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  • #21
    Originally posted by Alagirl View Post
    Hell's bells?!
    ONLY if you've got a horse with a strong enough presence. Otherwise, you'll just look silly.
    RIP Bo, the real Appassionato
    5/5/84-7/12/08

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    • #22
      Originally posted by Appassionato View Post
      ONLY if you've got a horse with a strong enough presence. Otherwise, you'll just look silly.

      Darnit! And I was gonna try it for my 13.6h Vanner Ayrab cross, you know the Irish Corkhorse...
      Originally posted by BigMama1
      Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
      GNU Terry Prachett

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      • #23
        I think you scored so high because you remembered to show off your "boozies" and sit on your "poozie". Oh wait, that really only works in hunter eq. Sorry, me bad.
        Lapeer ... a small drinking town with a farming problem.
        Proud Closet Canterer!

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        • #24
          Originally posted by Alagirl View Post
          Darnit! And I was gonna try it for my 13.6h Vanner Ayrab cross, you know the Irish Corkhorse...


          Silly Alagirl, didn't you know that ponies are so passee'?
          RIP Bo, the real Appassionato
          5/5/84-7/12/08

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          • #25
            Originally posted by appaloosalady View Post
            I think you scored so high because you remembered to show off your "boozies" and sit on your "poozie". Oh wait, that really only works in hunter eq. Sorry, me bad.
            I've found a whole new way of riding that's gonna smash RollKur in the dirt: The ultimate inside hand crossed over the withers to the outside. You know, so you can get the big stupid SOB horse to turn? I'm telling you, that's going to completely revolutionize dressage. Between that and practicing my freestyles via boombox-tied-to-pommel like a flask case and I've been pratcicing in a basketball court for it's unbelievable acoustics...who's gonna be able to touch this? Anky, step aside I say.

            Thinking oabout blinging my dress boots into a flip flop pattern too, you know, so the judges take note? Yeah, rock on my friends!
            RIP Bo, the real Appassionato
            5/5/84-7/12/08

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            • #26
              Why not just bling out the flip flops and ride in them? Who really needs boots? I always thought they were just another classist fad.
              Lapeer ... a small drinking town with a farming problem.
              Proud Closet Canterer!

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              • #27
                Geek, not matter how you try to talk it up, it's WTD
                Co-founder of White Trash Dressage (WTD)
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                also available on Amazon.com
                http://www.cafepress.com/wtdressage

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                • #28
                  Originally posted by Appassionato View Post


                  Silly Alagirl, didn't you know that ponies are so passee'?

                  How DARE you, it is NOT a PONY!!!! It's a Cork Horse! Very rare and stuff.
                  Originally posted by BigMama1
                  Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
                  GNU Terry Prachett

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                  • #29
                    Originally posted by Alagirl View Post
                    How DARE you, it is NOT a PONY!!!! It's a Cork Horse! Very rare and stuff.
                    A Cork Horse - does that mean if you get caught in a heavy rain, your horse just floats along on top of the water?
                    Approved helmet: Every time; every ride.
                    "When a sport gets to be predictable it ceases to be fun." - RAR's wise brother

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by Alagirl View Post
                      I think the music ought to be Kenny G and John Tesh.

                      I just talked to my Cousin. He was all excited that he got to see David Haselhoff at one of th horseshows.

                      He sadi he was hanging out with the Oranje Crew and basicaly drooling over Anky


                      Anybody heard about that?
                      Speaking of David Haselhoff... How about this for freestyle music?
                      http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...50682163363570
                      You could be right on the cutting edge with vocals - and maybe you could project the video simultaneously on huge video screens at either end of the arena during your ride.

                      (Can you believe that this video was a huge hit in Europe? At least, that's what I was told...)
                      Approved helmet: Every time; every ride.
                      "When a sport gets to be predictable it ceases to be fun." - RAR's wise brother

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                      • #31
                        Ha

                        Big rip. You only got those scores because your trainer warmed your horse up for you. Then rode in the warm up ring with a big (okay, medium) woody on so as to distract the judge from your hellacious ride. Oh and another thing? I hear your horse freebases peeps.

