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  • OMG!!! Help Plz LOLz ROFLMAOz WTF FMLz!!!!

    My barn is filled with, like, normal responsible adults! I own my horse outright and he has, like, hay, grain, water and a clean stall! My trainer is, like, reasonable and bringing us along at a freakin' logical pace, and OMG, I am still jumping no higher than, like, 18" until I can learn to keep my darn heels down in the landing!


    ...Sorry, I just felt like I am no longer fitting in with the current posting trends and that my equestrian life clearly needed some more drama, and I hoped a lot of exclamation points would make me feel fulfilled.
    Last edited by SarahandSam; Jan. 17, 2010, 09:16 PM. Reason: I decided I needed more exclamation points.
    "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

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    I think I would be glad that you like, have normal, resonsible adults at your barn, a like, good trainer and, like a good horse. GOSH!!

    Actually, that's quite fun. Perhaps everyone who posts here must write in nonnormal english language skills. (I meant LIKE normal english, like skills).
    Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

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      i tch hi skl nglsh *n* kn thr4 dcifr txt-spk, bt aftr awile mi hed xplodes...
      "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

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      • #4
        I won't even pretend to understand that last post. Lol. I guess that at 30 yrs old, I'm just too old to understand! Lol My 5 year old still thinks I'm cool though. Lol!!
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        • #5
          Wow. I pity you. I'm a texting teen and I can barely decipher that... maybe they're right and my generation really IS ruining the English language. Scary!!!!
          Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

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          • #6
            The modern smack down

            If this thread is in response to the "discourse"/ traded b!tch-slaps between EqStar and Happyhorsez, be sure not to get in their way.

            I haven't had a chance to see how modern girl fights are conducted and I'm enjoying my ring-side seat.
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              Originally posted by mvp View Post
              If this thread is in response to the "discourse"/ traded b!tch-slaps between EqStar and Happyhorsez, be sure not to get in their way.

              I haven't had a chance to see how modern girl fights are conducted and I'm enjoying my ring-side seat.
              Erm... generally we either yell or... yep, post nasty things on public forums !!! YAY! No really. It's usually facebook where the nasty things happen. Happily, I have avoided the FB plague so I generally conduct my fights in the normal fashion.

              I am also enjoying my ringside seat... It's almost better than all-girls school drama!
              Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SarahandSam View Post
                i tch hi skl nglsh *n* kn thr4 dcifr txt-spk, bt aftr awile mi hed xplodes...
                Is it sad that I know what that says?

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                  SarahandSam: im a tchr 2 n sdly kn ndrstnd evrythn u sed.

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                  • #10
                    oh SarahandSam you brought a smile to my face with this post. Especially the most recent one- I'll translate :
                    i tch hi skl nglsh *n* kn thr4 dcifr txt-spk, bt aftr awile mi hed xplodes...
                    "I teach high school english and can therefore, decipher text-speak but after a while my head explodes"

                    and Sarah...
                    i tch hi skl scinc so i kn dcifr 2
                    "ronnie was the gifted one, victor was the brilliant intellect, and i [GM], well, i am the plodder."

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                      My school just hasn't had enough good girl fights lately, the kind where it ends with bits of weave/scalp and earrings all over the hall floor. Maybe I'm just getting nostalgic in my old age and trying to recapture those first heady, action-packed days of my teaching career, all five years ago. d;

                      MVP, I like that you referred to it as a "discourse..."

                      Even all the kids and teens at my lesson barn are responsible, reasonable and nice! Clearly I need to start barn shopping so I can get more drama...
                      "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

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                        wll im a tnage grl hu txts n i cnt evn tip lk ths. i cn brly undrstnd mslf. hw s ths ezr thn nrml englsh?
                        Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

                        http://showertimecontemplations.blogspot.com/

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                          LOLz to mah fello tchr-peepz! Wrd...
                          "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

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                            Originally posted by blackcat95 View Post
                            wll im a tnage grl hu txts n i cnt evn tip lk ths. i cn brly undrstnd mslf. hw s ths ezr thn nrml englsh?
                            See, that's what I never understand; half the words I see my students come up with actually contain more letters than the English equivalent!
                            "Remain relentlessly cheerful."

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SarahandSam View Post
                              See, that's what I never understand; half the words I see my students come up with actually contain more letters than the English equivalent!
                              I think it's a secret cult that is trying to bring English back to phonetic hieroglyphs, mere shells of real words, like the Egyptians, except without pictures. A perfectly logical explanation...
                              Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

                              http://showertimecontemplations.blogspot.com/

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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by SarahandSam View Post
                                i tch hi skl nglsh *n* kn thr4 dcifr txt-spk, bt aftr awile mi hed xplodes...
                                Oh dear , I'm a septuagenarian and can decipher that! Am I in trouble? or just inventive/

                                And yes! There is a distinct change in the quality of the posts----or am I just old and jaded.
                                Some riders change their horse, they change their saddle, they change their teacher; they never change themselves.

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                                • #17
                                  *picking up brain bits off the floor...*
                                  ouch...
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                                  • #18
                                    Originally posted by merrygoround View Post
                                    Oh dear , I'm a septuagenarian and can decipher that! Am I in trouble? or just inventive/

                                    And yes! There is a distinct change in the quality of the posts----or am I just old and jaded.
                                    No, you're very inventive. It's a good thing that you can still speak normal English and read that.

                                    It's not just the post quality here- it's everywhere. I read over some of my friends essays to edit them, and I just stare at the writing quality. It's HORRIBLE. Maybe I'm a future English teacher... or maybe it's just because I read a lot and actually know what proper sentence structure is.
                                    Different flavors of crazy, but totally NUTS. You know its true. - GreyHunterHorse

                                    http://showertimecontemplations.blogspot.com/

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                                    • #19
                                      i used to write in text speech then i got a phone with a full keyboard and now i dont anymore, its just as fast to type out the real words, and not as much risk for confusion...

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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by blackcat95 View Post
                                        I think it's a secret cult that is trying to bring English back to phonetic hieroglyphs, mere shells of real words, like the Egyptians, except without pictures. A perfectly logical explanation...
                                        ooo - I like pictures. Let's do pictures

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