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Linda Parelli: Bigger then Elvis?

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  • Linda Parelli: Bigger then Elvis?

    Considering Elvis' final years, and fondness for peanut-banana-bacon sangas, I hope they mean "bigger" as in "more famous" or "more influential" then Elvis... Maybe THAT is why the famous britches were ebay'ed... *g*

    Still... I think not.

    I had to laugh when this popped up in my mailbox this morning...

    http://www.parellinaturalhorsetraini...linda-parelli/

    Linda Parelli to Headline 2012 Horse & Soul World Tour

    Imagine a pitch-black arena filled with thousands of antsy spectators. Every one of you is standing up, breathing, waiting. As the music rises, it launches the 2012 Horse & Soul Parelli World Tour. Drumbeats fill your chest and the hair stands up on your arms. Out of the darkness bursts not a mustached cowboy, but a petite, blond woman with high black boots and dressage saddle. With a massive chestnut Hanoverian by her side, she sails across the arena waving to 4,000 cheering spectators and smiles.

    This is Pat’s better half. And this is her tour.

    Linda Parelli is a student and a seeker who has pushed her own horsemanship in order to be a conduit of inspiration for others. For the 2012 Horse & Soul Tour, she will harvest two decades of passionate devotion to natural horsemanship and pour it out on fans in eleven US cities.

    Perhaps because of her persistence, Linda Parelli is now widely considered one of horsemanship’s finest communicators. As the most dedicated student of the system that bears her husband’s name, Linda Parelli is celebrated for her intuitive coaching which she delivers with wit, compassion and kindness.

    "Linda is the hardest worker I know," said her husband Pat Parelli who will teach alongside her during the 2012 Horse & Soul Tour. "Her passion as an educator is reaching a fever pitch and I don’t think anyone has experienced even the tip of what she has to offer."

    Because of her dressage background and the diversity of her students, the 2012 Horse & Soul tour will encompass both English and Western disciplines. It will feature the now-famous Seven Games™ that are the foundation of the Parelli system. Tips for fool-proofing lead changes and instruction on Pat’s notion of Horsenality™, a concept which Linda developed and communicates with zeal, round out the weekend events.

    "Her work in horsenality, rider posture, contact and collection is pioneering a new frontier in horsemanship. These topics apply to any rider, regardless of discipline," Pat Parelli said.

    In perennial collaboration, Linda and her horses don’t just perform at tour stops, they captivate. Surprises are embraced and then sorted with the intelligence and precision available only to those who have spent long hours earning them. Watching Linda engage her dressage horses in an extended trot or in a series of flying lead changes, impels her students to come up higher; to work harder, to learn more, to grow.

    But best of all, those who know her will tell you, Linda Parelli is funny.

    At a demonstration once, Linda trotted past a capacity crowd on her Dutch Warmblood Remmer and, mildly annoyed with her bouncing sunglasses, took them off and winged them into the audience.

    "That wasn’t an Elvis thing," she said. "I want those back."

    The crowd laughed and cheered its approval for the woman many people in the horsemanship world consider, bigger than Elvis.

    But the beautiful thing about Linda Parelli is that no matter how big the venue or how bright the star, the relationship with the horse is always paramount.

    And that is the very essence of the 2012 Tour.

    Admission to the 2012 Horse & Soul Parelli World Tour is $25 in advance and includes admission for both days. Parelli Members can receive up to seven free tickets.

    Tickets are scheduled to go on sale in the Parelli Web Shop on October 20, 2011.

  • #2
    Did Elvis have a big following in the horse world ?

    at least he had a beautiful talent, the ability to combine blues and country and western swing and a sexy presence....


    she has.........umm.......errrr............ what does she have again???

    oh that's right.....boobs.


    all hail Linda : /


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    • #3
      ---Perhaps because of her persistence, Linda Parelli is now widely considered one of horsemanship’s finest communicators. As the most dedicated student of the system that bears her husband’s name, Linda Parelli is celebrated for her intuitive coaching which she delivers with wit, compassion and kindness."---

      Sound more like damage control for the Barney and the gray arabian's so "educational" videos.

      I am afraid all the pomp won't erase that from the minds of the ones that got to see all that bopping and clunking, before it was pulled out of the air.

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      • #4
        No way in hell is she even in the same universe as the King.
        "It's like a Russian nesting doll of train wrecks."--CaitlinandTheBay

        ...just settin' on the Group W bench.

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        • #5
          [QUOTE=Tamara in TN;5869368 she has.........umm.......errrr............ what does she have again???
          oh that's right.....boobs.
          all hail Linda : /
          Tamara[/QUOTE]

          You forgot the Carrot Stick, the BIG Green Ball, and of course her 'gift' to the world of Horsenality™.
          All hail the Equine Goddess

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          • #6
            Linda has the secret of contact.

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            • #7
              Where's the 'puke' icon? Sounds like something she wrote herself!
              Equine Massage Therapy Classes and Rehab for Horses
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              • #8
                OMG I just lost my breakfast!!!

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                • #9
                  WOW! Just WOW! That is all I can say!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Old Mac Donald View Post
                    she will harvest two decades of passionate devotion to natural horsemanship and pour it out on fans

                    ew, bad parelli porn, ew ew ew ew ew

                    Pour Some Sugar on ME!
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                    chaque pas est fait ensemble

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                    • #11
                      Tell me again - what is it that comes before a fall ?
                      ... _. ._ .._. .._

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                      • #12
                        Wonder if WAZ will be putting in an appearance
                        I wasn't always a Smurf
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                        • #13
                          Until I started hanging out on CoTH I didn't follow Parelli NH at all & find the whole Parelli games thing silly to say the least... What IS Linda's background in dressage? What level is she riding? Where is she showing? What makes her qualified to teach?
                          "It's never too late to be what you might have been." George Eliot

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                          • #14
                            PT BARNUM CONTINUES TO BE RIGHT.
                            "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain" ~Friedrich Schiller

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by carolprudm View Post
                              Wonder if WAZ will be putting in an appearance

                              Forget WAZ - it's all LInda's ideas. SHE is a dressage guru now. Forget her lifelong abusive bungling, now SHE has the secret.
                              ... _. ._ .._. .._

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                              • #16
                                Really, has Mrs. Pathetic Pepperoni ever even trotted down center line?
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                                • #17
                                  Definitely need a puke icon. First of all, everyone knows the Parelli sheeples don't even ride their horses.

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                                  • #18
                                    Linda Parelli: Bigger then Elvis?
                                    Nah, those crusty used britches of hers can't hold a candle to the sequinned jumpsuit of the King.
                                    You jump in the saddle,
                                    Hold onto the bridle!
                                    Jump in the line!
                                    ...Belefonte

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                                    • #19
                                      Originally posted by Miichelle View Post
                                      What IS Linda's background in dressage? What level is she riding? Where is she showing? What makes her qualified to teach?
                                      She invented riding with contact! It's groundbreaking!11!! She has been perfecting contact for a whole year or so by now! If that doesn't qualify her as a $$$$ clinician, well, nothing will. She not only invented it, she's going so far as to share it with the entire world.

                                      Well at least that part of the world that is willing to open their purses.
                                      "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple” – Barry Switzer

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                                      • #20
                                        Originally posted by Equibrit View Post
                                        Forget WAZ - it's all LInda's ideas. SHE is a dressage guru now. Forget her lifelong abusive bungling, now SHE has the secret.

                                        I just wish she would keep it....
                                        Originally posted by BigMama1
                                        Facts don't have versions. If they do, they are opinions
                                        GNU Terry Prachett

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