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  • #21
    sheath noise

    I have discovered that this "noise" comes at the same time my horse's hocks need to be injected. It disapears when he uses himself more correctly.

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    • #22
      ditto pixie - the only time my gelding makes this noise is when he is tense or inverted through the back.

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      • #23
        Originally posted by buck22 View Post
        well, she could always just blame it on the horse


        a friend of mine had a huge belgian that, at night if in a spooky mood to begin with, would spook himself at his own farts! THAT was a riot! Poor thing couldn't figure out why something was always creeping up behind him. Pfft! and he'd spin around... Pfft! and he'd spin around... LOL
        OMG, you guys are cracking me up!

        As to the sheath noises. As far as I know it is caused by air being trapped and has nothing to do with a dirty penis or hock injections. Are we talking about the same noise here?
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        • #24
          Originally posted by CamdenLab View Post
          My friend is worried about farting herself, not her horse farting!
          are you sure its your friend your talking about! LOL

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          • #25
            Yah, yah, it's always "a friend" or "a friend of a friend."

            Solo was an ancient Andalusian, so old he had the "walking farts," or in his case, the "trotting farts." One group lesson, started trotting. Taffy bolted, Sugar bucked, and Trig spooked and spun. I don't *think* any of the kids fell off, except from laughing so hard.

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            • #26
              this thread is hilarious!

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              • #27
                BWAHAHA!! lol! Mares can make noises too... a really odd sound I heard from a mare was apparently her udders (?) slapping together. She'd had a few foals and I guess they just never went back to normal size.

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                • #28
                  Rode an Arab mare for neighbors many years ago who'd run away from her own farts.

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                  • #29
                    My mare makes noise too. My BO and I say shes making music, lol. When we are trotting and shes getting really relaxed and working properly..... she starts farting and doesnt stop until we walk. Then she will start again when I pick up the trot. We all just laugh at her and say shes not very lady like. Atleast if I'm ever in need to pass gas while riding..... I know I can blame her .

                    And she also does the "slapping" of her udders. I just say that she was "blessed" .

                    They are just horsey noises........ Hers just happen to make us laugh.

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                    • #30
                      omg wow... funny funny...

                      lol I'm dying at the queefers comment. that cracks me up.

                      my stallion is a farter... he never used to be... not sure whats in the hay he gets but there is something cause he never used to be that bad...

                      and that ab thing they do... the almost grunting sound but its just when they are really under themselves it seems like... I though only geldings did it... but oh no... my guy will do it too when he is being longed or whatever.

                      but the farting is pretty entertaining... I get looks. =)

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                      • #31
                        Originally posted by buck22 View Post
                        a friend of mine had a huge belgian that, at night if in a spooky mood to begin with, would spook himself at his own farts! THAT was a riot! Poor thing couldn't figure out why something was always creeping up behind him. Pfft! and he'd spin around... Pfft! and he'd spin around... LOL
                        MY DOG DOES THIS!!!

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                        • #32
                          Re. sheath noises.. funny thing, normally my horse doesn't really make any noise when we trot. Today, we were doing some jumping and he was going around with his head up and in less of a "frame", and he was making sheath noises. Just thought that was interesting..
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                          • #33
                            My older mare is a big pooper. She seems to do it deliberately - in the cross ties, for example, especially when you are just about ready to mount up and have run to fetch your helmet. She seems to take delight in making you go run and fetch the shovel and clean up! If you put her in a stall for a moment to wait while you do something she will always poop and pee in it, as many times as she can manage!

                            One time I had her in the cross ties and she started fidgeting and lifting her hind legs and thrashing her tail, and I thought maybe she was colicking or something, but my trainer said "I think she has to pee." I unclipped her from the cross ties and she ran straight into the nearest open stall and took a big pee!

                            My Morgan mare is very tidy, and never poops in the cross ties - rarely even while working out. She never farted while working either, until we started to really get her to relax and work over her back, and now we can use the farting as a sign she is relaxed!

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                            • #34
                              Originally posted by amastrike View Post
                              Re. sheath noises.. funny thing, normally my horse doesn't really make any noise when we trot. Today, we were doing some jumping and he was going around with his head up and in less of a "frame", and he was making sheath noises. Just thought that was interesting..
                              Um, mare owner here...what the heck is a sheath noise? My two year old (gelding) won't be ridden for a while, so what exactly is this sheath noise thing? This is the first I've ever heard about it.

                              However, this thread is cracking me up!
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                              • #35
                                Originally posted by jenm View Post
                                Um, mare owner here...what the heck is a sheath noise? My two year old (gelding) won't be ridden for a while, so what exactly is this sheath noise thing? This is the first I've ever heard about it.

                                However, this thread is cracking me up!
                                It's this weird noise some geldings make... It kind of sounds like someone stepped on a dying duck.
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                                • #36
                                  I spooked my gelding this spring, I was riding him around our cross country field and usually I get in two point to fart, but for this one I saw and it reverberated off my saddle, my gelding prompty threw his head down between his knees and shook it off and tossed his shoulder like he would buck, it was hilarious. I said "hey, you do it all the time"

                                  He's a squeaker most of the time, but I prefer the squeak to my mare's pee-tail when she's in heat.

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                                  • #37
                                    Horses are known farters... dogs and people too of course. But I have NEVER heard or smelled a cat fart (not that I'm complaining).

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                                    • #38
                                      Originally posted by Mukluk View Post
                                      Horses are known farters... dogs and people too of course. But I have NEVER heard or smelled a cat fart (not that I'm complaining).
                                      That's 'cause cats are too busy throwing up hairballs.

                                      A good friend of mine -- a very refined looking, elegant manager of a luxury apartment complex -- was out walking her dog one early morning. Thinking she was all along, she let a big one rip -- the kind that makes your sweat pants inflate!

                                      Then she turned and saw this elderly couple walking on the pathway right behind her -- both were staring at her (they couldn't have NOT heard this fart) in shock.

                                      She quickly looked in disgust at her poor dog who was nosing around some bushes near her and said, "that dog! I really need to change her food!"

                                      Ahh -- who hasn't blamed their fart on the dog?

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                                      • #39
                                        Originally posted by Kyzteke View Post
                                        A good friend of mine -- a very refined looking, elegant manager of a luxury apartment complex -- was out walking her dog one early morning. Thinking she was all along, she let a big one rip -- the kind that makes your sweat pants inflate!

                                        Then she turned and saw this elderly couple walking on the pathway right behind her -- both were staring at her (they couldn't have NOT heard this fart) in shock.

                                        She quickly looked in disgust at her poor dog who was nosing around some bushes near her and said, "that dog! I really need to change her food!"

                                        Ahh -- who hasn't blamed their fart on the dog?
                                        Now I have to wipe off my computer screen!!!
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                                        • #40
                                          Farts and rear legs

                                          I truly believe my mare's sphincter muscles are tied to her rear leags. Whenever I pick up a hind leg to clean her hoof, she lets one loose.... A BIGGGGG whifff of pungent air. Never fails! If she did not to that, I think I would be worried.

                                          I used to be worried that she would try to stop and poop during a dressage test, but I do not have to worry as she poops as soon as she get into the horse trailer.... But that beats gelding noises
                                          We do not have an overpopulation of dogs, we have an under population of responsible dog owners!!!

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