                        Top that, mon cher

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                        • #32
                          Originally posted by Risk-Averse Rider View Post
                          A Cork Horse - does that mean if you get caught in a heavy rain, your horse just floats along on top of the water?

                          all 13.6h of him! and you should see his pretty hair! All over!
                          Originally posted by BigMama1
                          Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
                          GNU Terry Prachett

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                          • #33
                            Originally posted by Risk-Averse Rider View Post
                            Speaking of David Haselhoff... How about this for freestyle music?
                            http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...50682163363570
                            You could be right on the cutting edge with vocals - and maybe you could project the video simultaneously on huge video screens at either end of the arena during your ride.

                            (Can you believe that this video was a huge hit in Europe? At least, that's what I was told...)
                            That, and Snoop's Gin and Juice, and I think you're set. Of course, you could hire at least 8 chippendales in leopardprint thongs doing the oooga ooga oooooga cha cha or whatevertheheckitis (one at each letter on the perimiter of the arena). Heck Yes!!!

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                            • #34
                              Oooooo, catfight!

                              Wink wink nudge nudge

                              Originally posted by egontoast View Post
                              It's not true that Salinero bolted. My friend was there and she said Anky was trying to run over Isabel.
                              Brothers and sisters, I bid you beware
                              Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
                              -Rudyard Kipling

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                              • #35
                                Poem

                                Originally posted by Risk-Averse Rider View Post
                                A Cork Horse - does that mean if you get caught in a heavy rain, your horse just floats along on top of the water?
                                I KNOW these famous horses in poetry

                                "Ride a Cork Horse
                                To Banbury Cross
                                To see a fine lady
                                upon a white horse...."

                                Very famous, these Cork horses....
                                Crayola posse ~ Lazer Lemon yellow
                                Take time to give...it is too short a day to be selfish. - Ben Franklin

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                                • #36
                                  Ahh, Geek, you missed me at the show... you know, I had the Big Lick TWH (rescued from the slaughter truck) in the Intro A musical freestyle. He went really well because I had him in a tack noseband (the kind with bling on the inside) and a sidepull bridle. One of our special moves was the one-rein stop I did for my final halt. I borrowed the "Pomp and Circumstance" music from the Germans at the WEG because I thought it was so, um, lyrical. Yeah, lyrical.
                                  "She still had all of her marbles, though every one of them was shaped funny and rolled asymmetrically."

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                                  • #37
                                    i dont think this is funny either. do i get tortured now? (like mel gibson in south park episode?)

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                                    • #38
                                      Originally posted by Alagirl View Post
                                      Hell's bells?!
                                      i was thinking Ozzie's "Crazy Train" might be suitable...
                                      ~Living the life I imagined~

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                                      • #39
                                        Originally posted by equusrocks View Post
                                        That, and Snoop's Gin and Juice, and I think you're set. Of course, you could hire at least 8 chippendales in leopardprint thongs doing the oooga ooga oooooga cha cha or whatevertheheckitis (one at each letter on the perimiter of the arena). Heck Yes!!!
                                        Ah, man...the best visual picture I've had in a WEEK! Thank you Equusrocks!!!

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                                        • #40
                                          Originally posted by slc2 View Post
                                          i dont think this is funny either.
                                          Ahh, slc2, I've learned so quickly that I can always count on you.

                                          My point, along with Geek, is that if you just mention one of the topics included in our posts, you can get the trainwreckers instantly rolling. What's sad is that it has to be actually pointed out to some on this board for them to understand (or not...).

                                          We all need to be able to laugh at ourselves and our prejudices. It certainly keeps me from taking myself too seriously.
                                          "She still had all of her marbles, though every one of them was shaped funny and rolled asymmetrically."

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