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Does my horse have a slutty name?

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    #81
    Thanks in large part to suggestions made in this thread, I present to you the following masterpiece:

    A new take on "Only By Night".

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    • #82
      Well done!
      Donald Trump - proven liar, cheat, traitor and sexual predator! Hillary Clinton won in 2016, but we have all lost.

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      • #83
        Heheh
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        • #84
          My horse's show name is/was Fifty Shades of Grey. Announcers love saying it
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          • #85
            My OTTB's racing name was "Private Pleasure". Don't Google it!

            There was a COTH/ATC team named Fifty Shades of Hay this year. I loved it!
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            • #86
              Great name!
              (and don't you love when something pops in your head and you just know it's going to be what you name your horse?)

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              • #87
                No it does not. I remember a neat jumper mare named "Twice a Night". Can't say the same for that name....

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                • #88
                  Originally posted by Drvmb1ggl3 View Post
                  This was the name of the real live race horse in France...
                  http://www.pedigreequery.com/big+tits

                  They tried the name 'Gros Nouchons' first but France Galop rejected it, so went with the English version.
                  Now that is a slutty name.
                  I heard a neigh. Oh, such a brisk and melodious neigh as that was! My very heart leaped with delight at the sound. --Nathaniel Hawthorne

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                  • #89
                    My mares registered name is "One Night Stand" what a coincidence! The horse across the aisle is the "Happy Hooker". Really was not planned.
                    Last edited by TullyMars; Jan. 29, 2013, 02:04 PM. Reason: addition

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                    • #90
                      I knew someone who had a horse named 'Night Moves' years ago, and he mounted a mare in the warm up ring! Well named, I guess.
                      The truth is always in the middle.

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                      • #91
                        Originally posted by over the moon View Post
                        We had a Victoria's Secret as well... I quite like her name
                        ha! I had one of those too Her actual registered JC name was Wizard's Keepsake, but she was sold to me under "victoria's secret" so we kept it. Miss that goofy mare.

                        And years and years ago, a TB filly showed up at my gramps' barn for training. She was owned by some total newbs who I think thought he would train her for racing (?) even though he was mostly a saddlebreds-n-jumpers guy. Or actually, a broom-across-the-ass guy, to be more honest. They thought they were really funny and said her name was Kitty Cheese. Except, they didn't use the word "kitty." Pretty sure that's about as horrible as it gets. At the time I didn't get it, and remember posting about it online (early in the days of the interwebz, when we had "prodigy" hahaha) and I got banned from the discussion group.
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                        • #92
                          Belle's dam was "French Letters".

                          Can't believe the JC let it through.
                          Last edited by Janet; Jan. 29, 2013, 09:14 PM.
                          Janet

                          chief feeder and mucker for Music, Spy, Belle and Tiara. Someone else is now feeding and mucking for Chief and Brain (both foxhunting now).

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                          • #93
                            Originally posted by TullyMars View Post
                            My mares registered name is "One Night Stand" what a coincidence! The horse across the aisle is the "Happy Hooker". Really was not planned.

                            That's brilliant.
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                            • #94
                              I don't think this one got accepted, but a mare by Mexican General named Sexy Mexy had a foal by Ski Resort. They wanted to name her Sex on the Slopes. But, Hoof Hearted DID get by them.

                              I think the OP's name is an excellent and clever choice.
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                              • #95
                                There was a racehorse in Australia named Far Call. Looks innocent enough on paper so it snuck through the Registrar but just try saying fast like a race caller would! It got changed after its first start.

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                                • #96
                                  I like it!Not slutty at all.I wanted to name our race horse,who is by Gators n Bears.....MasterGator...lol,now that's dirty.I got voted out and his name is Gator Bay.No longer racing and now my new phenomenal project!Keep the name.

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                                  • #97
                                    Originally posted by Foxtrot's View Post
                                    I don't think this one got accepted, but a mare by Mexican General named Sexy Mexy had a foal by Ski Resort. They wanted to name her Sex on the Slopes. But, Hoof Hearted DID get by them.

                                    I think the OP's name is an excellent and clever choice.
                                    Love it!

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                                    • #98
                                      Originally posted by Voldemare View Post
                                      I love the name. Barn name could be Nightie
                                      I love KOL and fantasize about having a cute little mare named Taper Jean Girl.
                                      That's funny, because I want to get a TB and name it "Skinny Jeans."

                                      OP - I think its a great name!
                                      Adversity is the stone on which I sharpen my blade.

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                                      • #99
                                        I do recall seeing a QH by the name 'Gay Bar Streaker' and I thought that was rather hilarious. And a show jumper called 'That's What She Said'.

                                        As for the OP, Only By Night sounds like nothing compared to some of the examples on this thread haha.

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                                        • I think that I will have the winner.

                                          My current BM had worked at a private farm that did some racing TB breeding. A broodmare there had a totally decent normal name. BM inquired about the mare's pedigree, and the Owner was a little squimish about disclosing the dam's side.

                                          Finally, owner tells her the dam was.....drum roll please........

                                          Falatian Queen.


                                          (And yes, it is in reference to what you think it means).

                                          Friend was all *ewwwwwww*. Owner was embarassed.

                                          *sigh* stupid name by an idiot man, no doubt.
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