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  • #2
    That's pretty good! They left out "I think I'm gonna barf." Usually heard in the XC warmup!


    • #3
      That was hilarious, and oh so accurate.
      Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman.

      The Grove at Five Points


      • #4
        That was pretty funny- didn't actually laugh out loud until I saw the credits.... "directed by Bjorn"
        Unrepentant carb eater


        • #5
          Love the clicking part lol
          All that is gold does not glitter;
          Not all those who wander are lost.
          ~J.R.R. Tolkien


          • #6
            Originally posted by NSRider View Post
            Love the clicking part lol
            I loved the clucking too that was great!
            Thanks for sharing!


            • #7
              Hilarious! I loved "Can somebody get him...", although clearing the front seat was very familiar!


              • #8
                Very clever - and now they'll get so many more suggestions too. This could get to be quite a series.


                • #9
                  Yep. Said it all...the only thing that would have been better was if it was "Crap! I left my number/armband/whip/spurs at the trailer".


                  • #10
                    Bump this!

                    This would make a great series!!


                    • #11
                      Love it! Was just thinking today how I wish there was a company like SmartPak in KY so I could combined my hobby with a job.
                      Things happen for a reason...so when I reach over and smack you upside the head, just remember...you gave me a reason!


                      • #12
                        This video is great! Very cute!


                        • #13
                          I "cluck" at my kids, my car, my dog. The worst was when I was brushing my daughter's hair, and tried to get her to scoot over by using my leg! So bad.
                          “Always saddle your own horse. Always know what you’re doing. And go in the direction you are heading.” Connie Reeves
                          Jump Start Solutions LLC


                          • #14
                            They should make one for eventers:

                            "Can I borrow your..."
                            "Want a beer?"
                            "Did you post your helmet cam yet?"
                            "I stayed in the dressage arena!"
                            "Jog him one more time."
                            "What's my ride time?"
                            "Did you walk the course yet?"
                            "Is that Boyd?"
                            "Phillip/Karen/Lucinda liked my horse"
                            "P/K/L told me..."
                            "He pulled a shoe at the water"
                            "Will I be eliminated for..."
                            "Warmbloods suck at cross country"
                            "Thoroughbreds suck at dressage"
                            "How do I condition for..."
                            "That horse is crazy"
                            "Slow down!"
                            "Speed up!"
                            Life doesn't have perfect footing.

                            Bloggily entertain yourself with our adventures (and disasters):
                            We Are Flying Solo


                            • #15
                              "What studs are you using?"
                              "Is the smoothy lady here?"
                              "Ring 2 is a cowbell."
                              "I need a beer."
                              "I need wine."
                              "I need tequila."
                              "Is this bit dressage legal?"
                              "Ask Janet."
                              The big guy: Lincoln

                              Southern Maryland Equestrian


                              • #16
                                i am literally laughing so hard, there are tears! i liked those lift-top cubbies in the tack room. need to remember those for when we do our barn.
                                Gracious "Gracie," 2002 TB mare
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                                I have Higher Standards ...do you?


                                • #17
                                  I loved the part with the front seat of the car...pretty much every horse person I know!
                                  "Last time I picked your feet, you broke my toe!"


                                  • #18
                                    me: go get her before she breaks my reins
                                    DH: i think she already did
                                    Gracious "Gracie," 2002 TB mare
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                                    • #19
                                      hilarious, and wildlifer sounds like she comes from my barn!


                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by Duckz View Post
                                        "Ask Janet."
                                        HAHAHAH, hey, she just won a Smurfie award for this!
                                        Life doesn't have perfect footing.

                                        Bloggily entertain yourself with our adventures (and disasters):
                                        We Are Flying Solo