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    #41
    Originally posted by fordtraktor View Post
    Your problem is lack of exposure. More tophat.

    You should learn to promote yourself more effectively, perhaps through a webpage like this: http://www.heathertonshowhuntersjumpers.com/


    I get plenty of exposure. I have sponsors always asking for pictures and giving me money. If you don't believe me, Here is a picture of my self-trained 3 year-old dutch warmblood at Coconino II in 2010.

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...ed=0CDkQ9QEwBg

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    • #42
      Originally posted by RAyers View Post
      I get plenty of exposure. I have sponsors always asking for pictures and giving me money. If you don't believe me, Here is a picture of us at Coconino II in 2010.

      http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...ed=0CDkQ9QEwBg
      I don't know what you're trying to prove by being full figured, Reed. Sponsors think fluffy girls are hideous and are single handedly trying to destroy the sport of eventing because we had two people on the WEG team who aren't stick figures.

      Don't you know that anyone that is metabolically challenged shouldn't sit on a horse? You might kill it. And that is WAY worse than flipping it over a Rolex fence and breaking all four (or two, as you claim, but I KNOW THE TRUTH) of its legs.
      Big Idea Eventing

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      • #43
        full moon getting to you Reed?
        http://kaboomeventing.com/
        http://kaboomeventing.blogspot.com/
        Horses are amazing athletes and make no mistake -- they are the stars of the show!

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          #44
          Originally posted by scubed View Post
          Definitely sleeping with the trainer, but also need to make sure that you are insulting sufficient numbers of people and totally demeaning the sport that you are applying to be in charge of while replacing several keyboards, including mine!


          By the way, here is PROOF the sun does shine out of my ass when I am on XC.

          http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...8&id=624807621
          Last edited by RAyers; Feb. 18, 2011, 03:19 PM.

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          • #45
            Originally posted by RAyers View Post
            By the way, here is PROOF the sun does shine out of my ass when I am on XC.

            http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...807621&theater
            Darren Chiacchia won't be happy that you stole his only remaining claim to fame.
            Big Idea Eventing

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            • #46
              epic

              note to self..do not read this thread in the office...I cannot stifle the laughter...

              but RAyers..you forgot to ask about the homeopathophsyco miracle drug that doesn't test so its legal...

              I love my OTTB! I get my dressage test done faster!

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              • #47
                Numping? Finging? Any dancing on the tables?

                I was sooooo missing the COTH that got me started here.

                Reed, don't forget that there is photographic evidence (which you removed from your profile, BTW) of you ramming your horse into a tree. Good thing you had some extra beer to give it after that!
                They don't call me frugal for nothing.
                Proud and achy member of the Eventing Grannies clique.

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                • #48
                  Originally posted by OverandOnward View Post
                  All you need is the right horse. If your parents buy you the right horse you'll go from LL to 2* in a couple of years. Just hang on to the mane.

                  I know this because a 14 year old told me so. Her parents just bought her the right horse. She's very excited about it, she's done a little up-bank on him, and she should go to her first recognized BN soon. She should be at Rolex before she gets her driver's license. How cool is that?

                  You can, too. Anybody can. She told me so.
                  I like this. But I think the Right Horse needs to be a proper noun. Does anyone have the Right Horse for a free lease? PM me. Thanks.
                  We're spending our money on horses and bourbon. The rest we're just wasting.
                  www.dleestudio.com

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                  • #49
                    Originally posted by RAyers View Post
                    By the way, here is PROOF the sun does shine out of my ass when I am on XC.

                    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...807621&theater
                    I love my OTTB! I get my dressage test done faster!

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                    • #50
                      You know, you will never make it ANYWHERE unless you have worked 37 hour days with no sleep in a dark, moldy barn for David Chiduttgreen. How else could you possibly know what pain or work was? Without this, you will simply be useless and clueless for all time so you might as well just drown your fat ass in the water complex today.
                      Life doesn't have perfect footing.

                      Bloggily entertain yourself with our adventures (and disasters):
                      We Are Flying Solo

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                      • #51
                        RAyers,

                        Thank you, thank you, thank you! It is so nice to find this thread today. This is a great counter to the druggie thread over on the H/J forum.

                        BTW, I loff the sun shinning from your buttocks.
                        When in Doubt, let your horse do the Thinking!

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                        • #52
                          What the fruitbat! You can't do that here! You have to be a card carrying member of the troll community before any smurf dissing is allowed. However, the top hat addition is a good one and I truly believe an air vest is going to be required henceforce at Beginner Novice through Preliminary levels, but of course, optional at the international levels. Clothing also will be optional at the international levels, as the Second Wife has decreed eventing is too boring and they will be experimenting with new marketing strategies for this sport on the world level. Oh and she's removing the cross country test as well. Eventing will now have a conformation contest for horses, and a runway modelling contest for riders, in its place. Go Marmaduke.
                          Proud & Permanent Student Of The Long Road
                          Read me: EN (http://eventingnation.com/author/annemarch/) and HJU (http://horsejunkiesunited.com/author/holly-covey/)

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                          • #53
                            It BLAZES off the buttocks! I was once riding a greenie who was running away from me on xcountry because I'm fluffy. I caught up to the horse in front of me and it was RAyers. My horse's pink nose and my face got sunburned from 50 yds away!

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                            • #54
                              Originally posted by RAyers View Post
                              By the way, here is PROOF the sun does shine out of my ass when I am on XC.

                              http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...807621&theater
                              need shades for that one!! Love it!

                              (and by the way, can anyone PM me the name of the thin young 20-something rider who's been training and showing successful UL Event and H/J horses since she was 12?)
                              “Always saddle your own horse. Always know what you’re doing. And go in the direction you are heading.” Connie Reeves
                              Jump Start Solutions LLC

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                              • #55
                                The most important thing for success is to be sure that your tinfoil helmet is on the outside of your safety helmet and that the Pom Pom covers the antenna. If the Hoys become chef, you will already be in place as an acolyte.
                                "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay."
                                Thread killer Extraordinaire

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                                • #56
                                  Ahhhhh, I needed this today!

                                  Thank you Reed

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                                  • #57
                                    Originally posted by vineyridge View Post
                                    The most important thing for success is to be sure that your tinfoil helmet is on the outside of your safety helmet and that the Pom Pom covers the antenna. If the Hoys become chef, you will already be in place as an acolyte.
                                    An acolyte Teletubby. That's what the pompom makes a rider look like, so if you're already hindered by excess fluff, you are doomed. The Hoys are slender, so merely look like anorexic TTs, but TTs nonetheless.

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                                    • #58
                                      Originally posted by vineyridge View Post
                                      The most important thing for success is to be sure that your tinfoil helmet is on the outside of your safety helmet and that the Pom Pom covers the antenna. If the Hoys become chef, you will already be in place as an acolyte.
                                      The famous pom poms

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                                      • #59
                                        What if I am too fat, too old, or the wrong sex, and the trainer doesn't want to sleep with me? Can I make it up by bringing chocolates? Oh forget it, I will just eat them.

                                        Thanks Reed, I have missed the numping and finging. I really do not want to hear about the homeopathics, nor the intermediate riders that cannot get along with their trainers nor their boyfriends.

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                                        • #60
                                          Ooowwwwww... my sides hurt.

                                          I think you guys are giving me ulcers.
                                          ::Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you::

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