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  • Rolex shopping haiku

    Let's see if we can express the gist of our shopping lists in the classical poetry format again this year.


    New saddle purchased
    recently. Can only buy
    little stuff this year.

    A bit is the "big ticket item" on my list this year! I need rein stops, stud hole plugs, shoe polish, lots of piddly little things, which is a relief.
    Click here before you buy.

  • #2
    have my credit card
    don't steal that bridle from me
    or i will draw blood.
    Last edited by mcorbett; Apr. 21, 2010, 02:53 PM. Reason: not enough syllables. don't want to fail COTH English class!
    Hillside Haven Farm
    From starting gate to start box!

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    • #3
      I will buy
      Only things that are purple
      But not expensive

      I have an obsession with all things purple for my pony, but I don't really need anything, so no big purchases. Wouldn't mind a killer deal on a good bridle.

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      • #4
        Shopping at Rolex
        The only shopping I like
        Anticipation!

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        • #5
          spent too much on horse
          last year. Now he is sold (jerk)
          time to buy for me!
          No Trouble
          2/2/05 - 7/29/13
          Rest In Peace my quirky brave boy, I will love you forever.

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          • #6
            Gift shopping to do
            Trainer birthday, trainer congrats
            Dark horse for sweetie
            OTTBs rule, but spots are good too!

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            • #7
              Going to Rolex? Not
              This year; Some year soon, I hope!
              Time to build war chest.
              Originally posted by HuntrJumpr
              No matter what level of showing you're doing, you are required to have pants on.

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              • #8
                First, tickets for WEG
                Now the Trade Fair at Rolex
                Smell that burnt plastic!

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                • #9
                  big body now
                  a new vest to find
                  comfort soon

                  "Everyone will start to cheer, when you put on your sailin shoes"-Lowell George

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                  • #10
                    Big waterford bit.
                    SSG gloves for my hands.
                    Breastplate, where are you?

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                    • #11
                      There's too many vet bills,
                      no Rolex for me this year...
                      m-f****** tendon!
                      Eventing-A-Gogo: Adventures of a Barefoot Event Horse and her Human
                      The Reeling: An Unexpected Mareventure

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                      • #12
                        VTO's there now
                        I had so planned to be good
                        Wish I had more cash
                        SportHorseRiders.com
                        Taco Blog
                        *T3DE 2010 Pact*

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                        • #13
                          VTO's there ? OMG
                          And Fleeceworks !
                          Extend Credit Limit Now

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                          • #14
                            shopping list

                            stubben stirrup leathers
                            with holes that really match
                            finally
                            Jazz- 4.9.01 OTTB, loved since 12.6.09
                            Skip- 3.3.91 APHA, i miss you buddy

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                            • #15
                              Not going this year
                              So in depths of doom and gloom
                              Shall blow cash online.

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                              • #16
                                Dubarry booth calls
                                Champagne, sofa, Irish voices
                                Lord please give me strength

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                                • #17
                                  New horse
                                  wrong size
                                  all new stuff

                                  or

                                  I have a new horse named Riley
                                  He makes me smiley
                                  He is to small for Smoke's stuff
                                  Makes life ruff
                                  Off to Rolex I go to shop for him
                                  Credit card bill looks grim

                                  This is fun!

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                                  • Original Poster

                                    #18
                                    Half of you people are getting a "D" in high school English.

                                    Haiku:

                                    Five syllables first.
                                    The second line is seven.
                                    Then repeat the five.

                                    Click here before you buy.

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                                    • #19
                                      Originally posted by deltawave View Post
                                      Half of you people are getting a "D" in high school English.
                                      They may be failing at haiku construction, but these are freaking hilarious!

                                      Hugs Ritazza...
                                      Flip a coin. It's not what side lands that matters, but what side you were hoping for when the coin was still in the air.

                                      You call it boxed wine. I call it carboardeaux.

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                                      • #20
                                        Not going this year
                                        My credit card is happy
                                        I will shop through you

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