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  • Weridest thing you have ever seen?

    I was thinking after reading about the drama of the AA/A H/J shows of late; what is the weirdest thing you have seen in Eventing Land? Not tragic just plain, head turning, eye popping odd?
    If you can see it, your doing it wrong...

  • #2
    ? Give me some examples.

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    • #3
      You mean the middle aged woman on the more than middle aged horse wearing sparkly/spangly/slinky helmet & vest covers with sparkle bell boots and brushing boots?

      Or the horse jumps out of the ring, rider turns around, jumps back in and continues the course?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Hilary View Post
        Or the horse jumps out of the ring, rider turns around, jumps back in and continues the course?

        Absolutely FABULOUS!!! Good for her. My horses go out the same way the came in...and if that means doing what she did, finishing the course and walking out the gate...you bet your ass I would do the same thing.

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        • #5
          A WELL-beyond-middle-aged woman in neon pink EVERYTHING, including bridle, martingale, boots, crop, helmet, vest and sports bra with NO SHIRT, before that became (mercifully) illegal.

          A big, fat, black draft horse named Tinkerbell thundering around at BN.

          All of those itty bitty mutant dogs that people carry around at horse shows nowadays, shivering and looking as if they're going to die of apoplexy at any moment. Gross!
          Click here before you buy.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by deltawave View Post
            All of those itty bitty mutant dogs that people carry around at horse shows nowadays, shivering and looking as if they're going to die of apoplexy at any moment. Gross!


            The "kick me" dogs!!!

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            • #7
              The woman who rides XC with a big TASSLE hanging down from her horse's girth, giving all the fence judges heart apoplexy (which I think I spelled wrong)
              Last edited by FlightCheck; Nov. 28, 2007, 02:56 PM. Reason: horse's girth, not HER girth :)

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              • #8
                The ultimate oh crap moment

                Saw a girl in the warm up down at Menfelt in Maryland. Her horse was stopping like a fat lady at the donut stand. She fell off twice before she went off to the start box. I seem to remember she was going YR Prelim and was definately riding her horse is some kind of hackamore thing. I was sitting at the water when she came over the fourth fence, a tiger trap, when it occurred to me how scary it was going to be to watch her do the water so I got up and walked down a side road to the back part of the course when.... lo and behold...
                here comes that rider at a dead gallop straight towards me. WOW, is she off course.
                At first I think, well she got eliminated and is leaving. Hmmmn, she certainly is going a tad fast. Yikes as I dive out of her way... and as she gallops past completely out of control I notice ...
                NO BRIDLE!
                As her horse is merrily galloping back into the course, the horse's nose literally touches the tail of a galloping horse about to take the Tiger Trap... then it swerves into the field with the advanced jumps on it.
                Finally, the rider picks her moment and ejects from saddle, does an amazing roll and pops up to go running to catch her wild eyed mount.
                I actually got to talk to her later about the incident. She said she knew that the bridle had been broken but chose to keep on jumping till the flipping thing fell off.

                Unbelievable.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by merry_one View Post
                  Saw a girl in the warm up down at Menfelt in Maryland. Her horse was stopping like a fat lady at the donut stand. She fell off twice before she went off to the start box. I seem to remember she was going YR Prelim and was definately riding her horse is some kind of hackamore thing. I was sitting at the water when she came over the fourth fence, a tiger trap, when it occurred to me how scary it was going to be to watch her do the water so I got up and walked down a side road to the back part of the course when.... lo and behold...
                  here comes that rider at a dead gallop straight towards me. WOW, is she off course.
                  At first I think, well she got eliminated and is leaving. Hmmmn, she certainly is going a tad fast. Yikes as I dive out of her way... and as she gallops past completely out of control I notice ...
                  NO BRIDLE!
                  As her horse is merrily galloping back into the course, the horse's nose literally touches the tail of a galloping horse about to take the Tiger Trap... then it swerves into the field with the advanced jumps on it.
                  Finally, the rider picks her moment and ejects from saddle, does an amazing roll and pops up to go running to catch her wild eyed mount.
                  I actually got to talk to her later about the incident. She said she knew that the bridle had been broken but chose to keep on jumping till the flipping thing fell off.

                  Unbelievable.



                  As I was reading that, my mouth *literally* dropped (and hung) open...(Good thing I'm inside, and it's not fly season )

                  Wow, unbelievable!
                  "Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."

                  "It's supposed to be hard...the hard is what makes it great!" (Jimmy Dugan, "A League of Their Own")

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by deltawave View Post
                    A WELL-beyond-middle-aged woman in neon pink EVERYTHING, including bridle, martingale, boots, crop, helmet, vest and sports bra with NO SHIRT, before that became (mercifully) illegal.
                    Uh, this is totally going to be me when I start eventing! I was thinking Kelly green, though. Gotta find a horse to match first. And start jumping again...

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                    • #11
                      Ewwww can I play????

