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  • Pppssssssttttt

    Unfortunately, it's already closed, but I wanted to give ya'all a heads-up that there was more N**** "Humping to Third" P***** drama over on the dressage forum. They merged the thread with the old, still-closed thread (boo! *hiss*), but it was wonderfully entertaining while it lasted! Complete with more witticisms from The Maestro* himself!

    *Who else thinks someone needs to name their dressage horse The Maestro?
    Last edited by Frizzle; Jan. 25, 2014, 11:00 PM.
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    I see the new thread is moved but when you click on it, it reverts to the old thread.
    "Punch him in the wiener. Then leave." AffirmedHope

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    • #3
      It's not closed yet..... ....just kidding. Now it's closed.

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        #4
        They merged the threads, I believe.
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          Oh, when I was there it was closed. Maybe they unlocked it?
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          • #6
            A person who interviewed NP for a training position posted her comments on that interview and the resulting behavior from NP. It was "tacked on" to the original thread. I wish the thread was kept open, this guy keeps advertising himself as a successful dressage master (and cold-calling barns), and clearly he's not.
            Proud member of the Colbert Dressage Nation

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            • #7
              Pppssssssttttt

              Thanks for posting this. I didn't know it was reopened.

              Do you all know he also evented to preliminary? (well, according to him)

              EDITED: Rats! They locked it again.

              Anyway, I was wondering how Nick's shoulder is doing as it must be quite sore from patting himself on the back all the time.
              The virtual "woodshed" seems the only remedy for willful fools .

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Joanne View Post
                Pppssssssttttt

                Thanks for posting this. I didn't know it was reopened.

                Do you all know he also evented to preliminary? (well, according to him)

                EDITED: Rats! They locked it again.

                Anyway, I was wondering how Nick's shoulder is doing as it must be quite sore from patting himself on the back all the time.
                The old, original thread does not appear to be locked! Post away again!

                Nick wanted to reply to the new thread (now combined with the old thread) so what were the poor moderators to do? Unlock it, of course! (Let the man talk, I say. )

                Liz

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                • #9
                  My favorite was the video clip where he is explaining that when a horse is properly "flexating" its neck it lifts its back and "you can actually hear the leather [of the saddle] stretching".

                  Huh?
                  Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.

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                  • #10
                    Personally I'm heartbroken that I never got to see the saddle humping passage video before it got shut down!
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                      Ritazza, I believe someone was going to repost it. Search Youtube for "Humping to Third" (although the results migh be a bit lol). You HAVE to see it!!! It was equally horrifying and hilarious, slightly pornographic, and will make you feel like Charlotte Dujardin!
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Ritazza View Post
                        Personally I'm heartbroken that I never got to see the saddle humping passage video before it got shut down!
                        It was .......hmmmmm......akin to a monkey atop a football.
                        Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.

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                        • #13
                          Oh god if anyone has the link please do message me with it!!!
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                          The Reeling: An Unexpected Mareventure

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                          • #14
                            This is the piaffe video with Chevy the Appaloosa:

                            http://s869.photobucket.com/user/kit...7294d.mp4.html

                            It seems to take a long time to download, but that may just be my computer. (I didn't post it, I don't have a photobucket account, so I have no idea what it's usually like.)

                            Apparently, there are reviews of him on Rate My Horse Pro, but I don't subscribe and haven't read them.
                            Proofreading is your friend.

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                            • #15
                              Haven't read through all of this yet, but you might be able to find the video or new info at http://fhotd64476.yuku.com/topic/754...1#.Us35yfRDtA0

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                              • #16
                                yep, post #123

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                                • #17
                                  The video has been removed from Youtube and the photobucket site. I was looking for it yesterday.
                                  The virtual "woodshed" seems the only remedy for willful fools .

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                                  • #18
                                    look here at post 123

                                    http://fhotd64476.yuku.com/topic/754...1#.Us35yfRDtA0

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                                    • #19
                                      I apologize. You were correct. It's there. He had some videos removed; the caption came up that he had copyrighted them.

                                      Don't hesitate--watch it while you can.
                                      Last edited by Joanne; Jan. 8, 2014, 09:55 PM.
                                      The virtual "woodshed" seems the only remedy for willful fools .

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                                      • #20
                                        Ok, my life is now complete!!
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