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Teaching a Man Lateral Work

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  • Teaching a Man Lateral Work

    Now if only I had this type of instruction! The little dog in the video is like WHAT??

    "No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier

  • #2
    What a hoot! And they stole our cat Oreo!!
    "Where knowledge ends violence begins." B. Ljundquist


    • #3
      I think that's the single dumbest, mildly falic thing I've ever watched on the internet. I'm embarrassed for them.
      chaque pas est fait ensemble


      • Original Poster

        Well if you want more men getting into dressage, you have to think outside the box!
        "No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier


        • #5
          This is hysterically funny!! They were all adorable especially the dog and cat!!


          • #6
            That's 2 minutes of my life I'll never see again.


            • #7
              I'm sure they had a blast making that, but I have to agree with Petstorejunkie... really weirdly phallic in a way that's more discomforting than humorous - but to each their own!!
              Proud COTH lurker since 2001.


              • Original Poster

                Originally posted by LarkspurCO View Post
                That's 2 minutes of my life I'll never see again.
                The video was 5+ minutes. Did you lose track of time watching it?
                "No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier


                • #9
                  i suspect--no, make that HOPE--that buckets and buckets of alcohol were involved...
                  Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.


                  • #10
                    Oh, heck you really, really have to work at seeing anything phallic (NOT fallic) in this. Didn't you have a stick horse when you were kid? Don't you have peewee equitation at your shows, where the child runs a course (complete with jumps) on a stick horse? C'mon. Get real. Women don't have phalluses, and men don't have two of them. This is a bunch of people having fun..I'm amazed they're not all laughing their boots off. And the cat is priceless!!!
                    The best thing to do on a golf course is a GALLOP!


                    • #11
                      ....er, hate to say it ,but not up to your usual standard, Mike. Slow day at work, eh?
                      Proud member of People Who Hate to Kill Wildlife clique


                      • #12
                        Yes, I smell like a horse. No, I don't consider that to be a problem.

                        Originally posted by DottieHQ
                        You're just jealous because you lack my extensive koalafications.


                        • #13
                          Awe come one.... You have to admire any dressage trainer who can convince 9 people to do that!!

                          I do recall.... the horsey noodle being the object of some disparagement on a previous thread. Methinks neither the "Noodlettes" nor their trainer give a funk about the criticism.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Petstorejunkie View Post
                            I think that's the single dumbest, mildly falic thing I've ever watched on the internet. I'm embarrassed for them.
                            Only mildly??? LOL
                            \"You have two choices when a defining moment comes along - you can either define the moment, or let the moment define you.\" Tin Cup


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Mike Matson View Post
                              The video was 5+ minutes. Did you lose track of time watching it?
                              I just clicked the little X. Ha ha!


                              • #16
                                hahahah I was embarassed, I laughed, I enjoyed the flying changes and the actual concept of using a noodle to teach those movements is new to me, so I learned something, too!

                                Yes, the initial shock of the fact that they weren't going to stop dancing anytime soon had me confused and a little dumbstruck, but I can't say I was offended at all.

                                Thanks for the laugh
                                “They were not sitting backwards on their horses,” he said with a sly smile. “But they had no dressage preparation..." - Bert de Nemethy


                                • Original Poster

                                  Originally posted by Foxtrot's View Post
                                  ....er, hate to say it ,but not up to your usual standard, Mike. Slow day at work, eh?
                                  Work?? I gave that up a few years ago. You can usually find me at the barn with my two horses.

                                  Nor do I expect the videos I select for posting to be everyone's cup of tea. It's like going to see a horse movie - everyone has an opinion when they come out of the theater.
                                  "No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier


                                  • #18
                                    I wouldn't need to be drunk to do that. I'd dance better were I to be drunk, but other than that it looked like a lot of fun was had.