                      This actually happened to me but I have it in pictures and still cracks me up! I was going prelim on my good trusty appyX. We were clean and fast even through the water! Next to last fence was actually the coffin complex, built as vertical, 2 strides ditch, one stride vertical. Colin has no problem with ditches so gallop around the corner close my leg to move up and he accidentally got 1 foot over the placing log on the ground, comes to a dead stop and I slide down his neck, he lowers neck and my right hand touches ground. Colin then picks head up with me laying on his face (I really got to scan this pic so people will believe me!) and I slide back down in the saddle, scootch my butt back in and go to circle around to re-approach.......but wait a minute where are my reins?!? Heck with the reins were the hell is my bridle?!? Oh wait I see it stuck to a knot on the log we just laid on. I jumped off, fence judge hands me bridle, put it back on (this had a noseband and flash so still not really sure how that happened), and jumped the coffin and the last fence. That was an odd occurance.

                      Here's another one from last summer. Was taking my 5 year old training, he was being fantastic in dressage warm up, cantered to the left great, pick up a right lead canter, do one circle.......followed by him catching his foot not being able to save it, and doing a complete slow-mo slide to the ground depositing me in a pile of poop (his poop non the less from the circle before!) before doing a complete ass over tea kettle flip. Good boy pops up and walks to the nearest person a little dazed and confused and goes in and does a very respectable 37.0, 5 minutes later. Bet none of you have seen too many horses do a flip from a collected canter in dressage warm up!

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                      • #12
                        this year the the maryland horse trials one AND two....

                        did ANYONE see the guy walking around with a parrot on his shoulder??

                        A FREAKING PIRATE WAS AT THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        www.yellowroseeventing.com

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ellebeaux View Post
                          Uh, this is totally going to be me when I start eventing! I was thinking Kelly green, though. Gotta find a horse to match first. And start jumping again...
                          hehe, I'm all about pretty, matching xc gear ^_^

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                            #14
                            now that the game is started

                            How about this: I saw a crazy BN trip about 10 years ago at maybe, Jump Start, where the rider must have fallen off schooling, was in white breeches, and landed in a mud pile, but just on her butt, and just the area where you can imagine.

                            The whole time the jump judges are on the radio saying, 'Rider XYZ stained herself!'

                            I was at the horse park (Ky) I think maybe jump start again, and the annoucer called my uber mare a gelding during XC and that was only time in that mare's life she stopped on course! She was appauled.
                            If you can see it, your doing it wrong...

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                            • #15
                              Once while fence judging during the novice division, a fair number of years ago at Inavale, a lady cantered into the water, somehow lost her reins (and balance), got herself upright just as the horse jumped out of the water complex over the preliminary's in jump. Cantered off like nothing happened. I can't remember what the drop was from the preliminary jump down into the water, but that little novice horse had no trouble jumping up out of it. I can still remember the sinking feeling, thinking a crash was coming, and everyone clapping when there was not any issue.
                              ~ Kimberlee
                              www.SpunkyDiva.com

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                              • #16
                                Originally posted by snoopy View Post
                                The "kick me" dogs!!!
                                I am gald I am not the only one thinking they are that shaped for a reason
                                RIP Kid Gloves (Holly) 1992 TBxHanv CCI*** mare.
                                http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/holly
                                New mare: Miss Bunny Express (Missy) 1995 AQHA Jumper mare.
                                http://photobucket.com/tx3dayeventer/missy

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                                • #17
                                  I was jump judging novice once when a little connemara knocked the entire jump over. Turns out he was clear (who knew?), but good god, he hit that jump HARD (it was a faux stone wall).

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                                  • #18
                                    Damned fricking miniature stallion that got loose and ran up to our dr warmup at the VA HC. They were having a mini show while we were having a ht up the hill (before 600 others decided VA is really good event and enter). Little sucker was like trying to catch a chicken. My horse immediately said I had enough and bolted out of there. Others were just trying to get out of the way. Meanwhile stupid stud was trying to run into everyone's butt.
                                    There's a bloopers video out there of it. Got a butt shot of us exiting.
                                    Even duct tape can't fix stupid

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                                    • #19
                                      I actually got to talk to her later about the incident. She said she knew that the bridle had been broken but chose to keep on jumping till the flipping thing fell off.

                                      She should be banned from the sport for life with that kind of judgement call!!

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                                      • #20
                                        Speaking of minis....
                                        I remember walking a horse to the warmup at Kentucky HP during the summer event, the one where we shared the grounds with the mini show?! Remember that?
                                        I rounded a corner, on a loose rein, only to encounter two kids 'drag racing' their mini horses in roadster carts on the pavement. Thankgod my horse was so stunned that I had a nanosecond to gather the reins! That is when I started wondering about the logic of two shows together.

                                        Then later that weekend I went into the indoor and watched the "mini jumping class"
                                        .... on leashes!!

                                        ugh.
                                        www.polestarfarm.com

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