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I have come to confess. I was once a beginner rider, and I even attended horse shows

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  • #21
    Ha ha ha!

    Unlike the rest of you poor schmucks, I was never a beginner.

    My first class was a Grand Prix.

    I won.





    .....okay, seriously.....I am so old that I haven't found the photos from my early riding days to scan in to make fun of. I have pictures from schooling shows that would rival any of the ones posted, though. I think I made it out the other side, but sometimes photographers still take photos that make me wonder if I really did or not....

    And I'm not sure how a poorly timed shot in a 2'/2'6" hunter round is a great way to judge someone's eq. Some of the shots I see of myself at horseshows are horrific because they're half a second too early or too late. Shudder to think of what I would get called if I went posting those, though!
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    • #22
      Great pictures!

      I was eight at my first show, in 1978, and wore: a pair of dark green jodhpurs that had been worn by my mother in the 1950s when she was a child; rubber boots; a maroon coat with gold buttons; a random white shirt; and braids with big green yarn bows tied at the end. I looked AWESOME. I got one first and three fourths, in a division with four other children, and I still have all of the ribbons.
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      • #23
        Originally posted by PaintedHunter View Post
        Well I showed in a velvet helmet... TWO YEARS AGO. Duhn Duhn duuuuhhhhn
        Wait a minute, so did I! At an AA show, no less - and it's a faded velvet helmet, it's a lovely brown.

        And you know what's really funny, I started using a new helmet and everyone who sees me asks where my other helmet is... it's very popular!
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        • #24
          This is what I looked like the day I won my first class. Imagine what I looked like before this. In my defense, the hat fell off during the class (which it had an unfortunately tendency to do--I even have a picture of it bouncing off my horse's rump at one show) and was probably crammed back on my head by my mother before the photo opp. My boots fit better now and I know enough not to use blingy browbands in hunter classes. But I have hair issues to this day.

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          • #25
            Originally posted by CaitlinandTheBay View Post
            True story- at my first show I rode a 10000000 yr old cowpony and hunter green coat (with ratcatcher and pin).
            Originally posted by supershorty628 View Post
            Wait a minute, so did I! At an AA show, no less - and it's a faded velvet helmet, it's a lovely brown.

            And you know what's really funny, I started using a new helmet and everyone who sees me asks where my other helmet is... it's very popular!
            Rock on with your bad self
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            • #26
              Oh yeah. I also one time wore a boy's blazer instead of a "show jacket"...with previously mentioned show bow.
              There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the
              inside of a man.

              -Sir Winston Churchill

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              • #27
                Preach it, sisters! Best thread, ever. Supershorty--your commentary made me laugh so hard I dislodged a very disgruntled cat..bad you!

                My first show I had on those awesome "shelf bra height" breeches, a sleeveless ratcatcher sewn by my mom (cut down from a dress shirt bought at a Ross), and a hunt cap (pre-real helmet days, folks) with the elastic strap under my chin. Hot! Oh, and dress boots about 3 inches too short. My pony was too small for me and decided to roll in front of the judge in our showmanship class. The embarrassment was horrific. I did win grand champion in the class so obviously the judge was okay with it.

                I once had my horse stop in the middle of an oxer. Literally. Front feet IN BETWEEN the front and back rails. At a major A show. Le Sigh. The judge was laughing so hard she was crying. My trainer was crying from frustration. The jump crew was laughing as they unbuilt the jump around my horse. My horse was just glad to not be jumping. He had a lovely dressage career after I sold him.

                I have fallen off, clung on, wore ugly home made clothes, won, lost, chipped, jump so long my horse looked like Superman....and loved every minute of it. Every self-righteous super rider on recent threads has too. They just choose not to remember it all.
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                • #28
                  Here's my first horse show at age 3. I think the black jods were very fashion forward. And *gasp* I didn't have hunter hair
                  https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/...8a&oe=5397F757

                  And showing in Short Stirrup...at an A show...in a show bow. I think this was circa 1997ish?
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                  • #29
                    At my very first show I was so nervous I forgot to breathe , and passed out off my horse at fence 5. It was spectacular.

