. My new $120 Brighton belt which I have worn exactly once. Ok, it was on sale but still, it was a Brighton. I debate breifly on whether I should attempt to retrieve it and decide there is no way on God's green earth I could even try.
                                          I head back to my trailer without my belt and underwear and find my horse gone. The ramp is up and there is no possible way he could have escaped. No one would steal him, I couldn't even give him away. I am showing without a trainer so there is nobody who could or woould have taken him. I scan the ground and don't hear shouts of a loose horse and I don't see him anywhere. I have no idea what to do. I go for my tack room to grab my purse and cell phone and when I open the door, a jack russell jumps out and latches onto my ankle as a half-naked middle aged woman trying to change her clothes shrieks at me. This is NOT my trailer. It is an identical version with the same generic white GMC pulling it even, but not mine. My trailer is 3 spots down, and my horse is still on it with his head in his hay bag, right where I left him. I turn 3 shades of red, apologize profusely, and head to the show office. I cut a check for $65 bucks for the privelege of scratching all my classes and I headed home. With a start like that, there was no way I was going to tempt fate and see what else was in store for me that day.

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