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                    • #30
                      Ok, ignore this being a pic of a pic, but it's the only one I have on my work computer - this is from my Short Stirrup, circa 1986/87 - I was about 10 or 11. And, yes, I was like 5" taller than everyone else and the only one on a horse not a pony. An eventing QH, even. Note the rubber boots (which you can't see from this angle but you could shove a fist down them with room to spare!), rust breeches, my mom's black coat, and Red's lovely eventing noseband

                      http://www.flickr.com/photos/funnythat/13264549664/

                      And this was almost 2 years ago, Long Stirrup - my fashion sense has improved, but not my eq! What, Kip has a very smooth canter and it's impossible to FEEL if he's on the right lead, especially when I'm nervous! But considering I took a 20 year break between the two pics, I'm not going to berate myself - I figure I'm starting over with my 6" taller body and learning how to ride all over again!

                      http://www.flickr.com/photos/funnyth...57630902452296
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                      • #31
                        Great thread!

                        Don't have old pictures - I'm in Florida and photos are in New York - but the ones from early horse shows in the 70s include things like a polyester ratcatcher with a bow; long, thick hair not even in a ponytail; rubber boots; a show jacket that was a shade of blue never before (or since) seen in nature; a red fuzzy girth cover (!); awful braids done with rubber bands; and even when my clothing started to improve, I showed a little leopard Appaloosa school horse (moved like a cart horse, but he jumped in perfect form, which in those days made up for his "interesting" appearance).

                        Thanks Nickelodian, for reminding us that we all had to start somewhere, and the only way to learn how to ride, and how to dress to ride, is to do it.

                        I'm now an older adult dealing with some serious health issues and while I have a gorgeous horse who looks the part, and all the right clothes, I have reached the point where I'm perfectly fine jumping smaller fences than I did for many years, and just enjoying being in the show ring and participating. It's liberating to let go of some of the attitude that seems to come with horse showing for a long time. No fun to look at the bad pictures, but at least my horse and I are still out there trying.

                        Walk a mile in my shoes, and then tell me there shouldn't be any lower level divisions at AA shows.... It's amazing how much one's attitude changes when real life intrudes.

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                        • #32
                          Awesome thread! Thanks for the laughs, Nick and Supershorty!
                          The plural of anecdote is not data.

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                          • #33
                            Originally posted by PNWjumper View Post
                            And I'm not sure how a poorly timed shot in a 2'/2'6" hunter round is a great way to judge someone's eq. Some of the shots I see of myself at horseshows are horrific because they're half a second too early or too late. Shudder to think of what I would get called if I went posting those, though!
                            Can we also talk about how it's nearly impossible to get a decent photograph at 2'-2'6? If your horse is putting in enough effort that he really comes up to meet you and closes your hip angle dramatically he's probably topping out at about that height. All of my photos over the littler stuff feature a more upright position and a more open angle.
                            Originally posted by BAC
                            I don't think FF's post was rude (not this one at least).

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                            • #34
                              Originally posted by GoneAway View Post
                              This is my new favorite thread. I need to find pics, but my first show was on an old style Appy and I rode in RUBBER BOOTS THE HORROR.

                              Rock on folks!


                              oooh oooh, ME TOO!!!!! I used to dream about being able to afford the fancy schmancy rubber boots - the Aigle brand, I think?

                              My first show "over fences" was an open breed style show that had the obligatory 3 hunter classes at the start of the show, and I think I either could only enter one class or only had the $$ for one class. Since I only had barrels and broomsticks to jump at home, my mount had distinct opinions about the first jump (green astro turf coop). We made three tries at that jump and were excused. The next show I made it over that jump, only to have him refuse the next jump. The month after that I FINALLY MADE IT OVER ALL THE JUMPS. Barely. Oh, baby, I was hooked. Eight whole jumps in a row? No looking back after that experience. I began plotting how to get MORE broomsticks and barrels!!!

                              In fact, the first picture shows how very much he did not want to jump that fence. He had run out on the mind. I had other plans. It was not pretty.

                              However as you can see from the second picture, the pilot improved her skills a tiny bit over time (I think that pic was a year or two later), if not her wardrobe.

                              We all have to start somewhere, and for most of us, that is at the beginning, right?
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                              Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

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                              • #35
                                Another vote for best thread ever!

                                Minimally one of the very best original posts I have ever read.
                                Thank you for saying it so well.

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                                • #36
                                  Originally posted by french fry View Post
                                  Can we also talk about how it's nearly impossible to get a decent photograph at 2'-2'6? If your horse is putting in enough effort that he really comes up to meet you and closes your hip angle dramatically he's probably topping out at about that height. All of my photos over the littler stuff feature a more upright position and a more open angle.
                                  Not to mention that timing a picture when the horse is just stepping over the fence is super difficult! Most of them exhibit quality form like this former hunter
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                                  • #37
                                    OK, since you're all being so brave, I'll join the party.

                                    Here I am, circa 1962, stylin' in my cowboy hat, six-shooter, leopard pants, and hush puppy shoes:

                                    http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...DadsSlides.jpg

                                    Pony Club rally, 1968. Note ratcatcher shirt with bow, synthetic boots, velveteen helmet, and cotton canary britches with the extra bulge of fabric at the hip. Pony had refused the fence minutes ago and I nearly fell off, hanging on upside down around her neck and somehow clambering back on to avoid the penalty points for a fall. This was our second attempt, which elicited a big cheer from the onlookers.

                                    http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z.../Mistyjump.jpg

                                    This was maybe 1967? Please note the red gloves, flowered parka (dirty), ear warmer, and velveteen helmet with Pony Club pin. Pony was homely, but she had a heart of gold. I still tear up when I see pictures of her.

                                    http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...DadsSlides.jpg

                                    Costume class, 1966. Saintly pony and I went as Kauai King, who won the Derby and the Preakness that year. This took place before he lost the Belmont. Mom sewed my jockey silks, and my sibs made hundreds of tissue carnations for the giant horseshoe of flowers.

                                    http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...DadsSlides.jpg

                                    Pony Club Regional Rally, 1972. Note "Pro" helmet (state-of-the-art in safety back then) and stovepipe boots. You can't tell, but the breeches are rust. This was a crabby half-arab mare, my first horse. We had one spectacular year together in Pony Club before she decided she did not want to cooperate any more.

                                    http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...ionalRally.jpg

                                    OK, I hesitated before posting this one. This was at a local horse trial, I think; I was in high school, so maybe 1973. My dad, whose hobby was model airplanes, painted the camo on the helmet. I had refused to wear my ugly stovepipe tall boots any more. Parents wouldn't get me customs (I finally received them for college graduation gift), so I wore jods as a teen. The Crosby Prix des Nations saddle completes the look. I know you're all cringing; I am too. But it makes for a good laugh.

                                    http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...circa1975b.jpg

                                    OK, this is 1979. Things are improving. I finally got my custom Dehners (I still have them, by the way), and my mom made my helmet cover. Sis made the giant pom-pom, which then I thought lent a unique flair to my ensemble:

                                    http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...ss-Country.jpg

                                    This was more recent--last year. I am still not very fashion-forward as you can see. Note the green jacket, safety vest, and velvet helmet. I'm still wearing the Dehners though you can't see them, and I'm using the same Stubben Siegfried as in the previous photo. The horse is pretty, though, isn't she?

                                    http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/z...sdf9bac7b.jpeg
                                    Last edited by Dewey; Mar. 19, 2014, 09:29 AM.
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                                    • #38
                                      You all are awesome. I don't have my old photos scanned electronically, so you will have to take my word that in photos circa 1973, I was wearing canary britches, a tweed Harry Hall, and a contrasting choker on my ratcatcher. I also had the elastic chin strap on my helmet, and boot garters on my too short off the rack boots. Stylin'.

                                      Mid 80s there are photos of me schooling in skin tight custom chaps and a Caliente helmet with the custom cover in my barn colors and showing in grey britches with a pinstripe hunt coat.

                                      I am very glad there are no photos extant of the day I experimented with taping braids like the dressage folks did. Very glad.

                                      Thanks to everyone who did post photos and stories. Bless you!
                                      The plural of anecdote is not data.

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                                      • #39
                                        Best thread ever!

                                        This is the best post I've seen on here in forever!! We all had to start somewhere- cute and funny. Love the old photos!

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                                        • #40
                                          I got y'all beat.

                                          Lucky for us all my pics are circa 1950s and need to be scanned (won't happen).

                                          But picture these {please hold applause}:

                                          8 or 9yo me in my very first schooling show.
                                          Horse is a Saddlebred wearing (I kid you not) BLINKERS on double bridle (all schoolies went in curb & snaffle). Her head is just about in my lap.
                                          I am resplendent in jods, saddleseat-style jodphur boots that buckled at the ankle, white ruffly shirt with bolo tie & a red vest. No helmet.
                                          NOTE: this was an English Huntseat show, not Saddleseat.

                                          FF to the early 60s when I wore my Aunt's hand-me-down black wool huntcoat. To my everlasting shame. The cool kids had madras plaid coats.
                                          At least my boots were tall ones - Dehners - off the rack from a shoe store in Evanston,IL that carried the brand.
                                          IIRC breeches were tan corded twill with the oh-so-lovely hip pouf.
                                          And buttons on the calf - ouch.
                                          Helmet was the velvet huntcap style with elastic chinstrap.

                                          Those were the days.......
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